Best greek-themed movie

[Traitorfish]

300 was awesome. Troy was good. Alexander was gay (also it had a slow pace which I disliked). I've never seen Kings of Mykonos.

Well, of course it was gay. You'd have a hard time chronicling the life of a homosexual man without it being gay. You may as well observe that Wilde was "gay", or that Terminator "had robots". I mean, really, use your head.

 

[Serutan]

The Guns of Navarrone

 

[Lillefix]

The Guns of Navarrone

How could I forget?

 

[Puck Nutty]

I've never seen Alexander, but I haven't heard many good things.

Rosario Dawson has a huge rack, and you get to see it. Other than that...

 

[Lord Baal]

The majority of the war was naval skirmishes against the Peloponnese peninsula. It wouldn't make a good movie. The one moment of critical action was the Sicilian expedition, which had an anti-climactic conclusion.

If anything, it would be a TV show, and it would be something like Deep Space Nine, I think.

I'd prefer this, but look how they messed up Rome. A longish movie is the best we're likely to get.