5 Word Story that will NEVER EVER END!

While the victim got away.
 
Perfection said. Then, a donkey

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said the gangster before he accidentaly shot himself in the land of milk and honey. But he ate some spinach while the victim got away. We didn't start the fire, however Perfection did start it. "Luke, I am your father!" Perfection said. Then, a donkey
 
Double post.

OK, I was posting a new post instead of editing the last one. I came to my senses.
 
But the donkey didn't die,

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said the gangster before he accidentaly shot himself in the land of milk and honey. But he ate some spinach while the victim got away. We didn't start the fire, however Perfection did start it. "Luke, I am your father!" Perfection said. Then, a donkey ate some good tasting grass and exploded. So then the farmers ate pigs instead. Hey! "What's the matter with you? Why!", said the above poster's mother.
;) But the donkey didn't die,
 
soon I will kill it...
 
shield. You gain 200 meat!
 
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