1000 ways you know you've played Civ2 too much when...
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Yuri2356
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Regardless, your honor as a Civ2 poster is tainted. Civshido dictates that you redeem yourself in battle! Do so, or you shall be cast out from the Clan of the Red-Star, the fist of the inquisition.
Well, that's about as Japaneese as I want to act today, on to some reasons!
4072) Your are baffled when you find out that there were people who hated Elvis in the 50s...
4073) .... but then remember that they sent him off to war, so he would have caused unhappyness.
Well, that's about as Japaneese as I want to act today, on to some reasons!
4072) Your are baffled when you find out that there were people who hated Elvis in the 50s...
4073) .... but then remember that they sent him off to war, so he would have caused unhappyness.
Yuri2356
Test Screening
Your honor was tainted because you chose to copy/paste rather than come up with new resons, showing that you lack the ability to create new ones. Hence, you don't realy play Civ2 too much or you'd have an endless supply! Of corse, it's not too late, you can still redeem yourself though post-warring, or coming up with a reason so hilarious that your honor will be restored.
jadelicia
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- Apr 2, 2004
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4079) You have the biggest temptation to go at it with Yuri in the post wars because of his insolence...
4080) ...but decide playing the REAL Civ II is better.
4081) You finally have a good excuse for you habit of spelling Yuri's name with an "A" instead of a "U": There is no "U" in Civilization, and you only have a habit of typing the vowels a, i, and o.
4082) You are determined to get #5000, since Yari doesn't seem to believe your Civ finatism is true-blooded, and you'd do that just to prove it...
4083) ...but you also realize that it might take too much time from Civ II to race for it now (could you imagine!?...indeed we all could)...
4084) ...and wait a minute! How can you race for #5000 when you're mysteriously at #7000 and some odd (actually even)??? Major renumbering.....GRRR!
4080) ...but decide playing the REAL Civ II is better.
4081) You finally have a good excuse for you habit of spelling Yuri's name with an "A" instead of a "U": There is no "U" in Civilization, and you only have a habit of typing the vowels a, i, and o.
4082) You are determined to get #5000, since Yari doesn't seem to believe your Civ finatism is true-blooded, and you'd do that just to prove it...
4083) ...but you also realize that it might take too much time from Civ II to race for it now (could you imagine!?...indeed we all could)...
4084) ...and wait a minute! How can you race for #5000 when you're mysteriously at #7000 and some odd (actually even)??? Major renumbering.....GRRR!
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
Nevermind.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
4085: You edit the rules.txt so that you get nuclear warfare in a medieval conflict. 
4086: You can't get enough of AI's throwing nukes at each other.*
4087: You think that the only language on the planet is English, because that is the only language you have played civ2 in.
BTW, jadelicia, congrats on 500 posts. I also went to your website once. I viewed one or two pages, then left. It looks pretty nice (although I don't remember much about the artistic flair since it's been a few months).
4086: You can't get enough of AI's throwing nukes at each other.*
4087: You think that the only language on the planet is English, because that is the only language you have played civ2 in.
BTW, jadelicia, congrats on 500 posts. I also went to your website once. I viewed one or two pages, then left. It looks pretty nice (although I don't remember much about the artistic flair since it's been a few months).
The Person
Deity +2
4088 - You have both your hands cut off, but still you're able to play Civ2.
4089 - You have both your arms cut off, but still you're able to play Civ2.
4090 - You have forgotten what an arm is, since you only look at the screen.
4091 - You can play Civ2 blindfolded...
4092 - ...with both your arms cut off.
4093 - You think that Fundamentality is a waste, since he's only got Civ2 v1.06. (j/k) (You can download the 2.42 patch (the latest patch) in the Civ2 download section.)
4094 - You have ten multiplayer games and twelve singleplayer games goin gon at the same time.
4095 - You print this list and put a check by every clue that applies to you.
4096 - You have the whole list checked...
4097 - ...even those who conflict which each other...
