ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

[Shadowbound]

Kingdom of Egypt / Shadowbound
Theocratic Monarchy
Age:Stone
Color: Pink
Economy:Stable2/0
Army:2(Stone age)
Navy:2(Stone age)
Sciences:1
Culture:1

Spoiler :

Spending Orders

• 1 jack on economy
• details in domestic orders
• 1 jack on sciences

Military Orders

• 2 armies deployed to Anatolia, on the borders with the Hittite Tribes. They are to campaign against the barbarians, and establish a buffer zone around the Egyptian colonies of tributary Hittites. We will particularly focus on gaining control over tin and copper mines.
• 1 fleet stationed in Egypt proper, to protect Egyptian trade.
• 1 fleet stationed in Crete, for the above reasons.

Domestic Orders

Current Pharoah is Qaa.

• Economy will be grown by establishing trade ties to Carthage, conquered Hittites, and our colonies.
• Tin and Copper can be found in Anatolia, either the occupied Hittite land or Egyptian colonies, which are necessary to make Bronze. Greece and Crete provide olive oil, which may seem crappy but is actually kind of a luxury good. It made Athens powerful, at least.
• Primary Egyptian exports should be grain, in times of surplus, papyrus, and linen.
• Whenever Egypt is threatened with famine because the nile decided to be a . .. .. .. .. ., instead of starving to death Egyptians now have the option of moving to our colonies.
  [8]Egyptian sciences will move along OTL patterns, though bronze should be a focus.

International Orders

• Trade with Carthage, should they accept.
• Colonization should continue, expanding more peacefully into Palestine and northern Greece in addition to conquests of Anatolia.

 

[Stormbringer]

Carthage Orders:

Spend 1 economy on developing a fishing/trading economy between Carthage, Sardina, Malta, Sicily, and other cities and villages along the north African Coast.

Use the navy to protect the traders and to go out and make contact with villages along the coast of north Africa, spreading out trade network as far as possible.

Use the army to push out along the coast. Do not attack anyone, but instead, as our trade influence sets in gradually integrate the villages into a single state where the military acts as a defender of these villages. Continue trading with those that resist this integration without fighting.

 

[Nuka-sama]

The Han Empire (Warhead)
Government: Autocratic Monarchy
Starting position: Peking (Beijing)
Color: Orange
Economy:
Army:
Navy:
Sciences:
Culture:0

 

[Nuka-sama]

The Han Empire/Warhead
Government: Autocratic Monarchy
Age:Stone
Color: Orange
Economy:Stable 1/0
Army:2
Navy:1
Sciences:3
Culture:0

-Spend one Jack on Army.

Use 2 Armies to expand north

-Use one army to expand south

-Use my navy to start creating enclaves on the Chinese coast

 

[bestshot9]

Alderia/bestshot9
Theocracy
Age:Stone
Color: Whack blue
Economy:Stable 1/0
Army:1(Stone age)
Navy:1(Stone age)
Sciences:1
Culture:0

Spending:

Spend 1 Jack on building temples to inspire the people to come and worship and give money to the church (the government).

Military/Movement:

Have the armies go explore the north and west, on non-aggressive missions, to try and establish relations with peoples outside our government, and spread the word of The Faith.

Have the navy do the same, but have them travel to islands in the Med. Sea and do it, as well as the coast of North Africa.

Diplomacy:

Brothers and Sisters of the unbelieving tribes, throw out your old ways and embrace The Faith, for it is the only way to true salvation. You do know that when you die, your body doesn't just rot in the ground, right? You either go to the great banquet hall in the sky where you can spend the rest of your days fat, lazy, and happy, or you go to the land of eternal death, where you are reborn and killed every day for the rest of eternity, in the most painful manners beyond our comprehension as mortals. The only way you can avoid eternal death, is to praise The Faith and join Alderia, for we will help assure you a place in the good afterlife.

Domestic:

Encourage people to farm, farm, farm, and pay tribute to The Faith.

Wonders:

Begin work on the Great Faith Temple, which will be the largest temple the people can build, to increase our culture and help make people envious of our religion and join us.

 

[bestshot9]

The 5 Tenants of The Faith:

5. Live by the Golden Rule (Do unto others as you would have done unto you).
4. When you have more then you can use, share with your fellow man.
3. Give a portion of your belongings to The Faith. It provides for you, you should provide for it.
2. It is every follower of The Faith's duty to spread the word of The Faith.
1. The Faith is all, serve it and you will be rewarded.

 

[Amon Savag]

Siam/Amon Savag
Despotism
Age:Stone
Color:
Economy:Stable 1/0
Army:1(Stone age)
Navy:1(Stone age)
Sciences:2
Culture:0

Don't worry guys... When it gets time to send orders via PM, I'll write mine before I look at everyone else's.

