ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

The Sumerian Peace Treaty:

After large amounts of strife and losses, the Egyptians and Sumerians made peace. It was not humiliating to them, as the Egyptians threatened their existence as a nation itself. Now, it was down to the Russians and Arabs, who both occupied important lands.
 
Spoiler stats :
Germanica/conehead234
Absolute Monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Green
Economy:Stable 4/0 (-1 upkeep)
Army:6(Bronze age)
Navy:1(Stone age)/1(Bronze age)
Sciences:0
Culture:6
Wonder:German beer(+Culture)[COMPLETED!]German Eco powerangers (+1 economy)[Completed]


Spoiler orders :

Start new wonder: Improve England (+1 economy)

1 jack into paying upkeep

Create UU: Teutons: Heavily armored German soldiers, however they can be slow moving.

3 jack into 3 UU

6 total armies, 3 UU and, 2 total navy

Use 1 army and 1 navy to take Ireland from the Romans

1 army and 1 UU are to hold the eastern front against Russia

4 armies and 2 UU are to strike across the Rhine into France, head south toward the mediterranean and try to cut the Roman territory in half. Follow that river south to the Mediterranean.

Also try to instigate rebellions the Roman France, remember those Romans are uncultured barbarians.

Use a navy to support my army in france
 
story time lolz

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General Grigori's army moved suddenly to the western front of the mighty Russian nation to counter the growing German threat. When reports rolled into Moscow about a sudden German attack on the Russian western frontier, supported by Hittites further south, suddenly the talking heads in the capitol changed their priorities. The Sumerian front was left to one crack Russian army and the western front was given the full attention of the Russian forces.

Now the Russian armies had been reunited with the beloved bear cavalry, and were prepared to go into the breach against the highly trained German forces. Rumors abound that the Germans were fielding heavily armed soldiers called Teutons that could take out entire squads single-handedly. The Russian lines were anxious. More importantly they were thirsty.

Allow me to remind the reader that in these times the only liquor in all of Europe that had become a commodity abroad was Germany's prized beer. The Russians lapped it up quickly, eager to buy it by the barrelful from their aqueous neighbors. It became a staple throughout the nation and was hailed by the Russians as a "miracle fluid." The war, however, changed that - beer was no longer available and the art of distilling barley was never discovered by Russiankind (it being an arcane bronze practice).

This led to a sudden influx of sciences as Russians scrambled like mad to unlock the secrets and sate their thirst. Over the many years few successes were made but some came close. Never was a true liquor made however.

But in the war this kept the Russians at a disadvantage. Being sober and clear-minded, the Russians didn't have the inherent ferocity that drunkenness creates for the aggressive pushes, and this sobriety was not at all conducive to the idea of a Russian horde which had been cultivated ever since Petrov IV died. Now Grigori stood with the chill of Russian winter all around him, also wishing for a liquid to open his veins a touch. The personal wealth he amassed looting Sumerian villages he had now put forth towards creating a distillery to create Russia's first liquor, but it was slow going.

Suddenly a Commissar came up to his side with a large flat bottle, something scribbled on the side in black chalk reading "водочка" in large cyrillic print. Vodka. "The distiller Mendeleev says for you to drink it," said the Commissar.

Grigori ripped out the cork from the bottle and peered inside. Sure enough the liquid was clear, and there was indeed liquid inside. Grigori took a heavy swill from the bottle and the sensation created by the consumption of the drink reminded him greatly of being slammed in the head with a wooden mallet (a throwback to the days of Phi Betta Киев). Simultaneously he was suddenly thinking in a lucid, drunk sense, and his very veins seemed to catch on fire.

"Zis is exactly vat ve need," said Grigori to the Commissar, feeling empowered, "Tell ze distiller to make more, much more, enouv vor an entire army. I vill fund everyzing vor zis distillery."

The Commissar dashed off and the cold winter air no longer had any effect on General Grigori. He undid the latch on his coat and, letting forth a hearty cry, led his men in a charge on the German position.
 
