Brit vs US

[FriendlyFire]

LMAO !

Subject: glasgow v america

If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow Eyewitness
accounts.

America:”Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i
just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to
me”

Glasgow “Bawbag wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a
good boot, then decked him”

America:” I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get
home, I thought i was gonna die”

Glasgow:” here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin’ plane!”

America:” there was pandemonium, people were running in all
directions, we didn’t know what was happening thought i was gonna die”

Glasgow:”F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in”

America:” We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas
canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were
gonna die, I just ran for my life”

Glasgow:”a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty
couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave
him a good boot to the baws”

America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought
i was gonna die”

Glasgow:” There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a
fire it wis like that”

America:” I’m too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die”

Glasgow “here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am
gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it”

& finally, two quotes from an eye-witness……… John Smeaton (these are
real)

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news. The interviewer
asked “What message do you have for the bombers” - he replied “This is
Glasgow we’ll just set aboot you”

John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy
and he said “me and other folk were just tryin to get the boot in and
some other guy banjoed him” !

 

[Gaius Octavius]

You, good sir, obviously know nothing about Southern Americans.

 

[Swedishguy]

Are we talking about North America + South America or just Yankland (AKA the United States)?

 

[Jawz II]

That scottish speak reminds me of the way Cartman pronounces words.

 

[The Yankee]

Are we talking about North America + South America or just Yankland (AKA the United States)?

I take it that it's meant to be the Yankee Country.

 

[ParkCungHee]

Silly Europeans, only the Northeast is "Yanks".

 

[sysyphus]

You're all Yanks to the rest of us.

 

[DBear]

California is not America

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Canada would happily take the entire West Coast off your hands, but they don't seem really want that.

 

[Gaius Octavius]

 

[sirtommygunn]

so true

 

[Jawz II]

You know, I have lost track of how many "at that point, I was sure I was gonna die"s from americans on TV-shows.

Maybe Ive been watching too many "worlds most amazing videos" and that kinda crap shows.