Don't forget the MPP. No MPP, No deal.
ASNES- My Return to Our Roots
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Don't forget the MPP. No MPP, No deal.
DarthNader
Destroyer of Worlds
Don't get pushy! We already said we accepted.
MooseWarrior
Prince
As the Great and powerful Minnestronian army assembled on the field of battle, preparing to march on the Great Lakes Barbarians, Chief Camp'ell delivered a rousing speech.
"My people! We are the great Minnestron! We shall not be defeated by these barbarians! We are strong! We will fight to the last if necessary, but I tell you it will not be necessary!! We are superior to these barbarians! We have the Great Soup god on or side! Now, CHARGE!!!!!! For council! For country! For delicious Minnestrone Soup!!!!"
With these words, the Minnestronians charged across the land and slaughtered many of the Great Lakes Barbarians. Those left alive were taken as slaves to toil away at great stone monuments to soup, and to farm for the Minnestronians.
"My people! We are the great Minnestron! We shall not be defeated by these barbarians! We are strong! We will fight to the last if necessary, but I tell you it will not be necessary!! We are superior to these barbarians! We have the Great Soup god on or side! Now, CHARGE!!!!!! For council! For country! For delicious Minnestrone Soup!!!!"
With these words, the Minnestronians charged across the land and slaughtered many of the Great Lakes Barbarians. Those left alive were taken as slaves to toil away at great stone monuments to soup, and to farm for the Minnestronians.
Are the sacrifices prepared?
Yes milord, they are ready.
Good, bring them in.
Several young maidens were brought in. The Guardian smiled. Yes, these foreign beatuies would appease Amon.
"Oh Great Amon" said the Guardian, "We wish for your favor. In an effort to please you and your magical dice, we sacrifice these 21 virgins to you. We hope that they are to your liking."
And with that, the beatufil heathen bodies fell, one by one, their blood flowing to please his mind, their bodies to serve him in a way he so chooses
Yes milord, they are ready.
Good, bring them in.
Several young maidens were brought in. The Guardian smiled. Yes, these foreign beatuies would appease Amon.
"Oh Great Amon" said the Guardian, "We wish for your favor. In an effort to please you and your magical dice, we sacrifice these 21 virgins to you. We hope that they are to your liking."
And with that, the beatufil heathen bodies fell, one by one, their blood flowing to please his mind, their bodies to serve him in a way he so chooses
skeptikalz!
The Truth and the Lie
To: Siam
From: Capi'latsu
You are wealthy, and your harvests plentiful. You need not this tribute, yet we can understand that a man's heart is always full of greed. But let us have you rid this in you, and for this 1 jack offer let us offer each other a mutual protection in an alliance, to strengthen neighborly bonds, so that no troubles may befall upon us, in present or the future from any unseen foe.
Amon Savag
The Great
To:Capi'Latsu
From:Siam
It is the duty of a master to protect his servants. Of course I will enter a protection pact with you.
From:Siam
It is the duty of a master to protect his servants. Of course I will enter a protection pact with you.
Crezth
i knew you were a real man of the left
To: Sumer
From: Russia
Very well. War will continue.
ORDERS-
Spend 1 Jack on 1 Science (see story below).
Continue to press the assault on Sumer in the Caucasus region. Use 4 standard armies to do this (it's getting too warm for the bears) and try to seize all of the Caucasus. Then, push as far south as possible at this juncture.
Meanwhile, have 1 standard army and 1 bear cavalry push in the north against the Finnish barbarians.
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General Grigori stood at the forefront of his mighty army. The Russians had broken into the Caucasus and now stood poised to drive the Sumerians south into their heartland. The Russian armies, though technologically inferior, were strong of spirit. In this initial push the Russians fought alongside the bears but the thick fur coat did not predispose them to continue fighting in the warmer climates. The Russians found that, as they pushed south, they had to dress lighter. A casualty of this was the lesser armor they wore, but at the same time they were enabled a greater freedom of movement and comfort level.
Now, Grigori looked on and saw the Sumerian lands ahead. He would conquer this part of Sumer for the glory of Russia and the great ruler Petrov III, and Russia would stand tall and proud in its far-reaching domain.
Suddenly a Commissar approached him, holding a strange-looking tool. "General Grigori, the men have found this amidst the ruins of a Sumerian barracks we sacked..." he said, "They appear to be weapons of some sort."
Grigori examined the object brought before him - it looked like an axe-handle, but unlike any axe-handle the Russians had made. The niches were not designed for weapons of stone, but for weapons of some other material.
"Ve vill need to study zis," said Grigori, "Zend it back to Moskow, zey vill know vat to do."
From: Russia
Very well. War will continue.
Spoiler :
ORDERS-
Spend 1 Jack on 1 Science (see story below).
Continue to press the assault on Sumer in the Caucasus region. Use 4 standard armies to do this (it's getting too warm for the bears) and try to seize all of the Caucasus. Then, push as far south as possible at this juncture.
Meanwhile, have 1 standard army and 1 bear cavalry push in the north against the Finnish barbarians.
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General Grigori stood at the forefront of his mighty army. The Russians had broken into the Caucasus and now stood poised to drive the Sumerians south into their heartland. The Russian armies, though technologically inferior, were strong of spirit. In this initial push the Russians fought alongside the bears but the thick fur coat did not predispose them to continue fighting in the warmer climates. The Russians found that, as they pushed south, they had to dress lighter. A casualty of this was the lesser armor they wore, but at the same time they were enabled a greater freedom of movement and comfort level.
