SouthernKing
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I'm playing the release version of RFC: DOC 1.12, as the Khmer, 3000 BC start, Monarch, Normal. For the record, this is the first time I've touched any game Civilization-related (except SMAC) in at least six months. I have no idea what I'm doing even if I was playing this seriously. So this should be even more fun! 
If you're unfamiliar with how an Anarchy Game works, it's where you tell me what to do in-game, and I have to follow what you say without question. You can tell me whatever you want - where to settle, what to build, who to declare war on, anything. Every update will be 10 turns, and after each update each of you can give me one order - please make it in bold. Priority and which order I follow in the event of a contradiction are based on the order in which they were posted. This can be as serious or as screwed-up as you want it to be.
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Current Orders:
1. Move settler 1 West and build Bang Makok
2. Settle Hanoi.
3. Settle 2 tiles north of your current position.
4. All your cities must be named after members of the Royal Society
5. Change your leadername to President Cthulhu
6. Send one Elephant to conquer Pagan if possible
7. remove noodle
8. Kill Indonesia by sending all of your elephants to Java.
9. All your workers are deleted because of Jungle Plague
10. Grant independence to Newton, recapture it, and raze it
11. Beeline Calendar.
12. Build a scout. Name it YOLO, then set it on auto-explore
13. Build a Ballista Elephant and name it Dumbo.
14. Give all of your gold as a gift to another civilization
15. Don't Give all of your gold as a gift to another civilization (Contradiction with 14 )
16. Adopt Confucianism as the new State religion and spread it to everywhere
17. Build libraries in all cities
18. Do not construct any world/national wonders which contain the word University
19. Delete all units.
20. Name all units after types of cheese
21. When China is conquered, write a scene involving Cthulhu falcon punching the Chinese leader.
22. When you get nuclear bombs nuke Canada
23. Remove kebab.
24. Capture London because reasons
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Here is our starting situation:
Starting civcs:
Starting techs:
If you're unfamiliar with how an Anarchy Game works, it's where you tell me what to do in-game, and I have to follow what you say without question. You can tell me whatever you want - where to settle, what to build, who to declare war on, anything. Every update will be 10 turns, and after each update each of you can give me one order - please make it in bold. Priority and which order I follow in the event of a contradiction are based on the order in which they were posted. This can be as serious or as screwed-up as you want it to be.
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Current Orders:
3. Settle 2 tiles north of your current position.
4. All your cities must be named after members of the Royal Society
7. remove noodle
8. Kill Indonesia by sending all of your elephants to Java.
9. All your workers are deleted because of Jungle Plague
10. Grant independence to Newton, recapture it, and raze it
11. Beeline Calendar.
12. Build a scout. Name it YOLO, then set it on auto-explore
13. Build a Ballista Elephant and name it Dumbo.
14. Give all of your gold as a gift to another civilization
)16. Adopt Confucianism as the new State religion and spread it to everywhere
17. Build libraries in all cities
18. Do not construct any world/national wonders which contain the word University
19. Delete all units.
20. Name all units after types of cheese
21. When China is conquered, write a scene involving Cthulhu falcon punching the Chinese leader.
22. When you get nuclear bombs nuke Canada
23. Remove kebab.
24. Capture London because reasons
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Here is our starting situation:
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Starting civcs:
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Starting techs:
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