ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

[Masada]

Te Reo/Masada
Government: Tribal Confederacy
Age:Anti-Classical
Color: Dark Blue
Economy:Grown 8/0 (-1 upkeep)
Army:7(Anti-classical age)
Navy:2(Anti-classical age)
Anti-Sciences:17
Anti-Culture:4
UU: Cutesy Super Ship-City, of Doom, Death and Cuddles- 5 IC, A huge floating ship-city, build of massive Kauri trees.
Wonders:Yummy Yummy Dead People in my Tummy(+Economy)[Completed]Oh My Goshi, Moa's Really Taste Like Chicken!(++Economy)[Complete]Black Bird Rising, Just Add Flour! Kangaroo Brains! Kangaroo Brains!(+++++Economy)[3/16]

Bah... expend 3 jack in anti-science.
Expend 4 jack in shock and horror! the economy, breed me some slaves! If you know what I mean
Expand
Finish Wonder!

 

[Amon Savag]

Can't pull it off.. I aint got the power... Damn pills are draggin' me down. I've gotta sleep. So... Send orders if you haven't! You don't have TOO much time left.

 

[Arian]

Orders sent for 1100 AE. Happy updating Amon!

 

[c&cciv3]

Quick Story time!

Chapter 7 – The Barbarians Reeducation

Now the evil barbarians as been killed and there lands are now in Charrúa hands, now it's time to teach these people to act in a civilized way. It will not be easy as these people have only known how to steal and cheat each all their live.

Grand King order a number of shamans and teachers to show these people that the Charrúa are not conquers but liberators and start to get them to want to become part of Charrúa Kingdom. These people will find it hard living among the natives, most these people lack number thing that have they take for granted at home and not to mention that some of the practices of the these tribes scared them.

So it will be sum time before these people will learn how to act to each other and to treat nature with respect to please the spirits. In the long run the Spirits and the Ancestors will be happy with these actions.

Spoiler :

Order are Here

 

[Terrance888]

Quick!

Increase Economy!

1 for T-Wat!

EXPAND!

 

[Amon Savag]

I've got only 2 more sets of orders from last night to tonight. Update started.

 

[Condor_green]

yaaaaay soon-to-be-update i know i will win any war im not currently ingaged in cause im that awesome

 

[Nailix]

Tarvalus: Nailix
Government: Hagiocracy (Governed by holy men)
Starting position: Alaska/Northwestern Canada area
Color: Orange
Economy:
Army:
Navy:
Sciences:
Culture:0

 

[Amon Savag]

1100AE

Alderia-NMR (Banks jack) One more turn and it goes NPC
Amazonia-NMR (Banks jack) one more turn and it goes NPC
Aztexas- Advances without loss against Louisianna. Gains loot.
Beneria-NMR (Banks jack) One more turn and it goes NPC
California-Expands
Capi'Latsu-Expands
Carthage-NPCed for a turn (Increases economy, lends Englesh rebels a Carthaginean War Galley Fleet)
Charrúa-Enters classical age, and expands.
Egypt-Invests in economy.
Englesh-Loses 1 division and 2 fleets to Germanica. Loses ground to germanica. Prospects for the future look bleak.
Germanica-Loses no divisions to the Englesh and gain ground. Loses 1 fleet to combined Englesh/Carthaginean navy. Advances to classical age.
Gojoseon-Binyo takes it and sends no orders . Jack banked for the turn.
Golden Horde- Enters bronze age.
Han- Gets annexed
Harrapa-Banks jack. Sinhala gives you the affirmative to your diplomacy.
Kanaada-Expands borders and economy.
Louisianna-Drafts the population into the army(-economy+4 divisions) loses 5 divions and ground to Minnestron. Very hard-fought battle on both sides.
Minneston-Loses 4 divisions to Minnestron, but gains ground thanks to the soup-eating fanatics.
Rouran-Founds Taianism and it quickly spreads throughout the Rouran civilization. Ennacts mercantile policies, so that Rouran is a more viable option for trade.
Russia-Expands economy and borders.
SPARTA- Gains recognised independance from Egypt.
T-wat Empire- Expands and takes over a japanese island at the cost of 1 division.
Sinhala-Peacefully expands.
Sumeria-Peacefully expands.
Te-Reo-Enters the Ancient Emperial age, and expands.
Yahkma-Grows economy.
Zululand-Expands economy and borders.

