CarmenNES01: Space Colonization!!!

Dude-this is just a game, don't get to crazy about it. Your life does not depend on it.

How could you even think that I would help you with your invasion, after you just nearly destroying this NES. It was a joke, OK. Don't be that naive next time.
 
Filthy backstabbing scum.

*sob* i cant beleive i actually beleived you. *sob* I had these crazy nightmares about it, too. A russian flag impaling me 100s of times! 'Very disturbing' i can tell you.

How did i just enarly destroy this nes?
 
By your extremely poor 7 year old chat vocabulary. This is not IM, so write like you are actually serious. (not too serious though).
Russia is gone, its the Ural Federation-get that straight
 
Fine. I set up a new thread right now for 7-2, ok.

Wtas does the u.f. flag look like?
 
Oh yea, sorry for double posting. It's so annoying when the comp does this!

STory:


"Open up!" yelled Major Bwnage
A loud crash filled the air as Black ops division 6.2 broke into the house. Some thru the windows, some single dynamiting the back wall, etc.
“Where is all of em?”
“None ‘ere”
“You sure?”
“Yes, I’m sure.”
“Where is everyone?”
“That report pointed all fingers to this apartment. Where are all the Crimson Patriot Blakheads?”
“Crimson Patriot? I thought it was the Eye of God.”
“Darn! Who cares what they are! They’re terrorists, is what they are!”
“Major, what about the next house? Maybe they moved their operation?”
“He’s right, men. Stay alert.”
“I think that the terrorists have evacuated this house.”
“You think? You think? Newsflash, your thinking isn’t getting rid of these bugheads!”
“Major, look” Points to the other side of town thru binoculars. “I think that they are over there.”
“Why the hell do you think they’d be over there?”
“Cause, the address is the same over there as it is over here. Just the avenue is different.”
“Hmm. If you’re right, I’m going to personally shoot our informant.”

At the next house…

“C’mon men! We have a job to do! Open up, you dartheads!!”
“Major not opening…”
Blows the door open with a grenade.
“Who said it isn’t?”
“Lets bust em terrorists outta India!””
“Call Blk ops divion 6.3 now!”
“Y, major? There seems to be nobody—
CLAKCLAKCLAK
“They never learn, do they. Alright men. Listen.”
CLAKCLAKCLAK
”You 3 come with me. The other 5 stay here. Maintain positions. And whatever happens, don’t let them get out!”
“But—“
“No buts. Take the machine gun. Here we go, boys.”
“It’s been nice fighting with you, brwnheads.”
”Idiot! You @$$. No one is going to die, ok?”

Major and 3 others tiptoe down to the cellar.

“Boys, you see that trapdoor? Lob 3 grenades over there. 3 the other way.”
Static reporting in.
“Major, blk ops division 6.3 is here.”

“Good. Now on my signal, you guys and the other division go in blazing. We’ll shoot their feet, then bust out and dynamite the wall. On 3. 1, 2, 3 now brwnheads!!!”

“Paramedics, we need you here.”
“Roger that.”

Major gets out. And see one hell of a bloody mess.

“Alright boys, good job. No fatalities?”
“Nope”
“Job well done.”

“Oh, yea. Radio General Supr Pwnage, and tell him some good news. We now have a whole library of EoG information.”

And so, the fight against the EOG continues, with 18 more successful raids on their bases.
 
@carmen- It was just ridiculously improbable, that's all. Also, troops at sea aren't affected by Tsunamis, because they are only destructive in shallow, coastal waters.

Yes, take the example of the US 5th fleet near the end of WWII it was hit by not 1 but 2 tsunamis, and they lost very few ships, mostly destroyers due to the fact that they are light.

And subs are not affected mainly becuase they are under water, and tsunamis only affect the water at surface level, water under the surface is calm. Even if it was surfaced it still cannot 'ride' a tsunami it is almost impossible to do so.

But I am still glad to see the sub gone though. :D

Also where is the sub shipwrecked?
 
