amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
91. You pray to God that U.S. armor won't get killed by Iraqi pikemen.
1000 ways you know you've played Civ2 too much when...
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johnnymiller
An Englishman in Exile
92. It's 4.30 in the morning and you're logging on to Civ Fanatics to see if anyone has replied to any of your posts.....
![[party]](/images/smilies/partytime.gif "Party [party]")
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Civfanatic
93. When you tattoo the OEDO years on your fore arms.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
94.) You start driving to neighbouring cities with a carload of food in order to boost your nations score.
95.)You believe that as long as someone else is flying a plane, it does not need to refuel or return to base
96.) You get arrested for stealing the secret of Writing from your neighbours (nicking their newspaper), and for trying to poison their water supply in order to get them to turn down their music.
95.)You believe that as long as someone else is flying a plane, it does not need to refuel or return to base
96.) You get arrested for stealing the secret of Writing from your neighbours (nicking their newspaper), and for trying to poison their water supply in order to get them to turn down their music.
TheViking
The world is not enough
97. You are typing this while at work...
98. You wonder why this list doesn't already contain 1000 entries.
99. You refuse to acknowledge that you have played Civ 2 too much even though you admit that 1 to 99 all apply to you.
100. If someone tells you you have played Civ 2 too much you tell that person he/she has insulted you for the last time and should prepare for war.
98. You wonder why this list doesn't already contain 1000 entries.
99. You refuse to acknowledge that you have played Civ 2 too much even though you admit that 1 to 99 all apply to you.
100. If someone tells you you have played Civ 2 too much you tell that person he/she has insulted you for the last time and should prepare for war.
Marlos
Christian Soldier
101) This thread is the highlight of your day!
102) You wonder whether you would be happy, content, or mad if all of the military units left your hometown.
103) You ponder why there constant strife in the Middle East if citizens are always content under Fundamentalism regimes.
104) Even though you live in a democratic country, you can't remember the last parade held for 'We Love the President Day'. In fact, you deduce that Mr. Bush must have the luxury rate set too low.
102) You wonder whether you would be happy, content, or mad if all of the military units left your hometown.
103) You ponder why there constant strife in the Middle East if citizens are always content under Fundamentalism regimes.
104) Even though you live in a democratic country, you can't remember the last parade held for 'We Love the President Day'. In fact, you deduce that Mr. Bush must have the luxury rate set too low.
Dark Ascendant
Darkness Ascending...
105) You wonder how the US can manufacture anything when the military is so big. Perhaps GB changed the Rules.txt!
TheViking
The world is not enough
A corollary to 104:Originally posted by Marlos
104) Even though you live in a democratic country, you can't remember the last parade held for 'We Love the President Day'. In fact, you deduce that Mr. Bush must have the luxury rate set too low.
106. When Bush cuts taxes you expect great times to be ahead because it must mean more luxuries.
TimTheEnchanter
I...am...an Enchanter!
Further corollary:
107. "Honey, get upstairs! They just cut our taxes and haven't spent any more on science...we need to start makin' babies to get this city to grow!!!"
:love2: 
Angry Roman
Chieftain
108. You do everything the female Egyptian emissary wants you to, because she is the prettiest girl you know.
109. You spend your holiday making a detailed map on strategies for taking over the world when you get home, where to have your naval bases, etc.
109. You spend your holiday making a detailed map on strategies for taking over the world when you get home, where to have your naval bases, etc.
Ace
Emperor
110. You are watching the History channel when a program about the Setti Project comes on and your first thought is: "Damn, they finish that wonder first"!
Angry Roman
Chieftain
111. You can laugh in recognition to all of the above.
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Civfanatic
112. Your neighbor stole your lawnmower, and since you are living in a democracy you can't demand it back.
113. When you get arrested by the Feds for walking around town mumbling things like: "When my nukes hit Washington and New York, the damn Americans wont be so cocky anymore."
(The last one could use a little more "touch" i think)
113. When you get arrested by the Feds for walking around town mumbling things like: "When my nukes hit Washington and New York, the damn Americans wont be so cocky anymore."
(The last one could use a little more "touch" i think)
MajorGeneral2
Just happy to be here
#114. You want to build some pyramids in your yard to make your family grow faster.
#115. You give your kids more allowance to rush-build the pyramids.
#116. When your kids ask for more allowance after building the pyramids, you tell them that would mean fewer luxuries.
#118. You wonder why Iraq doesn't already have Nukes, since the Americans have built the Manhattan Project.
#119. You add more than three items to this list.
#115. You give your kids more allowance to rush-build the pyramids.
#116. When your kids ask for more allowance after building the pyramids, you tell them that would mean fewer luxuries.
#118. You wonder why Iraq doesn't already have Nukes, since the Americans have built the Manhattan Project.
#119. You add more than three items to this list.
naervod
My current user title
121. You wonder why the US doesn't rule the world. After all, it should've won a space race victory by now.
Dark Ascendant
Darkness Ascending...
122. You wonder how the Three Miles Island nuke incident could have happened when the US had built Hoover Dam.
Marlos
Christian Soldier
124) You go skiing and feel like you're in training to become alpine troops! (Then you fall down and realize how much training you have to do! :lol )
