Best method to flush $425 away.

[The Yankee]

Too bad those aren't gold bullets.

 

[Rambuchan]

I would think it easier to just insert $425 and flush . . .

True, but you don't get a gold ring that way.

I knew your colon was full of gas but enough to cause fusion? That's crazy! You should see a doctor.

I always told you I was hawt.

 

[Jawz II]

If I saw someone buy these, I would have to kick their ass.

 

[Brighteye]

True, but you don't get a gold ring that way.

I always told you I was hawt.

Now you just need to find a woman who'll put your gold ring around her finger. Or do you prefer to wear your rings yourself?

I suppose you could always keep it just for display purposes?