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Chieftain
"What happened?" a slightly bored Rey Juan Carlos II asked a breathless messenger.
"Sir, Russia and Germany have taken over our garrisons in the Netherlands and killed the local governor, duque Raul! It seems that an alliance has been formed between Russia, Germany, Rome and Persia. They have also attacked France and are now besieging Paris. It seems that an invasion on Britain was prevented by the Royal Navy but both France and Britain have lost several colonies. Rome now controls over two-thirds of Africa, sir."
"Estos malditos bastardos! Van a pagar por eso! Guards, bring me my aide and do it quickly! You're dismissed, messenger." A very angered Rey Juan Carlos II went to a window and stared outside. He remembered what a roman emperor had said centuries before, "The corpse of an enemy always smells sweet." and then he smiled.
To: Germany, Russia, Rome and Persia
Your unprovoked attack on the Netherlands and the death of a noble man will not go unpunished. Your attacks on our allies neither. War will be declared upon you if you fail to meet Spain's terms:
Give back all the land you conquered, lower the flags of your armies and march straight back home, stopping on every home you pass by and beg forgiveness for your atrocities. Do that and your man shall live, do it not and every man of you will die.
To: Roi Monrique de Bourbon IV and King Blackadder
This is a very dark hour for us, my friends. This is not a usual war we are fighting, but a struggle for survival. I will gladly ally with you and have already dispatched my armies to counter this aggression. Paris must not fall! We will not stop until the enemy capitals lie razed before us.
To: Al Gore
We offer you a pact of non-aggression. Spain is not willing to shed more blood over a few lands and hopes we both can forget differences we had in the past.
"Sir, Russia and Germany have taken over our garrisons in the Netherlands and killed the local governor, duque Raul! It seems that an alliance has been formed between Russia, Germany, Rome and Persia. They have also attacked France and are now besieging Paris. It seems that an invasion on Britain was prevented by the Royal Navy but both France and Britain have lost several colonies. Rome now controls over two-thirds of Africa, sir."
"Estos malditos bastardos! Van a pagar por eso! Guards, bring me my aide and do it quickly! You're dismissed, messenger." A very angered Rey Juan Carlos II went to a window and stared outside. He remembered what a roman emperor had said centuries before, "The corpse of an enemy always smells sweet." and then he smiled.
To: Germany, Russia, Rome and Persia
Your unprovoked attack on the Netherlands and the death of a noble man will not go unpunished. Your attacks on our allies neither. War will be declared upon you if you fail to meet Spain's terms:
Give back all the land you conquered, lower the flags of your armies and march straight back home, stopping on every home you pass by and beg forgiveness for your atrocities. Do that and your man shall live, do it not and every man of you will die.
To: Roi Monrique de Bourbon IV and King Blackadder
This is a very dark hour for us, my friends. This is not a usual war we are fighting, but a struggle for survival. I will gladly ally with you and have already dispatched my armies to counter this aggression. Paris must not fall! We will not stop until the enemy capitals lie razed before us.
To: Al Gore
We offer you a pact of non-aggression. Spain is not willing to shed more blood over a few lands and hopes we both can forget differences we had in the past.