All Your Base

Joseph: Somebody set you up the semen.

What did I just say? It's "Somebody set up you the semen", silly

Please note that the second line is "Somebody set up us the bomb", not "Somebody set us up the bomb". While the second is remotely close to grammatically correct, having the verb before the noun just adds to the effect.

See? There, I said it:rolleyes:
 
In A.D 2004, war was beginning.
Jeremie: What happen?
Odd: Someone set up us the tower!
Aelita: We get signal.
Jeremie: What!
Aelita: Main window turn open.
Jeremie: It's you!
XANA: How are you gentlemen!!
XANA: All your Earth are belong to me.
XANA: You are on the way to destruction.
Jeremie: What you say!
XANA: You have no chance to deactivate tower make your time.
XANA: Ha ha ha ha...
Jeremie: Take off every 'Scanner'.
Jeremie: You know what you doing.
Jeremie: Move 'Scanner'.
Jeremie: For great return to the past now.
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In AD April 2007
Merger was beginning
*ban*
Thunderfall: What happen?
Whomp: Somebody set up us the junk.
Chieftess: We get PM.
Thunderfall: What!
Chieftess: Main forum log on.
Thunderfall: It's you!!
DanQ: How are you gentlemen!!
DanQ: All your post are belong to us.
DanQ: You are on the way to junction.
Thunderfall: What you say!!
DanQ: You have no chance to survive make you merge.
DanQ: Ha ha ha ha....
Thunderfall: Take off every 'OT'!!
Thunderfall: You know what you doing.
Thunderfall: Move 'OT'.
Thunderfall: For great Fanatic.

:rolleyes:
 
For those of us who get it, that's actually quite good. :)

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.

Homosexual Captain: What happen ?
Homosexual Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Homosexual Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
Fred Phelps: God hates you, you dirty fags!!
Fred Phelps: All your dirty stinking fag base are belong to us.
Fred Phelps: You are on the way to damnation.
Captain: What you say !!
Fred Phelps: You have no chance to be forgiven make your time.
Fred Phelps: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'Fag' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Fag'.
Captain: For great justice.
 
In AD April 2007
Merger was beginning
*ban*
Thunderfall: What happen?
Whomp: Somebody set up us the junk.
Chieftess: We get PM.
Thunderfall: What!
Chieftess: Main forum log on.
Thunderfall: It's you!!
DanQ: How are you gentlemen!!
DanQ: All your post are belong to us.
DanQ: You are on the way to junction.
Thunderfall: What you say!!
DanQ: You have no chance to survive make you merge.
DanQ: Ha ha ha ha....
Thunderfall: Take off every 'OT'!!
Thunderfall: You know what you doing.
Thunderfall: Move 'OT'.
Thunderfall: For great Fanatic.

:rolleyes:
Total lawlz!!
 
(HG Wells, War of the Worlds)

General: What happen?
Liutenant: Somebody set up us the spaceship!
Scientist: We get signal!
General: What!?!
Scientist: Main Telegraph operate begin
Martian: How are you men!
Martian: All your Land belong to us
Martian: You are on the way to vaporize!
General: What it say!
Martian: You have no time defend make you times
Martian: Ulla Ulla Ulla Ulla!
General: Take off every earth
General: You know what we doing
General: Move earth
General: For greater man

CEO: What happen?
Broker: Somebody set us up the stock!
Advisor: We get signal!
CEO: What!
Advisor: Main Screen on
Rival: How are you gentlemen!
Rival: All your profit belong to us!
CEO: What he say!
Rival: You have no time save yourselves make
Rival: Mwah ha ha ha!
CEO: Take out every share
CEO: Move every dollar
CEO: For make greater profit!
 
Thunderfall: What happen?
Moderator: Somebody set up us the spam
Moderator #2: We get PM
Thunderfall: What?
Moderator #2: PM window turn on
Thunderfall: Its you!
Perfection: How are you moderators?
Perfection: All your forum are belong to me
Perfection: You have no chance to delete spam, make your time
Perfection: Ha ha ha
Thunderfall: Take off every mod
Thunderfall: You know what you doing
Thunderfall: Delete Spam
Thunderfall: For great justice
 
nice! It's great to see thief thread finally revived.
 
In AD 2352, Halo 2 was beginning
Hood: What happen?
Cortana: Covenant set up us the bomb.
Ship Operator: We get message.
Hood: What!
Ship Operator: Main screen turn on.
Hood: Its you!!!
Regret: How are you gentlemen!!!
Regret: All your earth are belong to us.
Regret: You are on the way to destruction.
Hood: What you say!
Regret: You have no chance to survive glassing make your time.
Regret: Ha ha ha.
Hood: Take off every Pelican.
Hood: You know what you doing.
Hood: Move Pelican.
Hood: For great justice.
 
In AD 2007 War was beginning

Captain Price: What happen?
Command: Somebody set up us the nuke
Soap: We get signal
Price: What?
Command: Main cell phone turn on
Price: Its you!
Zakhaev: How are you gentlemen!
Zakhaev: All your missile base are belong to us
Zakhaev: You are on the way to destruction
Price: What you say?
Zakhaev: You have no chance to survive make your time
Zakhaev: Ha ha ha
Price: Move out every soldier
Price: You know what you doing
Price: Shoot Pistol
Price: Soap, for great justice
 
Still in AD 2352, Halo 3 was going through level 2.
Keyes: What happen?
Johnson: We must set up Covenant the bomb.
Base Operator: We get signal!
Keyes: What!
Base Operator: Main screen turn on!
Keyes: Its' you!
Truth: How are you gentlewoman!!!
Truth: All your jungle base are belong to us.
Truth: You are on the way to holy destruction.
Keyes: What you say!
Truth: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Truth: Hahaha!
Keyes: Take off every 'Master Chief'.
Keyes: You know what you doing.
Keyes: Move 'Master Chief'
Keyes: For great justice.
 
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Point of view?
 
SS-18 ICBM: What have you done to your avatar???

In 2008 AD, Super Bowl XLII was beginning.
T. Coughlin: What happen?
Asst. Coach: Somebody set us up the kickoff.
E. Manning: We get football!
T. Coughlin: What?
Asst. Coach: Starting offense turn on!
T. Coughlin: It's you!
B. Belichick: How are you gentlemen!
B. Belichick: All your trophy are belong to us!
B. Belichick: You are on the way to losing.
T. Coughlin: What you say!
B. Belichick: You have no chance to score make your time.
B. Belichick: Hahaha!
T. Coughlin: Take off every "Giant".
T. Coughlin: You know what you doing.
T. Coughlin: Move "Giant".
T. Coughlin: For great victory.
 
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