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[Rossiya]

Who published your history book?

 

[Thorbal]

´an here is something for the old school racists among us. The blond_hair_map of Europe, so you know where to send your armies.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

"Eastern Europe is an offensive term."

Man, the things you learn . . .

 

[Thorbal]

NA according to Absolut Vodka:

 

[Godwynn]

´an here is something for the old school racists among us. The blond_hair_map of Europe, so you know where to send your armies.

Blaue und Grüne Augen

 

[Séamas]

One of the major Irish textbook publishing companies (there are a few, this one was the only one not founded by a Nazi [yes, school textbook making companies here are Nazi-founded]).

All Irish history textbooks follow the same pattern:

-Great pre-Celts getting rich off bronze trading
-Celts came and got rich off of iron and slave trading
-Christians came and got rich off of book making
-Normans came and got rich off of land
-Protestants came and got rich off of vampirism and child-eating
-Act of Union: British got rich off of stealing our food and giving us blight in return
-Independence: Irish got poor off of having a culture again
-EU: Irish got rich off of selling culture to Americans
-Credit Crunch: Irish going poor again because Americans can't make payments on Irish culture anymore

(Hey, I fit in on both maps! Blue eyes and blond hair!)

 

[Thorbal]

Blaue und Grüne Augen

Ah, thanks, completely forgot about that. What good is a blonde if he´s not blue-eyed?

(phew, I´m in luck, I´m living exactly at the last pixel still in the 80% zone in NW-Germany... I still get my Ariernachweis )

Geez, Godwynn, you are starting to frighten me. First the Großdeutschland-maps, now the blue eye distribution map... .

 

[Godwynn]

Privacy International's map.

1 Germany 3.9
2 Canada 3.6
3 Belgium 3.2
3 Austria 3.2
5 Greece 3.1
6 Argentina 3.0
6 Hungary 3.0
8 France 2.9
8 Poland 2.9
8 Portugal 2.9
8 Cyprus 2.9
12 Finland 2.7
13 Italy 2.6
13 Luxembourg 2.6
13 Latvia 2.6
13 Estonia 2.6
13 Malta 2.6
18 Denmark 2.5
18 Czech Republic 2.5
18 Republic of Ireland 2.5
18 Slovakia 2.5
18 Lithuania 2.5
18 New Zealand 2.5
24 Spain 2.4
24 Australia 2.4
26 Slovenia 2.3
26 Netherlands 2.3
28 Sweden 2.2
28 Israel 2.2
30 United States 2.0
31 Thailand 1.9
31 Philippines 1.9
33 United Kingdom 1.5
34 Singapore 1.4
34 Russia 1.4
36 Malaysia 1.3
36 People's Republic of China (mainland only) 1.3

Final Score
4.1-5.0 Consistently upholds human rights standards
3.6-4.0 Significant protections and safeguards
3.1-3.5 Adequate safeguards against abuse
2.6-3.0 Some safeguards but weakened protections
2.1-2.5 Systemic failure to uphold safeguards
1.6-2.0 Extensive surveillance societies
1.1-1.5 Endemic surveillance societies

 

[Kraznaya]

lol @ UK's score

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Wait, UK is a police state? Je le doute...

 

[Rossiya]

Quite an interesting map from the Japs.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

That is a very odd (but amusing) map !

 

[Adrogans]

Hehe thats great.

 

[Zarn]

This is all one country. It will be real sooner or later, so you might as well start requesting being governor of a province (PM not spam- If you spam, you won't be governor). Once I have a governor for everything, I will present a new map. I'm guessing Adrogans would be willing to govern Iberia.

Some provinces need to be renamed. Nordic Europe and Slavic Europe in particular. Also, Mid-Atlantic can stand to be better. If you wish to be governor of one of these, try to come up with a better name.

I was thinking about putting Greenland with Quebec, but I'm not sure. if you have any other suggestions, let me know.

If someone wants to create a somewhat equal in power country without any overlap, I would love to see it.

You are now dismissed.

 

[Séamas]

If England and Germany are seperate, then Gaels and Britons should be seperate as well.

The q-Celts are just as different from the p-Celts as England and Germany are from each other.

I note Brittany is still part of france.

 

[Zarn]

If England and Germany are seperate, then Gaels and Britons should be seperate as well.

The q-Celts are just as different from the p-Celts as England and Germany are from each other.

I note Brittany is still part of france.

England and Germany have a substantial enough population. Brittany is a possibility.

 

[Gooblah]

A simplified map of religions in Europe....to the extreme! New nations, set in the 2040s (-ish) after the collapse of the EU, and a rise in Catholic pride (not to mention several regional wars!). *Europe has split into 3 main nations and a few small ones...a Catholic monarchy, an Orthodox empire, and a Protestant republic.
It's a biggie (i think) so it's going into a spoiler.

Spoiler :

 

[Zarn]

Even though Spain is a monarchy now, I think Catholics are much more likely to form republican style governments, especially compared to Protestants.

 

[Gooblah]

The monarchy extended through all the blue. But the Neo-Roman Empire just has a ring to it.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Wait, what?????????

Let's see (18th Century)
Protestant:
England: Civil rights, republic, capitalism, freedom of religion
Netherlands: Ditto
Germany: Monarchies, but decentralized
Sweden: Republic (during the Enlightenment)


Catholic:
France: Protestantism was illegal, decadent nobles wasted the country's money until poor starved and revolted
Spain: Still an Absolutist monarchy w/ and Inquisition!
Italy: Ditto


Protestant states are far more likely to be republics than Catholic ones!