5 word never ending story

[GamezRule]

the United States Congress when

 

[Sparthage]

zombie Ronald Reagan was elected.

OOS: Linky

 

[Buddhafish]

After we impeached Reagan for

 

[Darth Caesar]

being too awesome. Rainbow Dash

 

[Sparthage]

then became 20% cooler and

 

[Buddhafish]

made all the rainbows turn

 

[Darth Caesar]

awesome which meant for Equestria

 

[Red_Spy]

that it had collapsed, and

 

[JohannaK]

was reborn a 20% cooler

 

[SouthernKing]

star system than most of

 

[Sparthage]

the rest of the Universe.

 

[Terrance888]

The Star became a black hole

 

[JohannaK]

that swallowed the rest of

 

[Sparthage]

the humans and G3 ponies.

 

[MantaRevan]

Then Robert Plant proceeded to

 

[Alexius08]

launch all the Zigs into

 

[Buddhafish]

somewhere other than America, preferably

 

[JohannaK]

but they all went to

 

[Sparthage]

Canada instead. The Mounties proceeded

 

[JohannaK]

to mount ponies instead of