Another "Politcally Incorrect" Thread: Titles for Civ III

[MummyMan]

Where you STILL shouldn't get involved in a land war in Asia

-Peso79
Peso! Classic Princess of the Bride! "Plato, Socrates. Morons." priceless

Civ3-Where....
"at least we have better tech support than Rockstar games..." (GTA3)
"More patches, less fun"
"Long-range cruise missiles can go as far as a horse in the same time"

 

[bobgote]

Originally posted by Oda Nobunaga
Murewa, this is not a *****ing thread. If you want to whine like Zouave, then do it outside this *HUMOR* thread.

If you take the genre to be the "Civilizations" genre, it'S true, though.

And if you compare Civ III to Civ II, it *IS* true that the new combat options provide a finer level of control (bombardment et al).

Civ III, the game can't love if you played Civ II...Master Zouave said so!

Civ III, come ***** with us!

Civ III, Not a chess game, a cheat game.

I don't understand you. I have no idea what ***** is supposed to mean. And don't complain about whinging if you're gonna whinge yourself. (Isn't this whole thread about whinging?)

Civ 3:
Where naval units are useless!
Where historical innaccuracies are part of the game!

Civ 3: (Hint: don't use the privateer)
(Why is the privateer a default unit the city builds when something is completed?)

 

[Reboot]

Originally posted by bobgote

Civ 3: (Hint: don't use the privateer)
(Why is the privateer a default unit the city builds when something is completed?)

Because the Governor wants to be a Pirate... or maybe you don't get it.

 

[XF Clohvn]

Civ 3 - Where a single spearman can destroy a tank

 

[Yaniv]

Civ 3- "Where you can chop down every tree on the map and still have air to breathe".

Civ 3- "Where Joan D'arc is the most famous leader in all of France's history".

Civ 3- "Where a Chariot is larger than a battleship".

 

[JollyRoger]

Civ 3 - "Play With Yourself (a prequel to Play the World)"

Legalese on the box - Sid Meier is a totally fictional character and any resembelence of this product to a product developed by any actual Sid Meier, either dead or alive, is a purely unintended and accidental incidence of quality gamemaking. Purchasing the game is strictly construed as a sales transaction and does not entitle the buyer to compensation as a beta tester. Some assembly required - tools to complete assembly to be delivered or sold at a later date. Spear crushing tanks sold separately.

 

[Zouave]

Originally posted by JollyRoger
Civ 3 - "Play With Yourself (a prequel to Play the World)"

Legalese on the box - Sid Meier is a totally fictional character and any resembelence of this product to a product developed by any actual Sid Meier, either dead or alive, is a purely unintended and accidental incidence of quality gamemaking. Purchasing the game is strictly construed as a sales transaction and does not entitle the buyer to compensation as a beta tester. Some assembly required - tools to complete assembly to be delivered or sold at a later date. Spear crushing tanks sold separately.

Yea. If I got compensation at minimum wage for all the hours I put in as a beta tester for Civ 3 after it came out in November I could buy a new PC.


As for the PTW - new makeup on the same old turkey. Beware.

 

[PCHighway]

Civ iii - With physic AI!
Civ iii - With Psychopathic AI!
Civ iii - More addictive than Xerxes pot!
Civ iii - Where Horsemen can leap over Mountain ranges in a single bound!
Civ iii - Where people go to war over oregano!
Civ iii - Where you can build a city on top of an elephant!
Civ iii - Where not only a spearmen can beat a tank, but is also bigger than one

 

[Wild Weasel]

Civ III - where Indian Elephant riders ride African Elephants.

 

[Parsifal]

Good thread!

 

[BCLG100]

Civ III-Where a settler can pull a city out of a backpack

 

[bobgote]

Originally posted by BCLG100
Civ III-Where a settler can pull a city out of a backpack

LOL!

Civ 3 - Where it's possible for America to win a diplomatic victory!

 

[philippe]

civ3:Where Your units are immortal until they die in combat