To: The World
From: The Ural Federation
In the past weeks, we have been gathering evidence that there was some military activity occurring in eastern European countries. We did not know why they were doing. A few days ago, we have been receiving entire documents of evidence that all the countries of eastern Europe are relocating up to 80% of their military to the Ural Federation border. All of our satellites are closely watching the developing situation, which is getting increasingly dangerous every day. We have shown no aggression towards Eastern European nations. One day ago, we sent our best spies into the eastern European nations. When they returned, they brought shocking results along with them. Exactly one hour ago, a top-secret conference was held. Top Ural Federation officials and the spies participated in the gathering.
These are the declassified results of the investigation:
The following nations:
Ukraine
ASHR
EEC
Greece
Are preparing for a full-scale attack on the Ural Federation. All of the motives of this behavior are yet unknown, but these are some of them: the previously mentioned countries are feeling increasingly threatened by the Ural Federation expansion, and believe that they are the next targets of a military attack performed by the UF. The Ural Federation openly states, that it will only attack a country with a just reason, an example is Scandinavia. All of us know the facts, and the motives of the Scandinavian invasion. Because Eastern European nations have never before presented any aggression towards the Ural federation, the UF felt no need to attack the countries. Therefore, this reason or motive is incompatible with the reality of the facts. The other motive was that Ural Federation is attempting to seize some minor natural gas reserves in eastern European countries. This is utter nonsense. As everyone knows, the Ural Federation is currently the prime exporter of natural gas in the world. Why would the UF attempt an invasion in order to obtain some minor gas reserves? This claim is ultimately false. The third motive was that the Ural Federation will use the eastern European nations as a corridor to attack western countries. This is, once again, entirely false, because of the fact that the Ural federation has recently signed a pact with western European nation that it will not attempt any attack against countries west of Germany
The military units positioned along the border are very numerous, and they possibly consist of 80% of all the four countries’ armies combined. No naval or air action has been noticed so far.
Uraine, ASHR, EEC, and Greece, we see that that you want nothing but war, and that diplomacy will be inefficient in this case. US: we do not seek WW4 in the slightest, but if you interfere, then this will, I assure you, turn into World War 4. This conflict is strictly between eastern Europe and the Ural Federation. We will call our allies, like Germany, if there would be a problem, but we will do everything so that that will not happen. Eastern European nations: we can avert this war if you simply surrender and join the Ural Federation. You will live in a nation much, much, much better than the one you are living in now. If you want war, however, than war it shall be.
Answer by the end of today. If you don’t surrender today, the path to war is clear.