Biblical Curse Generator

[Dr. Yoshi]

Take heed, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will crash the king's best-loved chariot!

Curse Generator

 

[Maniacal]

Listen, O ye incompetent tax-collector, for you will be taunted by the king's concubines!
I hope you will fall under a speeding chariot, O ye irritating inhabitant of Gath!

 

[Quentin]

Gets repetitive really quickly. Nice, but fails to deliver.

 

[philippe]

May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou wolf in sheep's clothing!

 

[Cuivienen]

Woe unto thee, thou babbling Assyrian, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!

 

[Dabomb18359]

Harken, thou son of a Philistine, for you will beget difficult teenagers!

 

[YNCS]

Listen, O thou bull of Bashan, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!

 

[Swiss Bezerker]

O that thou wouldest have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, O ye lazy Babylonian!

 

[Gr3yL3gion]

I pray thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, thou irritating inhabitant of Gath!

 

[WickedSmurf]

Thou shalt be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, thou exceedingly foolish virgin!

w00t?

 

[Hundegesicht]

Listen, O thou child of Jezebel, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

Hot damn, I gotta try some of these in r/l.

 

[jguy100]

Hear this, O ye sad Pharisee, for you will accidentally insult Goliath!
But then you would only need a sling-shot...

 

[Shylock]

O that thou wouldest be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions, O ye who art a byword for idiocy!

I shall throweth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch into the Den of Lions!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Hear this, O ye creature of the pit, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!

Listen, thou babbling Assyrian, for you will be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts!

 

[King Alexander]

May you be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts, O thou son of thunder!

 

[King Alexander]

Woe unto thee, O thou creature of the pit, for you will be turned into a pillar of salt!

 

[Rambuchan]

"Hear this, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!"

Love the italics

 

[King Alexander]

Behold, thou shalt be whipped with a thousand scorpions, thou sulphurous nonentity!

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

Woe unto thee, thou lazy Babylonian, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!

HEY! i am NOT babylonian!

 

[Rambuchan]

"sulphurous nonentity"