Art of the Possible

This morning the British Government was handed a note stating that Austro-Hungary, Prussia, Persia, the United States of America, the Confederate States of America and the Subline Porte intend to impose a blockade on our trade with immediate effect unless the British Government withdrew from Siam.

I have to tell you that the British Government has given no such undertaking, and has decided to impose its own blockade on those same parties. You can imagine what consternation this has caused me. The British Government has quite been unable to fathom the reasons behind this action.

The British Government had tried to resolve a peaceful and honourable settlement between France and ourselves and the Siamese, but the Siamese would have none of it. The Siamese had evidently made up their minds long in advance to reclaim the Sultanates of Kelantan, Tringganu, Kedah and Perlis in Malaya which were Siamese in the recent past.

Up to the very last it would have been possible to arrange a peaceful settlement. The British Government communicated to the Siamese a number of proposals which addressed the Siamese concerns which were professed in public. The French Empire supported these. Siam chose to ignore these proposals and without further communication mobilised its forces along those frontiers it shares with Britain.

The British Government had also sought the good offices of the United States between the Siamese ending negotiations and mobilising. The British Government assured the United States that it was keen to hear what the Siamese Government might be comfortable with accepting. This was undertaken in secret because it was in the interests of all parties to do so. The United States did not communicate any Siamese proposals to the British Government. In this outreach the French Government was a willing partner.

The British Government now knows that the United States abused its good offices by not communicating with Siam as it offered and in fact encouraged Siam to mobilise against us. The British Government makes no apologies for its response. The defence of British India, inclusive of Burma, and of the Sultanates of Kelantan, Tringganu, Kedah and Perlis is a requirement – not an option. New Delhi is as much sovereign British territory as Berlin is to Prussia. The bonds between Britain and the Malay Sultanates are as sacred as those between brothers.

The United States has further abused its position as a friend of Great Britain by organising against it a coalition which seeks to cut the sacred thread of commerce which unites the Empire and the Motherland. This is intolerable. That the parties arrayed against us are ridiculous is a given. But we must respond and we respond in force. To do nothing is to invite ridicule and accept that the British Government has no right to defend itself of its interests.

I announce that as of five o’clock this evening, Cabinet has been dissolved and a new Cabinet appointed drawing talent from Liberal and Conservative ranks. At six o’clock by unanimous ascent, and with the support of the Labour and the Irish Parliamentary Party the Cabinet has resolved to impose a blockade. In a special sitting called tonight Parliament as one gave three cheers of ‘Queen and Country!’ as the decision was made known to the houses.

At the same time, it was communicated to the houses that the French Government had reached out for an alliance and that the Cabinet had on consideration of the issues accepted.

The Foreign Secretary Sir Edward Grey and Colonial Secretary the Earl of Elgin spoke in favor noting the great strides that had been made towards healing the rift between our Governments.The status of Siam have been resolved, the crisis in Korea having been headed off, the good work in China, the Confederate withdrawal from Liberia, and so on.

The Secretary for War Richard Haldane and the First Lord of the Admiralty the Lord Tweedmouth spoke in favor. Indeed none spoke against. I have violated the usual rules of Cabinet to communicate this to you because the events of the last few days have been so extraordinary that had I not tested myself to see that I was awake I should think myself dreaming. My Cabinet colleagues concurred that this should be made public and so it has.

Parliament considered this announcement and roared back to the newly seated Cabinet its approval.

This Government has in the space of three days been obliged to declare war on Siam, been blockaded by Persia and the Sublime Porte among others and signed an alliance with France.

Extraordinary times indeed!
 
OOC: WWI over Siam? lol
 
OOC: WW1 almost came over Morocco in OTL. Siam isn't too much of a stretch.

The following nations also issue a condemnation of British and French actions and join in support and cooperation with the Fort Lauderdale Conference:
Bavaria
Greece
Sweden
Canada
Chile
Mexico
Murilla
Nicaragua
Peru
Venezuela
Boer Republic
Liberia
Oman


EDIT: No more order revisions accepted beyond this point.
 
