ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

[Amon Savag]

Go ahead and send orders ASAP. No way I could get less orders than I did for this update, and I'm like 2 days late or something. So I say screw it. If there's going to be a small cult following, let there be a small cult following who gets a crapload of updates. Who's with me?

 

[Ninja Dude]

Why do you keep saying "Harappa gives back land and signs peace"? Are you just copying and pasteing from past updates? And are you actually using my orders?

 

[Ace of Gold]

continue wonder
disband my navy (makes my maintenance 2 istead of 3)
draft
orders, buy 3 bronze age troops
all out against the soup eaters


Story
the king watched the beheading of the pale northeners. Everyone in Louisiana hated them. Everyone. Now the king wanted to kill as many of those scum as possible. They dont deserve to live on this clean earth, they deserve to die in hell, so thats whats going to happen. He smiled as the heads flew off and the pale sick blood poured down. Minnisota has no idea whats coming.

 

[Amon Savag]

Hahahaha... yes I am using your orders. I'm sorry I don't update the update post, for some reason. You can see that your borders have expanded northward and your economy has been spent according to the will of the Ninja Dude.

 

[Tyrion]

To Yakhma
From Aztexas:

if you leave us be we will allow you to hold on to the land you have stolen from us. We are sure you will have matters to worry about in the south soon enough.

 

[Tyrion]

Aztexas/Tyrion
Despotism
Age:Classical age
Color: Dark Green
Economy:Stable 2/1(-2 upkeep)
Army:11(Classical age)
Navy:0(Classical age)
Sciences:2
Culture:4

orders:

kill lousianans, crush burn rape pillage plunder and eat if need be but drive them north slaughtering all we find and using their women as pincushions for our man bits!

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Sumeria/D'artagnan
Federal Tribal Absolute Monarchy
Age:Classical age
Color: Light Blue
Economy:Recovered 4/0 (-1 upkeep)
Army:5(Immortals)
Navy:2(Classical age)
Science:4
Culture:9
UU:Immortals(Still have much training as Vultures, but with swords)1 jack per unit
Wonders:Sumerian Irigation system(+Economy)[COMPLETE!]Ziggurat(+Culture)[Completed]Library of Annunaki(2 Science per jack)[7/14] (You forgot two turns)

4 Jack on Economy.

 

[Icekommander]

Yahkma: Spend my Two Jacks on New divisions. Then go on an all out attack against the Aztexas. Take large amounts of those cannablistics slaves-to-be and capture and enslave them, try to avoid killing, but if nessicary do it.

I totally hd my orders! *sigh* Oh well. New ones a coming.

 

[Icekommander]

Yahkma:

Use all five Jack to Improve my economy. After centuries at war, the Yahkman King throws the nation into a frenzy of resortration including roads, buildings, docks and whatever else is needed.

To Aztexas
From Yahkma

You Northerners fight well. We shall give you peace at current borders.

 

[Matt0088]

Well I'm screwed.

Spoiler STATS :

Englesh/Matt0088
Monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Green
Economy:Unstable 1/0
Army:2(Bronze age)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Sciences:0
Culture:2

Spoiler Orders :

- Buy 1 navy and have all navies go out and try to destroy any germany navies as the are being built or through better Englesh seamenship.
- Try to expand the rebellion and recruit more navies from the local peoples and fishers and from the barbarians, or whats left of them from many centuries ago.
- Start a wonder, "Englend always has more navies"(++navies) or whatever will get me some navies by next turn of 2 turns from now.

 

[Amon Savag]

Where were your orders, Icekommander? If you can show me which post, I will make it up to you.

 

[Ninja Dude]

To: Capi'latsu and Sinhala
From: Harappa
We propose an alliance of defensive nature to both of you, so that we can better defend ourselves from the barbarians of this world. We would also like to propose the joint project of making a huge fortress at the meeting point of our borders. It will be owned by all three of us, and will be a great place to make a last stand if we need to.

What say you two mighty empires?

 

[Crezth]

Go ahead and send orders ASAP. No way I could get less orders than I did for this update, and I'm like 2 days late or something. So I say screw it. If there's going to be a small cult following, let there be a small cult following who gets a crapload of updates. Who's with me?

Hear hear! I'm nothing if not a cultist.

Why do you keep saying "Harappa gives back land and signs peace"? Are you just copying and pasteing from past updates? And are you actually using my orders?

This. It gets very tiring seeing myself defeat the Hittites the same way for 300 years.

Spoiler :

Russia/Crezth
Despotism
Age:Bronze
Color: Maroon
Economy:Grown 4/0(-1 upkeep)
Army:3(Bronze age)3(Bear Cavalry)
Navy:3(Bronze age)
Sciences:0
Culture:9
UU:Bear Cavalry: Aggressive and dangerous units, can consume the flesh of fallen enemies to become sated. Perform exceedingly well in cold climates and forest regions; not so much in warmer areas.(1 jack per division)
Wonders:Russian Vodka (+military might+Culture)[Complete]The Kremlin(+economy, +expansive capabilities, armies upgrade at half price)[5/13]

ORDERS-

Spend 2 jack on sciences, spend 1 jack on growing ye olde economy even further.

Expand into Scandinavia as far as we can, with any luck finishing Finland and the northern half of Norway. Simultaneously, finish closing the eastern gap with that ugly looking dead brown country.

Finally, I was wondering if I might tweak the Kremlin? I'm not even halfway done yet and frankly I'm second-guessing some of the usefulness of its peripheries. Could I replace "+expansive capabilities" ( because in 8 turns I won't need to do much expanding) with "+attrition for enemy armies?" Thanks. Oh, and continue working on the Kremlin by the way.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Wow. Just wow.

Guess what? I had no homework last night, so I decided to go and write up a few chapters of the Arab War. I had even gotten through the Siege of Mecca and even got to the killing of Osman. Guess what happened?

My dad decides that HIS computer is slow and needs MINE to shut down. First of all, when the hell did my computer ever relate to his slowing down? I decide to put up a fight.

"I still have important things to save. Please just let me save them."

"No. I need to shut it down NOW. I have work to do."

"You know what? Saving these files REALLY is no big deal and won't get in the way of your work."

"NO. My computer is slow. You need to shut yours down so you can shut mine down."

"I need to save these files. It'll only take a-"

He hits the power button. All files are lost, including those five chapters that I completed on the Arab War.

I'm really pissed now. I worked day and night over this and my dad just deletes them because he's too goddamn stupid to realize that my computer has nothing to do with his computer's speed.

 

[conehead234]

OOC: Orders PMed, this is war Eng von landers.

 

[Ninja Dude]

Harappa Orders:
BANK ALL JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Condor_green]

orders

Expand along all nearby rivers

continue moving cultists east to convince the natives to join

Begin wonder Cultist's Pantheon= increases attack of the blood Cultists by sending them into a Beserking state during battles spend 4 jack to see completed

Train 2 infantry

 

[Amon Savag]

The gods formally request the forgiveness of both Harappa and Russia for not making their text in the meat and potatoes part of the update updated.

 

[Ninja Dude]

The Super Secret Council of Darkness, ruling Government of Harappa forgives the gods.

 

[dldnjstjr]

For the third time: Dear god, please go back in time and check Gojoseon's orders from last turn.