UPDATE IN 24 HOURS!

Send orders... Write stories... KICK ASS!

If you know anyone who'd like to play as either Sinhala or Egypt or Kanaada, have them post.

 

[Condor_green]

orders
Create 1 blood cultists

continue wonder

spend any remaining jack on sciences

 

[DarthNader]

The Butterflies

(bum bum buuuuuuuuuuuum)

"WHAT!?!?!?!" cried the head Admiral and Emperor together.
"I...I thought we...uh...still didn't like them?" replied the Captain.
"We've been friends with them and helped them defeat the Romans you blithering idiot! We have been trading and have been allies for a long time! WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING WHEN YOU THOUGHT TO GIVE A REBELLION AGAINST OUR ALLIES PART OF OUR NAVY?!!?"
"Uh...Pork?"
"NO EXCUSE! NOW YOU PAY THE PENALTY! GUARDS!!!!!!!"
Two very burly guards grabbed the captain by the shoulders and took him towards a sealled, glass door.
"Please! No! Not the butterflies! NOOO!"
The guards heaved the traitor into the room and pulled a massive lever, opening a hatch in the room. Soon, hundreds of butterflies poured in, latching themselves onto the screaming man. Then they flew back through the hatch, and all that was left was a perfect skeleton, still standing upright.


From: Carthage
To: Germania

We are sorry that some fool in our ranks decided to assist rebels in your territory. He has been dealt with.

Carthage Orders

Spoiler :

Carthage/DarthNader
Aristocracy
Age:Bronze
Color: Dark Orange
Economy:Grown 6/1 (-2 upkeep)
Army:5(bronze age)
Navy:3(Bronze age)/3(Carthaginian War Galley Fleet)
Sciences:6
Culture:4
UU:Carthaginian War Galley Fleet-These vessels are the most formidable in the world, and are the brainchild of Carthage's massive focus on naval combat. (4 jack per)
Wonders:Great Port of Carthage(+economy, +navy)[Complete]Temple to Resheph (+Army+Navy+Culture)[Complete]

Spoiler :

Spending/Construction
- Spend 3 Jack on 3 Bronze Armies
- Begin construction on a new wonder, The Uber Ship Makin' Factory. This massive factory allows more regular ships (not CWGF) to be churned out faster. (2 Fleets per Jack)
- Spend 2 Jack on expanding the sciences! YAY SCIENCE!
- Spend 2 Jack on building a large irrigation system, bringing water to the dry lands, and creating more farmland. More farms, more food, more surplus, more money, stronger economy!

Spoiler :

Foreign/Domestic/Military
- Time to invade Alderia. They have a weak military and lots of money just sitting there. The Carthaginian Navy, all but one CWGF, will destroy the puny Alderian Navy, and land 4 Armies at the Pyrnees of Iberia. Those troops will storm through to the opposite coast, then push south, down the peninsula. The navy will also take the Baleric Islands (the only western Med. islands that aren't mine). Meanwhile, another 4 Armies will invade the African side of Alderia. They will start in the south, along the border with Bernica, take the border, and charge northwards. The lack of a large, well trained Alderian Army will mean more territory taken with less casualties. The troops will loot to try and access the unspent income of the Alderian government. Also, destroy The Faith!
- Continue trade with Germania, Bernica, and Egypt.
- Send one CWGF to repair the damage made to Germania by assisting them with defeating Engend.

 

[Crezth]

Spoiler :

Russia/Crezth
Despotism
Age:Bronze
Color: Maroon
Economy:Grown 4/0(-1 upkeep)(1 of 4 invested)
Army:3(Bronze age)3(Bear Cavalry)
Navy:3(Bronze age)
Sciences:2
Culture:10
UU:Bear Cavalry: Aggressive and dangerous units, can consume the flesh of fallen enemies to become sated. Perform exceedingly well in cold climates and forest regions; not so much in warmer areas.(1 jack per division)
Wonders:Russian Vodka (+military might+Culture)[Complete]The Kremlin(+economy+Attrition for enemies, armies upgrade at half price)[6/13]

ORDERS-

Spend 3 jack and grow that economy right up yon upwards.

Finish expanding into Scandinavia. Then, try to use our superior culture to culture-flip some Golden Horde territory.

