3 word story thread!

[ELITEOFWARMAN8]

I would like to pitch my new story. What is it about, you say? You tell me! Each person adds 3 words. You can only go once, then you must wait for someone else to add their 2...er, 3, cents, before you can add 3 more words. (Be sure to put your additions into bold!)

Ready? Let's go my peasants!


King of Swissland

 

[Ailedhoo]

one afternoon declared

 

[NickyJ]

that this thread

 

[KaiserElectric]

would be stuck

 

[Ailedhoo]

in this tiny

 

[NickyJ]

radioactive monkey cage.

 

[KaiserElectric]

"Nay!" I cried

 

[Ailedhoo]

while dancing to

 

[NickyJ]

"Little Deuce Coupe".

 

[KaiserElectric]

Startled, the ugly

 

[JohannaK]

troll who ruined

 

[Ailedhoo]

the rose gardens

 

[SouthernKing]

was given herpes

 

[JamesCaesar]

and died. Scene.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The King's spymaster

 

[SamSniped]

was getting drunk

 

[KaiserElectric]

off of my

 

[Ailedhoo]

fine red wine.

 

[Zack]

Consequently, he clumsily

 

[ELITEOFWARMAN8]

and ate Cashews