Spending orders!
-1 jack on economy, irrigating and expanding the fishing economy of my country

Expansion!
-Expand along the coast of Siam.

Story will come after update!

 

[Crezth]

interest conflicts ahoy

 

[Supermath]

Spoiler :

Beneria/Supermath
Government: Absolute monarchy
Age:Stone
Color: Orange-ish
Economy:Stable 1/0
Army:2(Stone age)
Navy:0(Stone age)
Sciences:3
Culture:0

Spending orders:
Spend 1 jack on developing an efficient irrigation system for our farms.

Expansion orders:
Expand up the Niger River.

 

[Icekommander]

The Roads of Yahkma

King: I love this new place they are building so stony.

Advisor1: Yes Milord. Quite a while before it finishes Milord

King: WHat do you mean?

Advisor1: Well it takes a while to finish.

King: But bob told me it would be finished tomorrow.

Advisor2: Well umm see sire, I meant the Southeast gar...

King: No matter. Fetch me a drink

Attendant: Yes your honour. Would you like a bag of black sheeps wool too?

King: Whats a sheep? Sheeeep. Sheeeeeeeeeeep. Fun to say. Sheep Sheep Sheep sheep, sheeeeep.

Advisor3: Ahem

King: Sheeep. Oh thank you my good sheep, erm I mean man. Bally hot out here.

Workman: Try working out here.

King: Thanks for the offer, but no thanks. SO if bob was lying

Advisor2: I was not lying

King: AHEM. As I was saying, if Bob was lying how long till the place is finished.

Advisor1: Well at the present course... several hundred years.

King: Oh dear. That won't do at all. I think I will have died by then. Yes I think I shall. Not good at all.

Advisor3: If only their was someway to speed it up.

King: Hmm. Yes of course. Kyle, why is it taking soo long?

Advisor1: Well it's hard to transport the loads of rock all the way up here sire. Slows it down terribly.

King: Can we move the stone quarries closer:

World:...

King: I guess not.

Advisor2: Well what if we built some paths up to here? Make it allot easier.

King: Great idea Bob! But make it roads. Shyleionahuragphourse get right on it.

Advisor3: Yes sir. Of course sir.

 

[Amon Savag]

2800BC

Alderia-Expands, converting those in their path. Barbarians in portugal resist vigorously. They say "You cannot match our persistance"
Arab Empire-Adopts slavery, and exapands.
Aztexas-Expands and sacrifices animals. Gods want human sacrifices, not animals silly. Good thing there's barbarians to the south.
Beneria-Expands economy and borders.
Capi'Latsu-Expands and banks jack. Comes across barbarians in the jungles of Burma and are surprise attacked, losing a division.
Carthage-Expands economy and along the coast of africa.
Egypt-wages relentless war against the Hittites, driving them back. No losses suffered due to overwhelming forces. (Gained loot)
Germanica-Expands economy and borders vigorously. Meets with barbarians in England. Barbarians in Sweden overrun german colony.
Gojoseon-Expands economy and borders.
Han Empire-Expands vigorously.
Harrapa-Expands along the coast of india. Further expansion in this direction is halted due to barbarian ambush and destruction of a division.
Louisianna-Expands economy and expands. Barbarians unite in florida and in virginia region to oppose Louisianna expansion.
Minneston-Expands sciences and borders. Meets virginia barbarians in the south.
Rome-Expands west and north. Fights against barbarians to the west and win. Can't expand too far though. More barbarians.
Russia-Expands vigorously. And has meteors fall from the sky into their lands, an earthquake too, and a major barbarian tribe that he puts down. (Told you I would!)
Siam-Expands economy and borders.
Sinhala-NMR, expands borders and banks jack.
Sumeria-Expands southward, meeting the borders of the Arabs and Egypt. Invents Bronze technology!
Te-Reo-Expands vigorously and banks jack.
Yahkma-Expands borders and economy.

UPDATE IN 24 HOURS!
Unless, of course, I get all the orders in sooner, like I did this morning. Then update will come sooner!
Stories and orders...

Don't spend money on culture! It won't gain you anything! (Tyrion, I banked that jack you tried spending on culture)

Culture raises solely on stories.

 

[Amon Savag]

Egypt has contact with arabs, rome, Sumeria, and Carthage
Carthage has contact with Egypt, Rome, and Alderia
Alderia has contact with Egypt and Rome
Rome has contact with Egypt, Alderia, Germania, and Carthage
Sumeria has contact with Arabs and Egypt
Arabs have contact with Sumeria and Egypt
Germania has contact with Rome
Han empire and Gojoseon have contacted eachother, too.

