101 Reasons Video Games are Realistic

351: Crazy womanising fools can rally the Russian people together and create a force large enough to fight Americans who have permission to enter Russia and hunt the terrorist down

352: Because a turret has a laser sight means it can see cloaked units which hide it visibly and through infared
 
358. no one ever smokes and if they do, they never smoke when you ask them to...
 
363. being good or evil changes your physical apearence to the point of 6-inch horns or butterflys floating around you

364. guards are given a different shirt if the are stronger, yet they all look alike

365. raccons can fly

366. big mean guys flash colors before they die

367. turtles love pizza hut

368. there are indian magicans in the same league as mike tyson, and a little Italian is the refere (sp) !

369. the pacific theater wasn't important in wwII

370. Nazi's are just endless supplies of characterless minions

371. the really evil guy always gives the good guy a chance to escape during his monologue and hires a single stunning women who always has some problem with the bad guy.
 
372. you are given military support when it's clearly not needed

373. When that support arrives they're shot down by the enemy quickly and you have to go help them

374. Sometimes they'll stack on top of each other and cannot move, making them a bigger target

375. Military training for NPCs means to run in circles, shooting wildly and not hit anything and always use the primary weapon against a target, when clearly a demo charge is better than firing a machine gun at a tank
 
376. Heroes will pick what looks "cool" over what looks safe when it comes to armor.

377. Dogs love to fetch decapitated heads.
 
378. Swords with magical powers or weapons which haven't got destiny written all over them are very rare indeed.
 
380. gaint subterranian monsters can live a thousand years without any source of food and remain bright green.
 
381: You can have WWI era tanks and self propelled artillery and tunnelling machines, submersibles, Battleships and hum-vees, all before the 20th century (War of the Worlds)

382: Yet the only aircraft you have are observation balloons with "pom pom" guns

383: Submersibles take damage when travelling across a beach yet they shouldn't even be on a beach

384: Submersibles can submerge while at the beach and to safety

385: Tunnelling machines take 100 days to build while a tank takes 25

386: Both are easily destroyed by the same laser

387: Sending out a maximum class armoured lorry at a level 1 scout machine means you lose 3 lorries and you destroy the machine(true story)
 
389. Even before you have ever experienced what a certain technology does, some wise man already has a qoute made up concerning this perticular technology.
 
Three-thousand Nazi's can't kill one American Private.

(Even though the real stats show that the Allied Forces lost more men than Axis Forces).
 
391: Tanks are not vulnerable at the top or bottom and suffer the same amount of damage as if they were hit by an RPG at the front

392: Global Warming only comes from nukes
 
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