Anyone know a decent cryogenics lab?

[Garett20]

if you do could you send me the address so I can freeze myself till Civ V

 

[Tarkhan]

Go to Applied Cryogenics in New York. Ask for I.C. Wiener.

 

[viz]

http://www.alcor.org/

You don't appear dead enough to qualify for freezing though...

 

[Disgustipated]

It's called Life Extension, they have an office in Madrid.

 

[Ahriman]

Freezing is easy, its the thawing thats problematic.

 

[Zeek]

It's called Life Extension, they have an office in Madrid.

Shouldn't they be called "Death Extension" until they can actually bring someone back? Seems like false advertising at this point.

 

[JoeHollywood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqOmum1-Lzk

Right there with ya

 

[Thormodr]

The New Vacation...A Self-Induced Coma​

Is work getting you down? Family driving you up the wall? School making you wish you didn't have any ambition? Have you ever heard yourself say you wish you could crawl into a hole and hide from the world for a while! Well, we've got the vacation of your dreams!...

...The self-induced coma!!!!

It's just like suicide, only MUCH more safe and MUCH less permanent!

Render yourself unconscious for the timeframe of your choosing! 1 week, two weeks, or even a month! It's safe and guaranteed to knock you out completely uninterrupted! During your "vacation", you won't have to deal with any of the problems life passes your way. No more stress, no more yelling, screaming, or mind-crushing headaches!

Is the guy you're dating making you feel worthless? Well, you've heard the saying that distance makes the heart grow fonder...he's guaranted to miss you after you awaken from your dreams and run into his arms. Feel like your family doesn't appreciate you? We'll bet money they'll begin to appreciate you after your absence in the home for an extended period of time.

So come on down to the "Knock You Out Emporium" on the corner of 1st and Main. We've got a special right now where you'll get one free day of being comatose when you buy a full week!

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/none/the-new-vacation-a-self-induced-coma-198353/

PS. This is obviously a joke ad.

 

[SirSaab]

Doesn't anybody remember what happened to Eric Cartman just before the Wii release? It's a bad, BAD idea. Who wants to deal with fanatic, Ostrich-riding future-Otters anyway?

 

[Auncien]

I know what you mean. I haven't looked forward to a release this much in a long, long time. There are games and then there is Civilization.

 

[Polobo]

If travelling at 99.999% the speed-of-light were possible what release of Civ would you hold out for?

 

[ShaqFu]

Cryogenics Lab
300
Requires Future Tech

+3
+3
Number of turns until Civilization V reduced 100%

 

[Polobo]

Cryogenics Lab....
Gives 2 "Gamer" specialist slots; no benefits; must always be occupied.

 

[Calouste]

The New Vacation...A Self-Induced Coma​

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/none/the-new-vacation-a-self-induced-coma-198353/

PS. This is obviously a joke ad.

I bet I can do that a lot cheaper. Just need a crate or two of vodka.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I know what you mean. I haven't looked forward to a release this much in a long, long time. There are games and then there is Civilization.

 

[Jarlaxe Baenre]

I bet I can do that a lot cheaper. Just need a crate or two of vodka.

I can do it even cheaper: Hold up a pharmacy and get some sleeping pills. Knock myself out for 1 day, wake up for 1 minute, pee and have a gatorade and some granola bars, go back to sleep...repeat.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I can do it even cheaper: Hold up a pharmacy and get some sleeping pills. Knock myself out for 1 day, wake up for 1 minute, pee and have a gatorade and some granola bars, go back to sleep...repeat.

Thats a good idea

 

[Tylerryan79]

I can do it even cheaper: Hold up a pharmacy and get some sleeping pills. Knock myself out for 1 day, wake up for 1 minute, pee and have a gatorade and some granola bars, go back to sleep...repeat.

Just don't get pinched, or you'll be spending release day in county, pretrial hearings, and all your money spent on bail and/or lawyer fees!!

 

[Ogrelord]

What if they're releasing ciV 1 week earlier? Everyone will be at chieftain level by the time you get out of cryogenics coma and play your first game.

 

[flamingzaroc121]

why dont game companies say the release date is actually a week later so when they do release it, everyone thinks they are awesome