OCC: WWI happened between two rival blocs, not the two strongest countries in the world allying and crushing everyone in their way.

In any case, we'd join the Fort Lauerdale conference. Not that it'd change anything...
 
An argument could be made that there are two rival blocs here: Britance (Franctain?) vs. Everyone else. :-P
 
OOC: I am friendly with both France/Britain and US/Rest world, so I am alright no matter what happens.
 
@Tolni: You say ruined, I say, "Took an interesting turn."
 
You say "an interesting turn", I say "my god everything is going to be British/French in 5 turns".
 
OOC: Far from ruined, this is fun! Really excited to see what madness comes through this update.
 
Declaration of Neutrality

The Kingdom of Bohemia would like to state that it hopes hostilities will be avoided in the months and years to come between the various powers. Should the worst occur and a major conflagration of nations take place, Bohemia declares a position of neutrality towards any belligerents in a European war. Entry of military forces into Bohemian territory by any belligerent state will not be acceptable, and the government hopes that these wishes will be respected and honored by any warring nation.
 
The Confederate States wish to reiterate that we at the Fort Lauderdale Conference seek only peace.
 
If only the two-headed hydra also desired the same. Ah, but for what is one man ready in the name of his interests.
 
In any case, it seems that the worst enemy of the..."Frangleterra" alliance is France's diplomacy, which, in typical Napoleonic fashion, is brash and disrespectful.

Then again, so is most of the diplomacy in this day and age, can't say I'm innocent, as well.
 
Spoiler France's Text Wall :
The Empire of France would like to announce that, in light of the blockade imposed upon it by Austria-Hungary, Prussia, Persia, the United States of America, the Confederate States of America, and the Ottoman Empire, we have declared to be in a full military alliance with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

This crisis is solely the fault of the United States of America. Their aggressive gunboat diplomacy in the annexation of the Dominican Republic, their insistence in meddling in both the spheres of interest in the United Kingdom and France, and their provocations in China have all lead to this impasse. They are clearly using this crisis to disrupt the world order for their own profit.

We have appealed for reason, for peace, and for order, but there is none in this world. France calls upon its allies, its true allies, to stand with it in these dark and troubled times. We hope to continue to maintain France's role as a guarantor of peace in this world. We will, with heavy hearts, invade Siam, but we will withdraw when our mission has been accomplished, and peace is restored to the region.

We call upon the nations to end their blockade, this horrid and hostile act. France of course will reciprocate, and you will find that without access to either French or British markets, your merchants will cry out in pain. We will be happy to reinstate normal trading relations at a future date, should you decide to withdraw from the blockade.

We will not back down though. We will not be bullied. We will stand by our allies to ensure that order is upheld and restored.

May God have mercy on our enemies, for France will show none.

Spoiler France's Text Wall :
This morning the British Government was handed a note stating that Austro-Hungary, Prussia, Persia, the United States of America, the Confederate States of America and the Subline Porte intend to impose a blockade on our trade with immediate effect unless the British Government withdrew from Siam.

I have to tell you that the British Government has given no such undertaking, and has decided to impose its own blockade on those same parties. You can imagine what consternation this has caused me. The British Government has quite been unable to fathom the reasons behind this action.

The British Government had tried to resolve a peaceful and honourable settlement between France and ourselves and the Siamese, but the Siamese would have none of it. The Siamese had evidently made up their minds long in advance to reclaim the Sultanates of Kelantan, Tringganu, Kedah and Perlis in Malaya which were Siamese in the recent past.

Up to the very last it would have been possible to arrange a peaceful settlement. The British Government communicated to the Siamese a number of proposals which addressed the Siamese concerns which were professed in public. The French Empire supported these. Siam chose to ignore these proposals and without further communication mobilised its forces along those frontiers it shares with Britain.

The British Government had also sought the good offices of the United States between the Siamese ending negotiations and mobilising. The British Government assured the United States that it was keen to hear what the Siamese Government might be comfortable with accepting. This was undertaken in secret because it was in the interests of all parties to do so. The United States did not communicate any Siamese proposals to the British Government. In this outreach the French Government was a willing partner.

