[Brazen Assumptions and Rampant Speculation]

[tonikas]

[suggests Civilization 5 should be like Civ1 altough has never played Civ1]

[tells rumours that hexes will be replaced with circles because they look the same]

[responds to post not in this thread and not even about Civ]

[gets mad when people call him a noob because he doesn't have as many posts as they do]

 

[Takhisis]

[takes pride on being around before anyone else as claims to be in 6th decade of life]

[call above poster noob as self's postcount is reaching three digits]

[point at flaw in post #26's reasoning and use it as excuse to cast aspersions on family of #26 poster]

[grumble at everyone for not being 'true civ fans']

 

[Hypernova]

[gets annoyed at how "tiring" and "stupid" the whole thread is, raising the question as to why I've read this far and have posted]
[gets embarrassed when realising that thread's kinda old after posting]

 

[Izmir Stinger]

[Shamelessly bump thread after interest in it has clearly flagged]

[Attempt convoluted reinterpretation of statements made in original post so that they seem not to be contradicted by new information released in the meantime] {optional: claim to have known the game would be as described in newer press releases all along}

 

[MatrixTheKitty]

[Assertion that Civ 5 is the best game ever.]

[Swearing that user has seen a similar thread somewhere.]

 

[r_rolo1]

[Place a Necro card image]

 

[Izmir Stinger]

[Assert that 6 days without replies does not constitute necro]

[miscellaneous flames]

 

[Tlalynet]

[Claim this is the best thread ever, demand sticky so that it never falls down the list again]

 

[Padje Dog]

I have heard that Civ 5 has been scheduled for release when the new XBox 720 is released and Civ 5 will be the flagship release product.

 

[Wonderblunder]

[Scoff at the thought of this thread being stickied, saying that this is the worst thread in the entire world, since you are obviously smarter than every one in Civfanatics. Then you post saying you like peanut butter and Hello Ponies]

[Call everybody idiots, then start babbling on about an unrelated topic, saying that Sid Meier never actually made Civ I]

[Give a long explanation on why your opinion is right and then resort to name calling]

[USECAPSLOCKANDSTOPPRESSINGTHESPACEBARTOEMPHASISYOURPOINT]

[Scoff at {User name} for calling you names, proving that you are intellectually superior.]

[Emphasis your point by posting 100 smilies that show your feelings of the {imaginery fact}]

[The user that you scoffed at, to prove their point is more important, posts 101 smilies]

[Edit a mistake you made on a post you posted 3 days ago, realizing that you already look like an idiot]

 

[r_rolo1]

[Remember previous poster that CFC has a 20 smilie per post limit]

[Rant something about this being a dumbed down version of CivRev]

 

[tonikas]

[Wonder why noone is posting in this thread]

[Make a plan to post here every day to stop this thread from falling down the list]

 

[Tlalynet]

[Ask what that plan is, unknowingly contribute to said plan]

 

[Michigamer]

[Arrive late for the joke, wish I was in on it earlier, wonder if anyone will post after this one]

 

[thungrim]

[ repeat of previous 5 pages worth of posts from a user who hasn't read past halfway through page 1 ]