Biblical Curse Generator

Perfection · Jul 17, 2005

O that thou wouldest crash the king's best-loved chariot, O ye wolf in sheep's clothing!

Rambuchan · Jul 17, 2005

Perfection said:
O that thou wouldest crash the king's best-loved chariot, O ye wolf in sheep's clothing!

Man that is sooo Old Testament. :shakehead

"Behold, thou shalt be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions, O ye Amalekite dog!"

blindside · Jul 17, 2005

Woe unto thee, thou denizen of the underworld, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

Rambuchan · Jul 18, 2005

blindside said:
Woe unto thee, thou denizen of the underworld, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

Sounds like something for the Yo Mama thread :lol:

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"Hear this, thou son of a Philistine, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!"

Japanrocks12 · Jul 18, 2005

Thou shalt see your pomegranates wither, O ye incompetent tax-collector!

Perfection · Jul 18, 2005

Woe unto thee, thou son of a Philistine, for you will be taunted by the king's concubines!

Rambuchan · Jul 19, 2005

"Take heed, O thou son of thunder, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!"

:rotfl:

Japanrocks12 · Jul 19, 2005

THAT is the best one, no doubt.