4098 - ...what leads you to a "Yurian" existencial crisis...
4099 - ...so you just play more Civ2 to "drown your sorrows".
4100 - You think that there should be a Civ2 arcade machine at every bar, so that you could "drink" there too.
4101 - In fact, it was tried, by your insistence...
4102 - ...but it was quickly taken down because you used it all the time so that nobody else could have their turn.
4103 - You had the top score on that machine.
4104 - You would have had all the top scores in the Civ2 Hall of Fame in the Civ2 section, if you weren't too busy playing Civ2.
4089 - You have both your arms cut off, but still you're able to play Civ2.
4090 - You have forgotten what an arm is, since you only look at the screen.
4091 - You can play Civ2 blindfolded...
4092 - ...with both your arms cut off.
4093 - You think that Fundamentality is a waste, since he's only got Civ2 v1.06. (j/k) (You can download the 2.42 patch (the latest patch) in the Civ2 download section.)
4094 - You have ten multiplayer games and twelve singleplayer games goin gon at the same time.
4095 - You print this list and put a check by every clue that applies to you.
4096 - You have the whole list checked...
4097 - ...even those who conflict which each other...
4098 - ...what leads you to a "Yurian" existencial crisis...
4099 - ...so you just play more Civ2 to "drown your sorrows".
4100 - You think that there should be a Civ2 arcade machine at every bar, so that you could "drink" there too.
4101 - In fact, it was tried, by your insistence...
4102 - ...but it was quickly taken down because you used it all the time so that nobody else could have their turn.
4103 - You had the top score on that machine.
4104 - You would have had all the top scores in the Civ2 Hall of Fame in the Civ2 section, if you weren't too busy playing Civ2.
Fundamentality
WEE A PLANE!!!
Don't be surprisedPlutonianEmpire said:4085: You edit the rules.txt so that you get nuclear warfare in a medieval conflict.
.I got nukes in 500 A.D 
Yuri2356
Test Screening
jadelicia said:
You seem to lack long term memory. In case you don't recall, your last attempt at a post war ended in your own un-doing. Due to my post-invincibility, I now referee the wars rather than compete in them.
4105) You have played a ToT game with 4 identical layers, so it feels like playing 4 games in one....
4106) But 4 just isn't enough, so you keep opening new windows for more games...
4107) ... untill your computer finally explodes because you've overloaded it's RAM...
4108) ... and that is the saddest day in your life...
4109) ... you plan a memorial service for your computer...
4110) ... right after you finish finding a new one...
4111) ... which isn't difficult because you always keep a few spares in the closet.
4112) You have won a space-race victory in 3900 BC...
4113) ... on Deity+256...
4114) ... on the harshest map possible...
4115) ... with a science rate of 0%...
4116) ... and you're dissapointed because you know you can do better.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
EDIT: Said something I shouldn't have 
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
Yuri, you need to renumber....
AH-HAH! Guess you're not so invincible now, huh?
AH-HAH! Guess you're not so invincible now, huh?
The Person
Deity +2
What's really weird is that by renumbering I got #4100. Why couldn't it have happened when we reached #4200? 4200 is a much cooler number.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
@Jadelicia
Just ignore yuri
4117: You have a psychological problem in which you keep changing your sig and avatar every 3 days.*
4118: You can hardly wait for the day when Yuri finally learns his lesson... *
4119: Your lifestyle has dramatically changed since you got civ2.
4120: You long for the "Pre-Yuri" days when you had the upper hand in these forums, and everyone loved you. *
4121: You use global warming as a weapon of war. *
Just ignore yuri
4117: You have a psychological problem in which you keep changing your sig and avatar every 3 days.*
4118: You can hardly wait for the day when Yuri finally learns his lesson... *
4119: Your lifestyle has dramatically changed since you got civ2.
4120: You long for the "Pre-Yuri" days when you had the upper hand in these forums, and everyone loved you. *
4121: You use global warming as a weapon of war. *
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