Beat the Comment Above You

[Save_Ferris]

This is a forum game similar to Beat the Pic Above You. Posts will read like this:

Spoiler example :

Poster A: I have over 1000 posts.
Poster B: I have 1000 posts in one subforum.
Poster C: I created a subforum.
etc...

NickyJ, I have changed the rules. You must use the banana smiley in every post.
Just kidding.
The 2-post rule will be enforced. I'll start:

I created a thread today.

 

[Skwink]

I have almost 3000 posts.

 

[Nuka-sama]

I have over 6,000 posts

 

[NickyJ]

If you triple my number of posts, I have 257 more posts than the above poster.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I have more posts per day.

Also, you can make up crap.

 

[Skwink]

I can build crap.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I can manipulate crap to do my bidding.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I can manipulate Cow crap to do my bidding

 

[Nuka-sama]

I can throw bull crap at Yoshiegg737

 

[NickyJ]

I don't commonly use words like [c-word]. (It's true.)

 

[Save_Ferris]

I barely use bad words at all.
Online.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I do.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I only use really bad words at Nuclear Kid

 

[NickyJ]

I only use bad words at myself.

 

[Red_Spy]

I only use knives.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I also use knives...

For spreading butter.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I also use knives...

For spreading butter.

I can't stand it when people butter the bread/toast unevenly.

 

[W|M]

I spread my butter so evenly, downtown becomes extremely impressed.

 

[NickyJ]

I spread mayonnaise better than any of you could!

 

[Red_Spy]

I am Cthulhu, I win everything.