I settled on the plains hill 2W, and used the starting gold to buy two workers. I had hoped to buy an instant settler too, but it turned out 500 gold wasn’t enough to pay for two workers AND a settler, so I settled for using the rest of the gold to pay for quite a few turns of 100% research. I also went into emancipation straight away.
On balance I suspect the plains hill was a mistake – since if I’m buying the first worker anyway, it loses its main advantage of the quicker start.
Humbaba explored while the capital pumped out a few settlers. It was so tempting to try and steal AI workers, but I resisted – not knowing what gifts swede had given the AI and not wishing to lose Humbaba to some modern armour or something within the first 10 turns! The mystery was revealed fairly soon when I spotted RussoHumbaba – which presumably meant all the AIs had one.
Since happy resources were in short supply, I Oracle’d code of laws – sometime around 1500AD, in a coastal city to the East. And I pondered the fundamental problem: How do you go to war and gain an advantage when your biggest weapon (Humbaba) is so powerful that you can’t risk losing it? It’s like a Civ version of cold-war mutally-assured-destruction. Except I had a strong suspicion the AIs were probably not going to play by the rules the way leaders like Carter and Brezhnev did.
Genghis Khan provided the first break, when he suddenly declared war on the Romans. Yes! Dogpile! Unfortunately, before I had time to act, Asoka declared war too. On me.

There was an Indian city right next to my northern border, in which were stationed the Indian Humbaba along with what was clearly a growing invasion army of axes and swords. Worse, Saladin was in ‘enough on our hands’ mode and I could see his Humbaba with a stack in a city just off my Western borders.
What to do? I decided the best thing was to hope that Indo-Humbaba would remain in the border city and see if I could sneak my Humbaba round with a force to take India’s capital – which should end the war. But it was not to be. Before I had assembled a big enough force, the Indian stack moved. Humbaba plus 4-5 axes and swords headed for my 2nd city, just East of the starting area. More

I rapidly filled the city with every melee unit I could find in the hope it would somehow hold out, while keeping my Humbaba just out of range for safety.
The AI did exactly what I would have done – attacked the city with his Humbaba and then, on the back of the collateral damage, his swordsmen were able to destroy several of my defenders. But – wait! his Humbaba sustained damage in the attack… Down from 26 strength to 21. It meant my Humbaba now had a 94% chance of attacking and surviving. It was surely the best chance I was going to get, and I took it. Failure here and it’d be effectively game over. But it worked.

Some swordsmen to finish the job off, and India now had no Humbaba!
After that it was obviously a fairly easy task to raze the city on my borders and then take Delhi, leaving India with just one city to the NorthEast. I was tempted to press on, but I was worried: Saladin was still in ‘enough on our hands’ mode and the Indian war meant my forces were a long way from where Saladin would attack. Besides, Mongolia and Rome were still locked in battle on my Western borders, and my exploration of Roman territory revealed no sign of a Roman Humbaba anywhere. Presumably, destroyed by the Mongol one. The chance to capture some Roman cities cheap seemed too good to pass up. So, reluctantly, I allowed Asoka to live.
I figured the best thing was to attack the Roman city closest to the Arabian forces. That way, if the worst happened on the Arabian border, Humbaba wouldn’t be too far away…
This didn’t go to plan either, mainly because it turned out that Caesar might not have a Humbaba any more, but he did had millions of troops. Praetorians. Everywhere. And as soon as I declared war, they seemed to be everywhere
in my territory! So much for a cheap city capture.
And then Saladin moved. His Humbaba. Into my territory. Without. Declaring. War. Uh???? Oh. It looks like India is his target. Phew! Lucky I did let Asoka live!
So that’s me at 1AD (map is from 150 BC, just before the Roman war). Humbaba is rushing around frantically trying to remove Praetorians from where they shouldn’t be. I have 6 cities, which is not exactly brilliant at 0AD. I’m sure Rusten or someone will be along soon to tell of his 20 cities at 1AD

But hey, it’s immortal level and I’m still alive! 150BC stats were 47 pop in the 6 cities, and sustainable 148bpt @60% science (thanks, 4000BC emancipation!). Civil service is in, and 2 turns from machinery.