Can i keep my signature?

Can i keep it?...

  • Yes,you can keep it.

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • No, you cant.

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • No,im a victorian lady and your extensive signature is rude!!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, it is just too large.

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • No, it is in spanish.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, Its is in Spanish, Fidel Castro speaks spanish, so you are an evil communist.

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • No, it is wrong to have a signature that is larger than your posts.

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Yes.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes, because we are more liberal than in Apolyton.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes, because i dont care and it doesnt make me feel offended.

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • Yes, it is in spanish, Jennifer Lopez speaks spanish and she is hot

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • Banana split

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bananas.

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • You have to ask this to ThunderFall.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
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Oct 24, 2001
I had some troubles in apolyton because they told me that it was too extensive. :cry:
Can i keep it here?
;) :goodjob: :(

See the signature below.
Please vote, i want to see what other people thinks about this, if the negative votes win i will pulverize my signature.
Its eight lines too long...

You will probably be able to keep it but the typical limit on the length of a sig is five lines.
five lines, maybe if you reduce the type size.
Too long, and not many people will get it.

Plus the wonderful option: Spanish = Fidel Castro speaks it = therefore, you are an evil communist:D :lol:
Devil bunnies! I snort the nose Lucifer! Banana! Banana!
At first I was going to vote "No, you dirty rotten pinko commie bastard" but then I realized how funny of an option that was, and the person who came up with it deserves to have a long sig.

So I voted for Commie bashing (couldn't resist), but I think you should keep the sig :goodjob:
Those who voted no are so conservative that they make Margaret Tatcher look like a Las Vegas stripper.:mad:
Time for Thunderfall to post his checklist, which includes several options for this situation.
hehe... opportunities like this are hard to come by. How can I let it go? ;) Just a few checks...


[X] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Anonymous remailer
[ ] Cretin
[ ] Kook
[ ] Troller
[ ] Idiot
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Fiend
[X] Waster of bandwidth
[ ] Tool
[ ] Evolutionary Dead End
[ ] WaReZdOOd
[ ] Wannabe-forum.mod
[ ] Luser
[ ] AOLer/Web TVer
[ ] Pervert
[ ] DL
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Scientologist
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

You are being flamed because

[ ] You are an AOLer
[ ] You posted in ALL CAPS
[X] You cannot recognize sarcasm
[ ] You started a flamewar
[ ] You volunteered to be a mod
[ ] You are a troller
[ ] You are a rebel
[ ] You were unable to take a joke.
[ ] You quoted an entire message in your reply of 0 LINES
[X] Your signature is more than 5 lines
[ ] You requested warez
[ ] You defended a WaReZdOOd
[ ] You demanded custom avatars
[ ] You insulted Firaxians
[X] Your sig is longer than your response
[ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPs
[ ] You replied to yourself in a lame attempt to make it look like someone agrees with you.
[ ] ... and you screwed up in the process.
[ ] You flamed someone who has been around far longer than you.
[X] You flamed someone who is far more intelligent and witty than you.
[ ] You flamed someone for a spelling error.
[ ] ... and you misspelled something in the process
[ ] You suck
[ ] You posted the same message to far too many forums
[ ] You repeat the same thing far too often
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You only have smilies in your post
[ ] You are a spammer
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X ] You have failed to understand
[X] ... the subject of discussion
[X] ... purpose of the forum
[X] ... the purpose of this community
[X] You have, quite simply, fail to understand.
[ ] Are not funny OR clever
[ ] Are too young/******ed to be posting to forum
[ ] Are desperate for attention
[ ] I just don't like you
[X] You have no grasp of the intricate nature of the English language.
[X] Any of these things has been pointed out to you before.

To repent you must

[ ] Give up your AOL account
[X] Read the forum rules
[ ] Buy a legitimate copy of all your pirated junk
[ ] Learn to turn off the CAPS LOCK before you type
[ ] Go hide under a Bridge. If you do not have a bridge, we can sell you
one named Brooklyn
[ ] Type format c: /u/y at your nearest DOS prompt
[ ] Go find a hose
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Understand not everyone can be mods
[ ] Go to the top of the CN Tower and attempt to defy gravity
[ ] Eat your modem
[X] Give up your browser
[X] Fix your signature
[ ] See how long it takes to fall down the Grand Canyon
[ ] Shove a Cinnabon into your computer. Without replacing the case, ground
yourself to the Power Supply and turn computer on
[ ] Don't bother getting a new account when this one is pulled
[ ] Hit your head hard against the nearest wall.
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In closing, I would like to say

[ ] AOL sucks!
[ ] FOAD
[ ] The number of lines to your actual response, is equivalent to the square
of your IQ.
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Buy your own software
[X] I pity your dog
[ ] Go back to your little Nintendo, assmunch.
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Respect my AUTHORITA!
[ ] Stop dreaming!
[ ] Learn to read headers!
[ ] CAPS LOCK! It's on the left!
[ ] Die, spammer!
[X] Get a clue!
[X] Read the rules!
[ ] Go away!

This flame is brought to you by the star Polaris, the Square Root of Two, a bottle of tomato juice and the guy who lives in our garden and eats all our flowers.


To make text the smallest you can use the [ size=1 ]{your text here}[ /size ] tags (No spaces between the [ or it won't work.)

PS-ish: I just need to know some things: Whats a Kook? A Lamer? A Tool?
TF, I don't want to receive one of those form, but the guy is a member since october 2001 and has 176 posts, so he's not really a clueless newbie :rolleyes:

And you forgot your classic "AOL sucks" at the end ;)

Edit : Also, can I borrow this form if I want to use it on the forum I moderate?
Moderator Action: by PH76: Sixchan, "Moderator Action" is for moderators only. Do not joke about it....ever.

Wow! Being red-penned by PH is almost as bad as being checklisted. Neither of those have ever happened to me.......
OK, now i have been publically humiliated by a mod and my taste in woman is sick.:scan:
Originally posted by rmsharpe

You just don't like her because she kicked your butt when you guys invaded the Falklands, which...aren't yours.

This is not the history forum rmshape:nono:
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