Patrol our borders according to this schedule:

1 infantry at Greece
1 infantry at Sumeria
1 infantry, 2 bears at Germanica
1 bear at Golden Horde

Story coming later today, pt. 2 of Neptune's Bounty.

 

[binyo66]

Gojoseon Order:
Continue Wonder
1 Jack for science
1 Jack for NAVY
Bank The Rest
Expand North along the shore line.

Story :
"No, sir... we have to conquer the Japanese Island," said a NAVY Admiral.
"no way, there is nothing important in those island!, and only uneducated barbarian there,
why do we need to conquere the whole island?" yell an ARMY General.
Soon the debate was hot in the room, and both side never want to give up!.
Finally, when almost out of control, the head of NAVY and the head of ARMY decided to bring
the case into the Emperor.
The emperor listend carefully to the argument between those beloved ARMY and NAVY.
After a while the emperor spoke. "From what I see, there is no point we are fighting in
Japanese Island against the barbarian, while we are lack of science and culture in compare to other countries.
Moreover, our NAVY is not strong enough yet. Therefore, I decided to improve our science
and increase our NAVY, and in the meantime we explore north to the unknown land."
All officers bow their heads, and accepted the Emperor decision.

@amon: how many division I have in japan?

 

[Masada]

Te Reo/Masada
Government: Tribal Confederacy
Age:Ancient Emperial age
Color: Dark Blue
Economy:Grown 8/0 (-1 upkeep)(4 of 8 invested)
Army:7(Anti-classical age)
Navy:2(Anti-classical age)
Anti-Sciences:0
Anti-Culture:4
UU: Cutesy Super Ship-City, of Doom, Death and Cuddles- 5 IC, A huge floating ship-city, build of massive Kauri trees.
Wonders:Yummy Yummy Dead People in my Tummy(+Economy)[Completed]Oh My Goshi, Moa's Really Taste Like Chicken!(++Economy)[Complete]Black Bird Rising, Just Add Flour! Kangaroo Brains! Kangaroo Brains!(+++++Economy)[4/16]

Spend 2 jack on upgrading ze armies and naviez.
Change the name of the Emperial Age to something suitable... like the Ohmygoshitron Age, we invented remember!
Spend 5 jack on the economy stupid! Build up some.... ummm recreation sites they may or may not have red lights depending on legislation and they may operate out of hotels if they are not legal
Finish my wonder!
Expand!

 

[c&cciv3]

Spoiler Stats :

Charrúa / C&cciv3
Federal Tribal Absolute Monarchy
Age:Classical age
Color: Light pink
Economy:Grown 5/0(-1 upkeep)
Army:7(Bronze age)/1(Spirits Warriors)
Navy:1(Bronze age)
Sciences:2
Culture:7
UU: Spirits Warriors :- A Group Shaman chosen by the Spirits to act for them on Earth! They heavy infantry who excel in melee combat, there presents on a battlefield give morale bonuses other armies in the same battle. Cost 2 Jack.
Wonders:The Great Shrine to Da Spirits (+culture and give a small chance (say 5%) that a jack used in Economy or Sciences will have double the effect.)[Completed]Hall of the Ancestors(+culture and gives a defensive bonus to my troops when the fighting inside my borders)[2/5]

Orders

Spoiler Don't Look Please :

Spend one Jack on Upkeep,
Spend two Jack on upgrading all of my units.
Spend the rest on improving the former Barbarians lands by building roads, farms etc to improve the Economy.
Continue the Wonder

Have 2 armies and Spirits Warrior defend the Kingdom from anything unforeseen.
Have the rest help the expansion to the North.

Story will come when I can think one.

Edit: Story is here

 

[conehead234]

to: Carthage
from: Germanica
Its good to hear that, may we ask where you find these flesh eating butterflies.

to: Alderia
from: Germanica
We meant to do this last turn but we had some problems to deal with. Surrender the land you own in France, or you will be crushed, it makes our borders not look pretty.

