ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

[Amon Savag]

I'm sorry, guys... I got sidetracked, and I won't be able to post update tonight, either... It will deffinetly be posted tomarrow morning, however. If not, I will quit NESing as a whole. I swear it.

 

[Amon Savag]

I am not bound by my oath, as I made it under durress. A NESer threatened my life if I wasn't going to update... This NES is now dead, and I will make a new one pretty soon.

 

[Terrance888]

Release your war calculations like you promised please! Release it for the general use! PLEASE AMON!

(toned down: Pretty Please? I am thinking of setting another one up with a few changes for my ease and I need at least assurance that you will tell me it since you promised:

Or I thought you promised)

 

[Icekommander]

*clears throat*psst Amon, you forgot to declare Yahkma the winner!

Edit: What will the next NES be?

 

[MooseWarrior]

Awww... now my soup-flavored empire is dead.

I'm awaiting the next one.

 

[Ace of Gold]

Louisiana Won!!!

 

[sp1023]

Jesus Christ! This is the 6th NES I've killed upon joining!

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Anyways, my plan for a story was to reveal a shocking twist:

Annunaki and Ningirsu are actually gods on earth.

 

[DarthNader]

Carthage doesn't get recognized for sniping Alexandria...C'MON!!!!

 

[Masada]

Biggest econ. Most advanced. Best position. I was about terrorize the weak Africans by spamming 2 super ships and a turn and then eventually spamming 10 units a turn

 

[Tyrion]

yes i certainly didnt end this as strong as i ended as manchu china (mostly unstoppable) but i survived between two nations that wanted me dead so im happy

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Carthage doesn't get recognized for sniping Alexandria...C'MON!!!!

And probably would've spiraled into World War 1.

Grand Alliance vs. Carthago-Germanic-Benerian Alliance.

Sumeria, Russia, SPARTA, Zulu vs. Carthage, A Near-Dead Germanica, Beneria

All over one city.

And Sumeria doesn't get recognized for best stories OR most amazing survival story?

 

[Condor_green]

You forgot Egypt.

 

[Terrance888]

I was going to Take over Sinhala in a few turns then smash the Gojoseon Mainland...

However, the NES ended already.

 

[Condor_green]

Already? this thing lasted for quite a while!
Cant wait to see your next one Amon.

 

[Matt0088]

yes i certainly didnt end this as strong as i ended as manchu china (mostly unstoppable) but i survived between two nations that wanted me dead so im happy

If my HRE was closer, we could have duked it out. My 26 division army, or it would have if Amon finished the last update. Might you revive Motherhen Amon?

In regards to MRTOR, I'm waiting for my numerous awards, most of them negative, but I'm waiting....

 

[Amon Savag]

lmao. I never hand out rewards. But here are a few mentionables...

Masada had the best overall position for the future.
D'artagnan kicked the most ass.
I fealt sorry for Tyrion, but he managed to keep it together.
Matt0088 doesn't get mentioned.
Sp should join in the begining of a NES for once, and maybe it wouldn't die right after.
Conehead had the most kills. He was always at the epicenter of the epic battles, where the casualties were huge.
C&C and Charles Li had the best track record for constant storywriting. I appreciate it abunch guys.


All of north america gets the "Bullheaded" reward hahaha... All you non-negotiating mother expletives.
Europe gets the "Deadlies wars" reward.
Asia gets no reward.
Africa gets the "If Egypt wasn't around, we'd be the most peaceful continent in the world" award.
South America does get the most peaceful continent on the world award.
Australia gets the "Dominated by Te Reo" award.

This whole NES gets the "To be continued" reward.

 

[sp1023]

These are hilarious.

EDIT: And actually, this was the 8th. So after counting, I’ve killed a total of 9 NESes upon joining.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

My plan was to conquer Harappa and Sinhala after finishing Egypt and then building up a navy to conquer Carthage. Then, the Meditteranean would be known as the Mare Magnum (Grand Sea).

 

[Condor_green]

I really cant wait for the next one. Is it going to be as fast paced as this one was?