 

[dldnjstjr]

To: Han Empire
From: Gojoseon

We propose a NAP and trade agreement, which will allow both our nations to grow.




Orders:
-Spend 1 Jack on Army
-Spend 1 Jack on domesticating livestocks: cows, pigs, horses, chickens, etc. Also use them for farming and transportation (horses and cows).
-Expand: take over rest of Korean Peninsula, and go north too.
-Set up a more structured government system.
-Army will, after expanding enough, help the peasants to farm and stuff. Navy will secure trade routes.

 

[Masada]

Orders: Buy 1 army and 1 navy...

And terrorise people!

 

[Ace of Gold]

Spoiler :

Louisiana /Churchill 25-
Absolute Monarchy
Age:Stone
Color: Royal Blue
Economy:Growing 2/0
Army:1(Stone age)1(UU)
Navy:1(Stone age)
Sciences:2
Culture:1
UU:Explorer-Can expand easier into unclaimed lands.

Orders Louisiana

buy 2 armys, send them north to take barbarian lands and bring back slaves

Use my explorer to expand west at a fast pace

Start wonder "The French Quarter"
+ economy

 

[Icekommander]

Expand, Update army to bronze and and buy a new division

 

[conehead234]

Germanica/conehead234
Absolute Monarchy
Age:Stone
Color: Green
Economy:Growing 2/0
Army:3(Stone age)
Navy:1(Stone age)
Sciences:1
Culture:2

1 jack into navy

1 jack into sciences, invent cool stuff, like awesome beer

Using 1 navy and 2 armies, expand along the eastern coast of England and inland. Ravage those barbarians, enslave them they don't surrender.

Using 1 navy and 1 army, expand into Normandy and northern France, also take those islands around sweden by denmark.

Start wonder: German Beer: (makes awesome beer, and ups my culture by 1)
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Con von Head VI disembarked his ship into the land he now calls Eng von land. And laid his eyes on an English women. Good god, Con von Head cried out, this women is hideous, all these english women are hideous. They all have ugly teeth, talk funny and smell. My beautiful blonde german brides are much better looking than you. Now go make me some food.

The English women brought Con von Head a plate of something these English called fish and chips. Con von Head took one bite, and spit it out. Woman this is horrible, what is this rotten thing you call food. Is this the best you can make. Sorry sir, she said, it is the only food we are known for. Well said Con Von Head, it is determined. Your culture is inferior to us Germans. Are women are better and our food is better, and your beer tastes like piss.

Con Von Head turned to his generals, remove these inferior people from my island, and populate the island with Germans. . The women was immediately seized and enslave, Con von Head grinned.

 

[Nuka-sama]

Gojoseon, reply to PM would be sweet

 

[Amon Savag]

Siam/Amon Savag
Despotism
Age:Stone
Color: . .. .. .. . green
Economy:Growing 2/0
Army:1(Stone age)
Navy:1(Stone age)
Sciences:2
Culture:0

Spending:
Grow army by 2 divisions

Expansion:
Expand east and west.

Story:

The great Ballsknocker dynasty of Siam had encorporated many of the surrounding tribes into their civilization.... BUTT! That was not the end of it! Siam was to become huge, and, myself willing, the rulers of the world! First thing to do was to increase the size of the army. So... Kilij Ballsknocker III went about taking artisans and priests who were sitting around doing nothing except making fancy crap, and worshipping gods like a bunch of nut jobs, and made them serve in his army.

These artisans and priests, who were made to join the army gave his army a new style... One of craftsmanship in weapons, and religious zeal in battle. Kilij Ballsknocker III tested his new army out in some field in the east, and whupped the crap out of some barbarian wussies. He was very happy that his army could beat another.

He then went on a very ambitious campaign to expand the borders of Siam, so that wherever the world stretched, the Ballsknockers would have a claim. Siam pwnt so much durring his reign that they ended up worshipping his scepter. The Sacred Scepter of the Ballsknocker! All hail, or get PWNT BAD!

 

[Sheep]

Organised tribes had been found... The Egyptians to the west and the Sumerians to the north-east. Both needed to be contacted... The Sultant sent out the emissaries as soon as the peperations were made to do so.

To Egypt
From the Arab Confederation

Greetings neighbours. We would like to sign a NAP with your great nation.

To Sumeria
From the Arab Confederation

Greetings neighbours. We would like to sign a NAP with your great nation, and at the same time ensure that no more Arab land is to fall to Sumer or vice-a-versa. We thus pledge that so long as Sumeria halts all southern expansion, we will halt all northern expansion.