The British Government now knows that the United States abused its good offices by not communicating with Siam as it offered and in fact encouraged Siam to mobilise against us. The British Government makes no apologies for its response. The defence of British India, inclusive of Burma, and of the Sultanates of Kelantan, Tringganu, Kedah and Perlis is a requirement – not an option. New Delhi is as much sovereign British territory as Berlin is to Prussia. The bonds between Britain and the Malay Sultanates are as sacred as those between brothers.

The United States has further abused its position as a friend of Great Britain by organising against it a coalition which seeks to cut the sacred thread of commerce which unites the Empire and the Motherland. This is intolerable. That the parties arrayed against us are ridiculous is a given. But we must respond and we respond in force. To do nothing is to invite ridicule and accept that the British Government has no right to defend itself of its interests.

I announce that as of five o’clock this evening, Cabinet has been dissolved and a new Cabinet appointed drawing talent from Liberal and Conservative ranks. At six o’clock by unanimous ascent, and with the support of the Labour and the Irish Parliamentary Party the Cabinet has resolved to impose a blockade. In a special sitting called tonight Parliament as one gave three cheers of ‘Queen and Country!’ as the decision was made known to the houses.

At the same time, it was communicated to the houses that the French Government had reached out for an alliance and that the Cabinet had on consideration of the issues accepted.

The Foreign Secretary Sir Edward Grey and Colonial Secretary the Earl of Elgin spoke in favor noting the great strides that had been made towards healing the rift between our Governments.The status of Siam have been resolved, the crisis in Korea having been headed off, the good work in China, the Confederate withdrawal from Liberia, and so on.

The Secretary for War Richard Haldane and the First Lord of the Admiralty the Lord Tweedmouth spoke in favor. Indeed none spoke against. I have violated the usual rules of Cabinet to communicate this to you because the events of the last few days have been so extraordinary that had I not tested myself to see that I was awake I should think myself dreaming. My Cabinet colleagues concurred that this should be made public and so it has.

Parliament considered this announcement and roared back to the newly seated Cabinet its approval.

This Government has in the space of three days been obliged to declare war on Siam, been blockaded by Persia and the Sublime Porte among others and signed an alliance with France.

Extraordinary times indeed!

To the Governments of the United Kingdom and France

No; just no… You blind yourself to the truth and invent stories even children know to be fanciful.

We beg of you: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE seek peace over war, sanity over madness, humility over pride. We ask you to simply treat the kingdom of Siam as the sovereign nation it is, allowing it to trade with whom it will.

Our terms are so very reasonable, your cause so unjust, the costs so high, the world so united in denouncing your madness, surely you must see there is no 'win' in continuing on your path of self-immolation?

The United States is not your enemy. We, like many many many others, are the voice of reason and decency. Turn not a deaf ear to our united voices as you have turned a blind eye to your own culpability.


To the People of France and the United Kingdom

"It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance."

Theodore Roosevelt, speaking to the people of France and Britain and the world(1)​


The nations of the world are not your enemy. Your governments are. If they cannot see reason and wish to spill your blood to satiate their madness and sanguinity, then you must help them see reason.





(1) Actually JFK but he’s not alive yet.
 
Those words will fall on deaf ears, mister President. Prepare for a war, soon. A war to beat all others fought in Man's history. A total war.
 
OOC: Can't wait to read the update.
 
Those words will fall on deaf ears, mister President. Prepare for a war, soon. A war to beat all others fought in Man's history. A total war.


From Theodore Roosevelt of the United States of America, speaking as a private citizen
To the Crown of Spain,


The embers of hope burn bright in my chest; not all is lost and I will seek to silence the beat of war before it engulfs us all with its sickening tempo. I will not give up on the chance for peace in this world.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way.

- Charles Dickens​

From the United States of America
To the World


In the interests of peace and de-escalation of tensions, the United States navy will be cancelling its planned naval exercises for the Caribbean Sea in the coming year. This should not be construed as weakness on our part, merely as our dedication to finding peace and avoiding bloodshed.
 
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