 

[Terrance888]

Capi'latsu/Charles Li
Absolute Monarchy
Age:Classical
Color: Red
Economy: Recovering 4/0(-1 upkeep)(2 of 4 invested)
Army:4(Bronze age)/1(Classical age)/2(Yakhornbowmen)
Navy:0(Bronze age)
Sciences:1
Culture:9
UU:Yakhornbowmen-Bows made of yakhorns is an art of short priests of the tall mountains. However, during a raid a single farmboy picked one up, placed a stick in it, put an arrow and lifted the string over the stick. The arrow pierced the raider in the nose and into the throat of the man behind him. He survived and the Yakhornbow, who are great defenders or big battles fighters but bad skirmishers and small raids, becomes a important weapon. (2 jack per)
Wonder: Mount Capi'latsu(2 sciences per jack)[Completed]Hall of Silk(+1 Investment per turn.)[2/9]

2 EP on Investment: reguild Han lands and make them goine forever!

1 EP on Upkeep

1 EP to T-Wat

A Locked Land

The world, once empty, is now growing full. To the north, west are nations, wars of supremeacy. Raiding, Looting... blessed beacons of culture. To the south are our friends are rumors of man eating savages. To the east are legends of an Isle of White men fighting fierce people of the river. A sacraficing culture fighting a last stand against a mountain empire. A river people and one of the plains. Peoples of the coasts...

The Mountain Shrine of Capi'Latsu shines as an inspiration to all: for all who try to renew the world go there and be enlighted with a snippet...

In the realm of the Gods. Xilmonyag is almost forgotten, reserved for the high Empress. Amon rules with his dice of life and death. Battles, discoveries and of course, chance. There is the Charles, lord of what Capi'Latsu does, and who is jailed by his mother...

The Allied Empires of Capi'Latus and T-Wat... May they shine evermore!

 

[Amon Savag]

Binyo, you had 2 divisions in Japan.

 

[DarthNader]

to: Carthage
from: Germanica
Its good to hear that, may we ask where you find these flesh eating butterflies.

What butterflies? We don't know of any butterflies, especially not the rare Saharan Swallowtail. Nope, never heard of it.

 

[Nailix]

The Formation of Tarvalus: Part One.​

Arundin stepped out of his snow covered hut and looked around, it was night time in the Northern reaches of the world and it had been for quite some time. He called these months the Trials of Spirits as he believed that god was testing the will of their spirits to survive in the dark times and prepare them for their future battles.

Arundin had just woke up and was preparing for a hunt with some of his tribes fellow men, he wore the fur of a polar bear that was pure white as a jacket, some rough dark leather from skins of a sea lion as pants and a shirt, his gloves were woven from that of soft wolf furs and he wielded a tough, sturdy spear that had claimed the lives of many creatures in the past. Before every big hunt like this one the tribe in its entirety would gather the night before and pray to their god that the spirits would walk with them while they tracked their prey and that they would guide their weapons to find the hearts of their targets.

Before he knew it the time had come and Arundin had gathered the six best hunters that the little tribe had offered and they were getting themselves ready for the week ahead of them, Arundin had already known what he was after but was also aware of what conflicts might present themselves on this journey. His best friend Malurem was one of his fellow hunters this time and he knew how skilled Malurem was with a bow, so he explained what would happen to his fellow tribesmen and set off for a grueling seven days of tracking, hunting and slaying their prey.

Day one was filled with tracking and praying to their god for guidance but nothing more. They had been walking for a good four hours in the darkness when they heard a noise just over this snow covered ridge, it sounded like a howl of a wolf then screams. Arundin and his friends rushed over the ridge to see a pack of great white wolves terrorizing a small village which Arundin and his tribe had known for the past many years. Quick to think Arundin ordered his men in a calm tone to surround the pack and strike with speed that god blessed them with. There was no argument from any of the six men as they hurried to their positions and waited for the order, swiftly and silently Arundin launched his dark brown spear at the shoulder of the alpha wolf. It struck the wolf dead on and it dropped to the ground with a whelp of pain and his men rushed in to clean up the rest of the wolves who had decided to flee from the village as their leader had been struck down. One wolf however charged Arundin who was seemingly defenseless, all of a sudden Arundin produced a straight edged knife and sliced the wolfs throat as it pounced at him. Blood covered the silver blade and he said a quick prayer for the creature, cleaned the blade in the snow, then charged in to help his fellows in the fight.

When the fight finished just moments after it had begun there were only about three wolves that were killed, not counting the alpha wolf, so the village expressed their gratitude towards Arundin and his men and asked them to stay the night there. Because this was a spiritual journey and trial they refused the offer but accepted the thanks then set off to set up camp at the next ridge.