Any way to stop a dog from snoring?

[Rambuchan]

The slumbering canine probably has adanoid problems, like most snorers. Take it to the vet, I'd say.

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[tastelessjoke]

I'm surprised no one mentioned the option?



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[homeyg]

Hmm this is a tough one. How about this: when the dog is asleep and snoring, carefully tie a rope to its tail, trying not to wake it. Then take the other end of the rope with you outside, and when theres a red light, tie it to the rear bumber of the nearest vehicle.

edit: (Important: dont forget to leave your door open)

That's great!

 

[Perfection]

That does not apply to humans tho.

Then you're not kicking them hard enough

 

[7ronin]

I would suggest taking up snoring yourself. If you outsnore the dog you won't notice it.

 

[Urederra]

Buy a kennel and go to sleep in the kennel. You can bring your laptop.