Damien
Emperor
This is taken from a puppet-show on the 4th french channel that broadcasts its review of the news-that is a caricature-from Monday to Friday at 8:00pm;it lasts 5 minutes.
Yesterday,there was a caricature of the SE.
In that emission,capitalism and the US are represented by a puppet that looks like Sylvester Stalone.
The "World Company" is the company that rules the world.A few Sylvesters whose names are Bill,Bob,etc work there.
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World Company 9:00 am...Most Sylvesters are on their computers,checking the indexes in the SE.The last Sylvester,Bill enters the room.
Bill:Hi Bob,how you doin?Consumption figures were broadcast ,they are good.For once,it's gonna be a shinny day.You saw em?
Bob:No,I fell asleep in front of CBS last night.
Bill rushing on his computer:F*ck,f*ck,f*ck.
Doug:What's the matter,Bill?
Bill:If Bob fell asleep in front of CBS,it means their programms must be sh*tty.Gotta sell my shares in CBS.
Harry:You sell your shares in CBS?If you sell your shares in CBS,it means CBS will have less money for good programms and people will watch less TV and therefore eat less pizza in front of TV,gotta sell my shares in Pizza Hut.
Doug:You sell your shares in Pizza Hut?ok,gotta sell my shares in Vespa.(scooters)
Bob:You sell your shares in Vespa?ok,gotta sell my shares in Brent.(oil)
Bill:You sell your shares in Brent?Ok,gotta sell my shares in American Airlines.
Doug:You sell your shares in American Airlines?Ok,gotta sell my shares in Vivendi Universal.
Everybody: Duh?Why?
Doug:I don't know,I always do that when the SE gets messed up.
You see the curves going more and more downward and finnaly a curve going straight downward.
The Sylvesters keep typing very quickly on their keyboards
4:59pm>5:00.
Bill: Damn,it was one of worst day i've ever had.Bob,you're sure the programm on CBS was so ****ty.
Bob:No,it wasn't because of that...I had taken a sleeping pill....whaaaat? I GOT INSOMNIA....The SE was so messed up the past few weeks...
Yesterday,there was a caricature of the SE.
In that emission,capitalism and the US are represented by a puppet that looks like Sylvester Stalone.
The "World Company" is the company that rules the world.A few Sylvesters whose names are Bill,Bob,etc work there.
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World Company 9:00 am...Most Sylvesters are on their computers,checking the indexes in the SE.The last Sylvester,Bill enters the room.
Bill:Hi Bob,how you doin?Consumption figures were broadcast ,they are good.For once,it's gonna be a shinny day.You saw em?
Bob:No,I fell asleep in front of CBS last night.
Bill rushing on his computer:F*ck,f*ck,f*ck.
Doug:What's the matter,Bill?
Bill:If Bob fell asleep in front of CBS,it means their programms must be sh*tty.Gotta sell my shares in CBS.
Harry:You sell your shares in CBS?If you sell your shares in CBS,it means CBS will have less money for good programms and people will watch less TV and therefore eat less pizza in front of TV,gotta sell my shares in Pizza Hut.
Doug:You sell your shares in Pizza Hut?ok,gotta sell my shares in Vespa.(scooters)
Bob:You sell your shares in Vespa?ok,gotta sell my shares in Brent.(oil)
Bill:You sell your shares in Brent?Ok,gotta sell my shares in American Airlines.
Doug:You sell your shares in American Airlines?Ok,gotta sell my shares in Vivendi Universal.
Everybody: Duh?Why?
Doug:I don't know,I always do that when the SE gets messed up.
You see the curves going more and more downward and finnaly a curve going straight downward.
The Sylvesters keep typing very quickly on their keyboards
4:59pm>5:00.
Bill: Damn,it was one of worst day i've ever had.Bob,you're sure the programm on CBS was so ****ty.
Bob:No,it wasn't because of that...I had taken a sleeping pill....whaaaat? I GOT INSOMNIA....The SE was so messed up the past few weeks...
and yes the one who presented the weather forecast was 
