C3c Pbem: "beantown" Mesopotania (newbees)

Looks like I'll be away for about a week or so as of tomorrow AM. Rats. :( Maybe I can get back for a couple of turns at some point next week but I can't count on it. Sorry about the delays here, hopefully I'll be back to normal after this. Well... as normal as I can possibly be anyway.
 
Just letting you all know I'll be back at it again Wednesday. Sorry again for the delays here, had to stay on the road even longer than I thought. But this is the last trip I'm taking for a while, I promise!
 
Now I've got pesky barbs too. You didn't actually send them my way, did you? I was just kidding!

On to Snipelfritz.
 
After a quick turn 90 years back in time, the Hittites are back on track and happy to report the secret time capsule has been shipped to the Egyptians.
 
Heeray Horah ! War has been declared on Hittites

A magnificient WAR to avenge the intrusion of Hittite settlers has begun.

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The battle focuses on Malatya. Bowman capture a Hittite worker and sent him to Nippur to clean the latrines.

Meanwhile near the Phoenician city of Acco a Hittite warrior squatting on a hill taking a ****e was surprised mid wipe of his hairy ass .

Loss report: 1 worker, 1 warrior
 
Having not seen first hand the supposed Babylonian incursion except through red propoganda, the Hittite State Department will not issue an official response at this time.

But diplomacy aside, King Spike-it has to wonder what hashish the babs have been smoking? If settler intrusion is settling a city in open land with no nearby cities, while the Babs can just plant Nippur a hill away from Malatya, then intrude we did. :crazyeye: But if that is the case, I fear the Babs may determine that Egyptian and Myceneans have intruded as well, because, well, darn, thems there are Babylonian lands! Never mind the Babs close by neighbors who have to be wondering if a stack of these pesky warrior folk are going to turn their way next. :rolleyes:

Regardless, if the red papers hold any amount of truth to them, we fear the town of Malatya may be a lost cause. For now.
 
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