Apocalypse NES

sorry, its just the update is easier to read that way, i dun have to scroll all the way over to the side and what not.. im lazy yes i know :p
 
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Nation Name: republic of satanic lefts/pantie society (rosl/ps)
Race: demon(horny)
Economy: aggresive
Tier: 1
Army:5 warlock divisions
Background: formed in Bangalore as an alliance with silver 2039. Through many affairs we moved to the north and settled in Kashmir. We we’re initially human but then turned into the most terrifyingly cold blooded creatures that could exist. Our fellow warrior mike-Leon, who returned to us in the form of a zombie, also gave up his body during death due to a fatal stomach worm. We wear tight bondage clothes with long leather trench coats, and we also carry razor whips. Our aim is to exterminate the human race and once again demons will rule the earth.

im joining as this, location kashmir
 
From the Burnt Imps
To the crappy World

The Burnt Imps are up for hire, who ever offers the highest price may have our alliegance, other than that, we remain neutral sort of. Let us torture little animals in peace.
 
To Burnt Imps
From the Antichrist:

Demonic forces such as yourselves would prove invaluable allies. In return for an alliance, we offer all of Saharhan and northern Africa(minus Egypt) to your realm and perhaps monetary contributions once in a while.

OOC: please note you can only travel really on what you border, and if you have sea access then on the sea (but as always this posses logistical problems)
 
silver 2039 said:
To Burnt Imps

Fellow brown people. Join us in the batttle against the white human scum who have taken root in Gujarat. We well with dismembered body parts for your services.

yes! burn out the white christian scum who spoil this world. leave their heads for me and i will put them to get use *smiles hornely and strokes legs*:D
 
From the Burnt Imps
To the Antichrist

Your offer is very very tempting. The Imps shall consider it well

To ummm silver and his buddy

The Imps would like nothing more than to destroy the white humans. That alone may be a good enough price to win our services.

ooc dud you should have opened this yesterday :p
 
Kentharu said:
From the Burnt Imps
To the Antichrist

Your offer is very very tempting. The Imps shall consider it well

To ummm silver and his buddy

The Imps would like nothing more than to destroy the white humans. That alone may be a good enough price to win our services.

ooc dud you should have opened this yesterday :p


I did...in mountain/pacific/alaskan/hawaiian time.
 
Kentharu said:
From the Burnt Imps
To the Antichrist

Your offer is very very tempting. The Imps shall consider it well

To ummm silver and his buddy

The Imps would like nothing more than to destroy the white humans. That alone may be a good enough price to win our services.

ooc dud you should have opened this yesterday :p

you can call me count.....:satan:
 
From the Burnt Imps
To the Antichrist

If you have shiney things then hand them over, and we shall join you without a doubt. Also, we would like to periodically turn the Nile either Red and nyon green. We have our reasons!

ooc oh god this is going to be to much fun!! :evil:
 
hail the count alorkrin
 
ooc: dude, you've got major issues.
 
silver 2039 said:
TO erez
From silver

Enough scum, your prescnese on the Indian subcontinet has pollouted this area long enough. You will be destroyed and extermainated and made into sex slaves and whipped with razor whips. We decalre war on you.
Yay :) We will be waiting...
 
Iggy gazed out of his backyard with detatched interest as his neighbour chased off a maurauding demon with a chainsaw. It wasn't like it was anything to be scared of. This was a NES.

Or was it?!

"Crap! I'm in the NES!"

Penguin Orbital HQ, Primary Dimension, Earth

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID A PHYSICAL TRANSFER!?!"

"I didn't mean to sir! I just tried to do the enter NES function, and..."

"IDIOT!"

*senseless but strangely amusing violence*

Apocalypse NES

Iggy gazed around. He could tell this was a NES now. There was a stat display inexplicably hovering next to his head. And more inexplicably, a green health bar floating half a meter (1.5 feet, for you Imperial System users) above his head.

"Odd, NESes don't have health bars."

It disappeared in a puff of green sparks.

Iggy stood there for a moment, pondering these developments. If he was inexplicably in the NES, would everyone else be?

And more importantly, why is there a flaming demon of the abyss creeping up behind Iggy, destroying the freshly painted sundeck with flaming footfalls.

"HEY! I spent hours painting that!"

The demon approached.

"What would Jesus do? Damn, agnosticism makes this somewhat difficult."

Iggy crossed his fingers. The demon recoiled.

"Is it seriously that easy?"

Iggy advanced on the creature with his two hands crossed.

The demon then broke out into laughter.

"YOU THINK THAT WILL HARM ME!?! DIE!!!"

"Oh crap, this isn't good."

Iggy raced into his kitchen. The Demon incinerated the door and followed.

"Aha!"

Iggy pulled open the antiques cabinet in his kitchen. Silverware. Spinning around in the blink of an eye, Iggy threw several silver dishes frisbee-style at the demon. Two hit the stomach of the beast. One hit the neck. One smashed through the window and landed in the garden.

The demon screamed as its head withered and burnt away. The whole form of the monster disintegrated until all that was left were 3 plates and a pile of embers. Iggy calmly picked up the dishes, and stepped outside for the one in the garden.

"Hmm, silver dishes. I should have remembered that in the first place."

Iggy then stepped out of his house.

"Where to next?"

*****

OOC: I figure I'll just write stories and travel around. You OK with that Warman?
 
hahahaha

alright you can make stories. keep them resonable though. This is a very serious NES:mischief:
 
erez87 said:
Yay :) We will be waiting...


i will whip ur peoople and make them loose their virignity to a bunch of horny cows, then i wil destroy ur city and claim it. :whipped:
 
i decalre war on gujurat jew..raar!! beware of the mighty demons you stupid impotent humans raar!!
 
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