I got it! I've successfully imported the BTS XML data for Events. I have added functionality for the creation of 510 events. I could, at a later time, increase the functionality to a seemingly infinite number (81,000+) but I don't really think that will be necessary.
Shortly, I will have Version 1.2 up and going. This version will allow people to take the BTS data for Events, Text, and Event Triggers and tweak it (or add to it) to their hearts content. There is no Import functionality as of yet; that would be rather complicated. However, like I said, the BTS data for the 3.13 no bug version is uploaded.
Is anyone else excited!?