The messenger was dead. The king made sure that dirty minnestron messenger would suffer, and he did. After the insults launched from the Minnestron government, Louisiana could not just stand there and leave the minnestron people unpunished. The king knew for a fact that there will be future conflicts with those scum, the king just did not know when the conflicts would start.

There were several thoughts that went through the kings head at the moment. One could be to ally with Aztexas or to just use louisiana power to wipe these pale cheap Whore's from the face of the earth. Whatever the king does the Minnestron people will die, no question about it

On a brighter side, the west french quarter is half way done, there is no question about it that the french quarter is the greatest feat of all time.
 
Beneria/Supermath
Government: Absolute monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Orange-ish
Economy:Stable 3/0(-1 upkeep) (2 of 3 invested)
Army:6(Bronze age)
Navy:0(Bronze age)
Sciences:2
Culture:1
Wonder:Trade Center at Montaga (+2 Economy)[3/9]

Spending Orders
  • Spend 1 jack on upkeep.
  • Spend 1 jack on the economy by improving the system of roads from Montaga.
  • Spend 1 jack on science by researching new methods of using bronze for miliraty and domestic use.

Expansion Orders
There has been rumors about a lake to our northeast. Also, there is supposedly another river to our Southeast. We will move to incorporate these two areas as part of the kingdom.
 
The Dragoons have, once again, shown their worth in the field as they plowed through lightly armed lines of infantry like twigs, first in both honor and valor. Because of them, Gojoseon army was able to push the Han invaders back to their borders, but because of the intensity of the battle, and excitement of the army, Gojoseon had gone even further on and have taken a part of their lands as well.

But the stunning victory was not the sign of all-is-well. The government was split in two: pro-war and pro-peace. The warhawks urged the king to take Han's capital and demand ransom while the more peaceful ones wanted to focus on domestic issues. However, due to recent victories and display of leadership, the king was able to quell both sides by simply raising a hand. No one dared to discuss further. The Dragoons are to be honored, but there will be no more war. It was time to pay attention to the domestic issues which were ignored for a while, due to war and battles. One of the officials brought forth an idea to build a tall stone tower to observe the stars, and they all decided to start with that to make the nation great and recover from the wounds of war.



To: Han
From: Gojoseon

We have not received your payment. We hope to receive them this time. If you have money to spend on metal working, then you have money to pay us for what you've started so irresponsibly.
 
Resigning from this here

Like I showed HUGE favoritism towards Siam in that engagement, considering your armies were off in different directions, and your people aren't cultured enough to give a crap.

Siam is nothing more than an NPC that I write stories, and actively engage in diplomacy for.

If you can't handle losing the first phase of a war because YOU messed up, I don't even want you here. Capi'latsu is now NPC.

I guess Capi'latsu will cave to Siam's demands, considering the situation.

Siam's orders
-Spend 5 jack (including the 1 gained from Capi'latsu) investing in the economy (Expanding the fishing and mining industry)

-Consolidate gains in Capi'latsu, and expand to make border with Han
-Send 4 armies south to deal with rag-tag barbarians.
 
Your orders were carried out, I just forgot to change the part about Carthage in the update propper. You'll see that your template has changed, and I carried out the expansion you wanted.


EDIT-Post your orders quickly. I'm doing the update now.
 
Your orders were carried out, I just forgot to change the part about Carthage in the update propper. You'll see that your template has changed, and I carried out the expansion you wanted.


EDIT-Post your orders quickly. I'm doing the update now.

Aitäh! Orda Time!!

