A lesson America needs to learn from France: how to pick newscasters

[WillJ]

Today, thanks to YouTube, I came across possibly the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She's sexy, no doubt about it, but it's more than that; her beauty is elegant beauty that doesn't tantalize you but rather pierces you, the kind that you don't dream of fooling around with, but rather living your life with.

I'm talking about Melissa Theuriau, a French newswoman. I don't know how major she is in France, and since I don't speak French, I'm not sure exactly how intelligent or otherwise internally worthy of praise she is.

see here

Now, my question is, why can't American media get women like her? I guarantee you our civic engagement and knowledge of world affairs would go right up!

 

[Fifty]

1. she wears a TON of makeup

2. call me crazy but I really get this vibe from her that she'd have B.O. Seriously I've had several experiences with hot foreign girls that have B.O. and I just have this intuition that she would be one of them.

 

[Irish Caesar]

I guarantee you our civic engagement and knowledge of world affairs would go right up!

And we'd all be fluent in French!

But seriously, thank you for that. The difference between her and American news reporters is that she has such a soothing, friendly voice. She's pleasant. American news sells on fear. Obviously we'd be better off with Melissa, but the Men in the Towers and Offices have decided in their Infinite Wisdom that people are more likely to watch Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room and that the public likes Bill O'Reilly yelling at people. 'Twould be an interesting experiment, though, to put Melissa (or her American equivalent, if there's anyone close) on the news and see who watches...

 

[CaptainF]

Wow, she's pretty damn hot.

I agree with you on the whole "civic engagement" thing. Having someone like her report the news about a plane crash or whatever would be way better than Brian Williams, for example.

CNN or whoever should offer her a fat paycheck to learn English and come to the states.

 

[WillJ]

1. she wears a TON of makeup

Yes, that's true, it's a bit much in some of her appearances. But, mind you, she still looks great without it.

2. call me crazy but I really get this vibe from her that she'd have B.O. Seriously I've had several experiences with hot foreign girls that have B.O. and I just have this intuition that she would be one of them.

And it's just the hot ones?

 

[Irish Caesar]

And it's just the hot ones?

Fifty doesn't get close enough to the ugly ones to find out what they smell like.

 

[Fifty]

And it's just the hot ones?

Irish Caesar hit the nail on the head.

I've seriously known three hot European girls who were plagued by B.O.

 

[WillJ]

I've seriously known three hot European girls who were plagued by B.O.

Well, if this stereotype is true, it's rather disappointing.

What do our resident Europeans have to say about this?

 

[bigdog5994]

i present to you Adrianna Costa

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=GZg&sa=N

 

[WillJ]

i present to you Adrianna Costa

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=GZg&sa=N

Very nice, although she's an entertainment reporter, meaning she only half counts.

 

[bigdog5994]

whatever shes still way finer than that stinky french girl

 

[Irish Caesar]

i present to you Adrianna Costa

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=GZg&sa=N

But how does her voice compare to our lovely Melissa's?

Actually, I think a woman speaking French is more soothing than a woman speaking English anyway, so I think Melissa wins this one...

 

[bigdog5994]

i think her voice is pretty sexy and robin is dam fine too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKQd5jybLks

 

[Irish Caesar]

i think her voice is pretty sexy and robin is dam fine too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKQd5jybLks

Eh, I don't think either of them has the voice, and I don't think they'd sound all that soothing even if they were speaking French. Besides, they don't even cover real news...

 

[Winner]

2. call me crazy but I really get this vibe from her that she'd have B.O. Seriously I've had several experiences with hot foreign girls that have B.O. and I just have this intuition that she would be one of them.

What's B.O.?

Anyway, I find our female newscasters hotter too. In America, they seem to be too old, but I admit I don't watch many US newschannels.

 

[Bad Player]

BO = Body Odour.

 

[Abaddon]

its taken you will 2007 to find her?!?

 

[Gladi]

I've seriously known three hot European girls who were plagued by B.O.

Bright day
You mean they didn't shower seventeen times a day?

 

[Sidhe]

1. she wears a TON of makeup

2. call me crazy but I really get this vibe from her that she'd have B.O. Seriously I've had several experiences with hot foreign girls that have B.O. and I just have this intuition that she would be one of them.

You're crazy, she's hot.

SO if she offered it to you on a plate you'd say no in case she had BO?

 

[Trajan12]

French actually doesn't sounds half as bad to me coming from her If I were single though...