Now, Grigori looked on and saw the Sumerian lands ahead. He would conquer this part of Sumer for the glory of Russia and the great ruler Petrov III, and Russia would stand tall and proud in its far-reaching domain.
Suddenly a Commissar approached him, holding a strange-looking tool. "General Grigori, the men have found this amidst the ruins of a Sumerian barracks we sacked..." he said, "They appear to be weapons of some sort."
Grigori examined the object brought before him - it looked like an axe-handle, but unlike any axe-handle the Russians had made. The niches were not designed for weapons of stone, but for weapons of some other material.
"Ve vill need to study zis," said Grigori, "Zend it back to Moskow, zey vill know vat to do."
Sheep
Orange Shrooms!
Sultan Osman IV looked over conquered Ur, former capital of the diminishing Sumerian Empire and smiled. The city was still smoldering, the population of the city had been sold into slavery... He himself had picked up a very cute 15 year old virgin who he intended to have as a victory prize once the Sumerian King's head lay between his feet. Her fate however was not something of which to be despised for she would return to Mecca with him, and the Sultan's harem.
The city defenders were being sacraficed ritually... The hearts would be eaten by Arabian leaders, the eyes by the missile troops and their livers would be delivered ritually to the friends in Egypt, as a token of our friendship and bond with them.
Indeed the people of the Confederacy would be heartened by the very fact that Arabia had conquered a new province - Ku'wait.
The city defenders were being sacraficed ritually... The hearts would be eaten by Arabian leaders, the eyes by the missile troops and their livers would be delivered ritually to the friends in Egypt, as a token of our friendship and bond with them.
Indeed the people of the Confederacy would be heartened by the very fact that Arabia had conquered a new province - Ku'wait.
Spoiler Arabian Orders Super Secret, Do not open unless Amon! :
Ace of Gold
MAKE WAY FOR THE BAD GUY
lets see
continue wonder
invest 2 jack in economy by building up my infrastructure
Contiue expanding towards California
continue wonder
invest 2 jack in economy by building up my infrastructure
Contiue expanding towards California
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Russia. I have not responded.
I accept your peace.
I accept your peace.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Sumeria/D'artagnan
Federal Tribal Absolute Monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Light Blue
Economy:Growing 3/0 (1 of 3 invested)(-1 upkeep)(-1 from losses)
Army:2(Bronze age)3(Vulture)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Science:3
Culture:3
Wonders:Sumerian Irigation system(+Economy)[COMPLETE!]Ziggurat(+Culture)[Completed]
1 Jack on 1 Vulture.
secret
/secret
New Project:
Coinage: +Economy.
Federal Tribal Absolute Monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Light Blue
Economy:Growing 3/0 (1 of 3 invested)(-1 upkeep)(-1 from losses)
Army:2(Bronze age)3(Vulture)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Science:3
Culture:3
Wonders:Sumerian Irigation system(+Economy)[COMPLETE!]Ziggurat(+Culture)[Completed]
1 Jack on 1 Vulture.
secret
Spoiler :
/secret
New Project:
Coinage: +Economy.
Ninja Dude
Sorry, I wasn't listening...
Harappan Orders
Stats
Spoiler :
Spending:
-2 jack invested in science.
-1 jack spent to make another fleet.
The banked point will pay upkeep.
Military:
-The two armies and the elephant division will continue to sweep through India. Being much better equipped and powerful, these armies should be able to crush any significant opposition they meet.
-Cities and villages will be offered the chance to surrender before being attacked. While this eliminates the chance of a suprise attacked, those that surrender peacefully will end up discouraging others from fighting Harappa.
conehead234
Braves on the Warpath
Spoiler stats :
Spoiler orders :
Shadowbound
Incorrugible
- Joined
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- Messages
- 4,079
Kingdom of Egypt / Shadowbound
Theocratic Monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Pink
Economy:Growing 4/0(-1 upkeep)
Army:8(Bronze age)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Sciences:0
Culture:2
Wonders
yramids(+culture)[Completed]Great Library of Alexandria(2 sciences per jack)[1/14]
[secret]
[/secret]
Theocratic Monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Pink
Economy:Growing 4/0(-1 upkeep)
Army:8(Bronze age)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Sciences:0
Culture:2
Wonders
yramids(+culture)[Completed]Great Library of Alexandria(2 sciences per jack)[1/14][secret]
Spoiler :
[/secret]
Amon Savag
The Great
Guys... You aren't supposed to use orders that you aren't "supposed" to see against a player. Let's be good observers of the "Honor system", please.
I can read most of them, can't I? Unless, they're near me, like Alderia, Carthage, and Germanica, I can't make much of a impact, so why not. Funny to see the very conflicting orders. Will edit in orders later.
Spoiler ROMAN STATS :
[SUPER DUPER SECRET]
Spoiler ROMAN ORDERS :
[SUPER DUPER SECRET]
Shadowbound
Incorrugible
- Joined
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From the Kingdom of Egypt
To Rome
We wish for a pact of non-aggression.
To Rome
We wish for a pact of non-aggression.
Amon Savag
The Great
You can read orders, but you're not to use them against one another. Like orders in spoilers or that have around them. We can all act IC, I would hope.
Amon Savag
The Great
You can't seriously tell me you would have attacked Germanica if you didn't read their orders, Matt.
I'm authorizing Conehead to change his orders, if he wants.
I'm authorizing Conehead to change his orders, if he wants.
