BlueLikeYou said:
I doubt a separate rants forum would solve anything...wouldn't people go in there just to tell people to stop complaining?
After all, people come into this thread just to tell people to stop complaining...and its pretty clear from the title what you're going to find in here.
I just want to play the game. Just tried again and it crashed in under a minute. The fact that there is a patch coming is an indication that there are problems with the software...I don't know why people continue to insist it must be a hardware problem.
You go it. I don't think there's a need for a complainer's forum, as the non-complainers already seem to have a kingdom all their own. Read on. It's called Happy Valley.
Storyteller
Once upon a time, long, long ago, there lay in a valley far, far away in the mountains the most contented kingdom the world has ever known. It was called Happy Valley, and it was ruled over by a wise old king called Otto. And all his subjects flourished and were happy, and there were no discontents or grumblers, because wise King Otto had had them all put to death, along with the trade union leaders, many years before. And all the happy folk of Happy Valley sang and danced all day long, and anyone who was for any reason miserable or unhappy or who had any difficult personal problem was prosecuted under the Happiness Act.
Prosecution
Caspar Schlitz, I put it to you that you were, on February 5th this year, very depressed with malice aforethought, and did moan quietly, contrary to the Cheerful Noises Act.
Schlitz
I did.
Defence
May I just explain, m'lud, that the reason for my client's behaviour was that his wife had just died that morning.
All except the accused laugh uproariously.
Judge
Members of the jury, have you reached your verdict?
Foreman
Guilty. [All laugh again.]
Judge
[donning red nose] I hereby sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up. [All laugh.]