DvR
½ man, ½ amazing
126) you don't see the point in studying for that very important astophysics test tomorrow 
since you already got Copernicus' Observatory anyways..
since you already got Copernicus' Observatory anyways..
1000 ways you know you've played Civ2 too much when...
- Thread starter Chieftess
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SewerStarFish
King
127) You insert comments like,"Ignore that blunted spearpoint..." into your everyday business conversations
128) Your embarassed to work in the science field because the science adviser is such an effeminate nerd.
128) Your embarassed to work in the science field because the science adviser is such an effeminate nerd.
129) Reading these gives you a great sense of relief because your not the only civ obsessed loony in the world by a long shot.
130) After seeing a coal mine you try to work out where anolther three 'specials' would be.
131) When civving it, you try to get your auto-named cities on the coast if they are in the real world.
132) You look at maps of the world and try to work out a strategy for attacking the US.
130) After seeing a coal mine you try to work out where anolther three 'specials' would be.
131) When civving it, you try to get your auto-named cities on the coast if they are in the real world.
132) You look at maps of the world and try to work out a strategy for attacking the US.
#133: When you watch the world map view, you see animal figures shaped by your marvelous regime.. and name stork as your national mascot.
#134: In your dream you see a way to conquer Moscow and split the untrustworthy Russians in two.
#135: You keep a list of all your Caravans/Freights. ("Edinburgh Coal -> Washington (American) arrived 150g")
#134: In your dream you see a way to conquer Moscow and split the untrustworthy Russians in two.
#135: You keep a list of all your Caravans/Freights. ("Edinburgh Coal -> Washington (American) arrived 150g")
broman
Chieftain
#136 You are really frustrated when you finally reach the maximum number of cities to build. And realize that after a month of endless playing making a perfect world with a maximum population is impossible. 
And damn Sid personally for 2^8, the bits and byte system of all pc's.
#137 Wonder why there are more than 256 cities in the world?
#138 Wonder how there can be more then 6.000.000.000 people on this planet?
And damn Sid personally for 2^8, the bits and byte system of all pc's. #137 Wonder why there are more than 256 cities in the world?
#138 Wonder how there can be more then 6.000.000.000 people on this planet?
atawa
Mastered by puppets
#139 You see the colloseum in Rome and think '100 shields'
confission
Chieftain
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#140 You can't hear Ode to Joy without thinking it's We Love the President/Emperor/Chairman/Whatever Day.
#141 You expect the U.S. to change its political system at any time they please (and can't understand why they didn't during the Great Depression) because they have the Statue of Liberty.
#141 You expect the U.S. to change its political system at any time they please (and can't understand why they didn't during the Great Depression) because they have the Statue of Liberty.
MajorGeneral2
Just happy to be here
#142 (related to 141) You wonder how France could be so stupid to build the SOL and then just give it to the US.
#143 You wonder why only Rome has a colloseum.
#144 You begin to understand some of these after playing a scenario.
#143 You wonder why only Rome has a colloseum.
#144 You begin to understand some of these after playing a scenario.
Ace
Emperor
#145 (related to #141) You wonder why the US didn't change goverments to fundy before invading Iraq to avoid unhappiness in its cities, since 2003 is an OEDO year at diety level, and the US has the SOL as well.
TheViking
The world is not enough
#146 (related to 141): You conclude that even though the US is supposed to be a democracy it really must have switched to a temporary fundamentalism without telling anyone. Otherwise the US government would already have collapsed because the US doesn't have Michelangelo's Chapel and JS Bach's Cathedral and last but not least: Elvis has been dead for many years.
TheViking
The world is not enough
#147: After typing #146 you suddenly realize that #146 might not necessarily need to be true if Elvis really is alive somewhere.
Old n Slow
Emperor
148 -- Your first apartment needs a bearskin behind the gaming chair 
149 -- Your first house -- your spouse says that the bearskin has to go
150 -- Youre older now, the chair has to be super-sized
149 -- Your first house -- your spouse says that the bearskin has to go
150 -- Youre older now, the chair has to be super-sized
sav
King
#91. After years of playing CIV and then CIV 2, you decide to enrol at University and study Political Science. And fail because you spent all your time logging onto this damn website.
#92. You wonder why the Americans, with their $75 billion budget for the war on Iraq, don't just buy all the Iraqi cities.
#92. You wonder why the Americans, with their $75 billion budget for the war on Iraq, don't just buy all the Iraqi cities.
sav
King
#155. After years of playing CIV and then CIV 2, you decide to enrol at University and study Political Science. And fail because you spent all your time logging onto this damn website.
#156. You wonder why the Americans, with their $75 billion budget for the war on Iraq, don't just buy all the Iraqi cities.
#157. You're so keen to make an addition to a Civilization forum you forget to check exactly where everyone is at as far as numbering goes
#156. You wonder why the Americans, with their $75 billion budget for the war on Iraq, don't just buy all the Iraqi cities.
#157. You're so keen to make an addition to a Civilization forum you forget to check exactly where everyone is at as far as numbering goes
TheViking
The world is not enough
#159 You have been checking for additions to a thread like this one on a daily basis for many months.
#160 You are able to add an entry to a thread like this one many months after it was started.
#161 You declare war against your neighbor, steal the secret of automobile (his car) from him and blow up his house, knowing that your reputation won't suffer. The reason: His kids didn't leave your garden when you yelled at them so it was really the neighbor and not you who started the war be refusing to withdraw his troops.
#160 You are able to add an entry to a thread like this one many months after it was started.
#161 You declare war against your neighbor, steal the secret of automobile (his car) from him and blow up his house, knowing that your reputation won't suffer. The reason: His kids didn't leave your garden when you yelled at them so it was really the neighbor and not you who started the war be refusing to withdraw his troops.
TheViking
The world is not enough
#162 Your plans for the first two days of the month are now completely screwed up because it is already 17:00 GMT on the second day of the month and this month's GOTM hasn't been posted yet.
