Caption Competition the III: Now with 20% more pictures

[aronnax]

Rules:
1) Post a caption to a stated picture
2) You can post as many captions as you want
3) Winner of the last round gets to pick the funniest caption after 10 captions or one day's passing or whichever comes first to decides who wins
4) Winner of the new round gets to either give it to open floor or post a picture and judge the next round
5) Rinse and repeat for effect.

New Pic:

 

[Zack]

Atheism gains a new convert.

 

[PeteAtoms]

Zidane, give me strength.

 

[mgsmuhammad]

Once again, he finds himself joyfully kneeling in front of hanging balls.

 

[choxorn]

Oh almighty God of Balls, please give me the power to touch Balls!

 

[PeteAtoms]

No Wilson! NOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[hell_hound]

Never pray for bigger balls.

 

[Zack]

And the keeper's prayer to have balls was answered, although he discovered God's sense of humor.

 

[KaiserElectric]

God didn't do it for the British, and he isn't going to do it for you.

 

[Double A]

"One, two, FIVE!"

 

[Zack]

The goalie grinned when he saw the porn on the ball.

 

[aronnax]

God didn't do it for the British, and he isn't going to do it for you.

You win money!

Your turn.

 

[choxorn]

What, we don't get a few runners up with THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON, and other than that, NOTHING?

 

[aronnax]

What, we don't get a few runners up with THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON, and other than that, NOTHING?

Oh alright then!

God didn't do it for the British, and he isn't going to do it for you.

And the keeper's prayer to have balls was answered, although he discovered God's sense of humor.

Oh almighty God of Balls, please give me the power to touch Balls!

 

[KaiserElectric]

Wow, didn't think I'd get that one.

Open floor!

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Caption it!

 

[Zack]

Leaked: Sarah Palin's baby pictures.

 

[W|M]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[choxorn]

I am king of flowers. OBEY ME.

 

[madviking]

Pictured: Something <chan of four> hasn't evoked rule 34 on. Yet.