101 Reasons Video Games are Realistic

211. You can carry a whole array of medium-large weapons, but you have limited ammo.

212. Barney doesn't know the meaning of "It was a friggin' accident!"
 
213. If something doesn't go the way you want, rewind the time and try again.

214. The hero that battled singlehandedly through hell dies instanly when he touches water.

215. You can against the popular belief, shoot RPG's indoors.

216. The RPG never penetrates the walls however.
 
219: Tanya can only blow up flag poles with C-4

220: Boris can only blow up flag poles with an airstrike

221: Unprotected soldiers can survive in the toxic air of a Red Zone, but as soon as they step into a field of tiberium, they lose hitpoints and die.

222: Every game needs a gorgeous femme-fatale unit or character

223: Nuclear warheads not yet activated, when destroyed, always go off in a nuclear explosion.

224: Hitpoints can always regenerate when your shield is back online (Halo 2)
 
225. Pistols can destroy tanks.
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Actually, if the pistol has explosive tipped rounds, like in Halo, then technically a pistol can destroy a tank. I've done it before in Halo. Wraiths are no match for my sidearm!

227: You can only carry two weapons at a time, even if one is a pistol and the other is a plasma pistol. There is room for a rifle!

228: In fact, you can't store a dual wielded weapon! You have to drop one

229: Look out for the pink needles of doom!
 
230. Repainting your car will make sure the cops won't recognize you.

231. Repainting your motorbike, even with your entire body jutting right out of it, will make sure the cops won't recognize you.

232. Programs are actually green floating sentient beings that are quite friendly.
 
233: Genetically engineered creatures rule a sci-fish world and dragons are the leading parts. Not even the Imperial Empire has invented a nuclear device

234: Why couldn't that stupid dragon from Panzer Dragoon carry a nuclear device? The world is high-tech enough for a nuke

235: People have lasers, can tame floating creatures, shoot purple orbs from sticks and also hold guns that shoot green balls of doom rapidly and have no recoil and can be held with one hand, yet no one has thought of atomic weapons

236: Machine guns can't hit the broadside of a barn, even if you're flying straight at it, yet missiles seek onto you and have to be shot down before they hit

237: Anti laser shields have to be built on a spinning chassis on the base of a tall statue and it takes a couple of green plasma balls to get rid of them

238: In fact, the giant statue has to be weak in the middle, shown by a big grey circle and the lasers the statue shoots can be easily dodged as it can't just simply turn in an arc

239: When someone is charging up their last energy and is about to kill you with it, you have to sit there and watch it happen (oh why couldn't that idiot Orta just fly away before that dragonmare exploded? Would've save that stupid Arctic level)

240: Ancients haven't heard of nuclear bombs, yet they make missiles, strange biomachines and creatures with dinosaur wings and manta-shaped bodies and a device that can turn a person into the 1's and 0's of a computer
 
241. Hell is exactly the same as your normal life, and as your nightmares. Everything is just stronger, and has alot of immunities.

242. Training an army of infantry doesnt take up population, all it requires is alot of hammers.
 
243. Money grows on trees

244. Weapons grow on trees

245. All ships were formorally trees

246. Trees don't grow
 
247: Soldiers tower over your city

248: Mountain peaks are impassable

249: After winning a battle, some guy appears in your capital who can do all sorts of cool things, yet he hasn't seen actual combat

250: Fallout can be cleaned

251: Global Warming means your tiles change from grass to desert
 
258. Giant sea monsters are aroused by half-mushroom princesses, who in turn just adore plumbers with buttocks of steel.

259. Shaving is unnecessary.
 
260. It's impossible to get drunk

261. No-one ever has a nine-to-five job unless they are on the take or they haven't recieved superpowers yet.

262. All superheroes are tough on crime but not tough on the causes of crime.

263. No-one lies, it's not superstitution
 
264: You can beat up police officers and hit them over the head with poles and knock them out, even though it's not morally right (Da Vinci Code Game, honestly!)

265: You have to mash a series of buttons to open a window or help a chick with a huge bosom to climb into an air vent

266: All air vents are offline and can be crawled through

267: You can crouch through an air vent actually

268: Patriot missiles are used as common base defences

269: Missiles are wasted on infantry

270: Tomahawks can be fired at single infantry

271: Weapons that fire missiles (V2, V3 Rocket, SSM Launcher, Tomahawk Missile, SCUD Launcher, Dreadnought, Aircraft Carrier, etc) can reload quickly without a supply line

272: In fact, an aircraft carrier has a whole factory underneath it to rebuild planes on the go

273: Giant squids can sink ships quickly, while torpedoes barely scratch the thing and the crew cannot attack the squid with guns or fire hoses

274: Dolphins are the only ones who can get squids off ships because they have a sonar thing
 
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