Carthage/DarthNader
Aristocracy
Age:Bronze
Color: Dark Orange
Economy:Growing 3/0 (-1 upkeep)(2 of 3 invested)
Army:2(Stone age)
Navy:5(Bronze age)
Sciences:1
Culture:0
UU:Carthaginian War Galley Fleet-These vessels are the most formidable in the world, and are the brainchild of Carthage's massive focus on naval combat. (4 jack per)
Wonders:Great Port of Carthage(+economy, +navy)[3/5]

Spoiler :
Spending
- 1 Jack on Economy Growth
- 1 Jack on Culture
- 1 Jack Banked


Spoiler :
Domestic
- Same as before


Spoiler :
Foreign
- Same as before


Spoiler :
Military
- Expand West African colony both along the coast and inward.
- Keep expanding Carthage south.
- Solidify holdings on Sardinia and Sicily. They will be used to relay trade across the Med, and more importantly, help exert Carthaginian naval superiority on the Med.


Yes they suck, but at least they are orders.
 
Who is playing the "Mali nation" ?
 
200AE

Alderia-NMR. Banks jack.
Amazonia-NMR. Banks jack. One more time and it goes NPC.
Arab Empire-Loses a division to Sumeria, and loses ground in Ur.
Aztexas-Enters classical age, and expands. Fights against Louisianna in Cuba and ends up losing a division and a fleet.
Beneria-Expands economy and borders.
Capi'Latsu-Settles peace with Siam and expands economy.
Carthage-You need to give me a reason behind your economy spending. "Economy growth could be anything" you must specify. I have allowed it this time, this is your warning. Also you can't spend money on culture. I have banked your jack spent on it this time. This is your warning about that.
Egypt-Settles peace with Sumeria and expands.
Germanica-Loses a division and ground to Russia.Makes gains against Rome at the cost of a division. Loses ground on some theatres.
Gojoseon-Expands economy. No there's no way to speed a wonder up.
Han Empire-Finishes wonder, and expands economy. Now shares border with Siam.
Harrapa-Finishes wonder, settles peace with Sinhala, and attacks and destroys barbarians.
Louisianna-Enters bronze age. Fights against Aztexas in Cuba and loses a division, but takes ground.
Minneston-Finishes wonder and expands.
Rome-Fixed stats, and invades Germanica. Populace resists, but it shut down. (Gains 1 loot)
Russia-Attacks Germanica and loses a division in this assault, but pushes the enemy back. Loses caucasus division to Sumeria.
Siam-Expands economy and borders. Pushes against barbarians with no losses so far.
Sinhala-Expands economy and settles peace with Harappa.
Sumeria-Loses a division to Arabia in Ur, but overall gains ground against both enemies.
Te-Reo-Enters bronze age!
Yahkma-Expands economy and borders.

UPDATE IN 17 HOURS!

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Sumeria makes contact with Alderia, Carthage, and Rome.
 

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Bronze age!

Te Reo/Masada
Government: Tribal Confederacy
Age:Stone
Color: Dark Blue
Economy:Grown 4/0
Army:2(Stone age)
Navy:2(Stone age)
Sciences:4
Anti-Culture:2
Wonders:Yummy Yummy Dead People in my Tummy(+Economy)[Completed]Oh My Goshi, Moa's Really Taste Like Chicken!(++Economy)[1/6]

I spent 4 on Science, with a base of 4 science, yet i'm still on 4 science?
 
To:Han Empire
From:Siam

We have yet to recieve your tribute to the Emperor. Perhaps you will take the lesson we had to teach capi'latsu to heart and bring a token of our friendship to the Siamese capitol, Balls.
 
To Sumeria
From Arab Confederacy

We will offer a peace with the current borders if you would so desire it.
 
Why is my territory in west africa not shown?

Also, I said my orders blew, and I couldn't make any decent reasons for the funding without posting after the update.
 
To: Aztexas
From: Louisiana
We dont need war, we can share these islands, how about a peace treaty.
 
Oh boy! Orders time!

Spoiler :
Not for American eyes
Spoiler :
Last chance
Spoiler :
Orders: All out spending on bronze age armies. Use this giant force to attack the Aztexs from the south.
 
Mali nation? I don't know what you're talking about.

DarthNader, I don't know why you'd have lands in west africa. Your orders were to expand south. I see you also mentioned some west african colony, but you don't have one to expand!
 
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