Wonders: Joay Gao da (Shanghai, Tallest structure in the world, means 'The Tallest')


UUs:

UN units (All): Only the UN can train them. The main differences are:
1. Training stays at Better, cannot fall or rise.
2. Transports hold 300 men.
3. They cost the same as generic units. (Normal units)

Gangsters: The Mafia's 'infantry', only a bit more like terrorists nowadays. They have been equipped with worse weapons, at the benefit of larger numbers and loyalty/confidence. Differences:
1. They cost 1 EP for 2,000.
2. They will almost never rise above Better, unless I'm in a good mood, or stories occur, or a random event.
3. The Mafia purchases all of its weapons and supplies over the black market, so it can 'build' anything even without having the required resources!

The Ta UUs:

Scouts: Replaces light UFOs. Look like Scouts from Starcraft.
1. Costs the same.
2. Better at Air to air attacks

Turkish Stealth Bombers: Faster, and have farther range. The cost stays the same. Range is from Istanbul to Moscow. 1 EP for 1.

Spanish Los Fantasmos: The Spanish US Navy SEALs, they carry specialized equipment. 1 EP for 2,000.

CA's Rudd Tanks: They have more mobility and a heavier turret than other tanks. 1 EP for 100. =QUOTE)

Hey carmen, wat about my tanks, the us copunter tetrrorism units, and the SAC stealth bombers. U nver included them.
 
Trade With you all! (N for Not possible or Not Diplomatically correct)

@ Carmen.... please send me profit statements from all acceopted nations!

USA
Canada
Arctic Union
Cuba
Mexico
Hispanic Union
Great United Kingdom (GUK)(N)
France
Germany
Ural Federation(N)
Ukraine (n)
Austria-Hungary-Slovakia Republics (AHSR)
Eastern European Coalition (EEC)
Greece
Spain
Luxemborgia
Portugal
Switzerland
China
India
Southeastern Asian Coalition (SEAC)
Japan
Indonesia-Guinea
Pakistan-Afghanistan (PA)(N)
Commonwealth Alliance (CA)
United Arab Patriots (UAP) (N)
Iran
Turkey
Brazil
South American Federation (SAF)
Guiana
South American Patriotic Front (SAPF) (N)
United African Partriotic Front Remnants (UAPF) (N)
North African Union
Egypt
East African Union (EAU)
Sudan (N)
South African Union (SAU)
Madagascar
Central Africa
West Africa(N)

Ready for a crap load of money!
 
Omg y does my comp keep doing thiss!!!!!

Yea carmen, how could that have happend? HUh? HUH??????HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH???????

OH yea, thanks Lord iggy and germanicus, for proving the point that i made to carmen over the phone.
 
Omg y does my comp keep doing thiss!!!!!

Yea carmen, how could that have happend? HUh? HUH??????HUH???????

OH yea, thanks Lord iggy and germanicus, for proving the point that i made to carmen over the phone.
 
Wonders: Joay Gao da (Shanghai, Tallest structure in the world, means 'The Tallest')


UUs:

UN units (All): Only the UN can train them. The main differences are:
1. Training stays at Better, cannot fall or rise.
2. Transports hold 300 men.
3. They cost the same as generic units. (Normal units)

Gangsters: The Mafia's 'infantry', only a bit more like terrorists nowadays. They have been equipped with worse weapons, at the benefit of larger numbers and loyalty/confidence. Differences:
1. They cost 1 EP for 2,000.
2. They will almost never rise above Better, unless I'm in a good mood, or stories occur, or a random event.
3. The Mafia purchases all of its weapons and supplies over the black market, so it can 'build' anything even without having the required resources!

The Ta UUs:

Scouts: Replaces light UFOs. Look like Scouts from Starcraft.
1. Costs the same.
2. Better at Air to air attacks

Turkish Stealth Bombers: Faster, and have farther range. The cost stays the same. Range is from Istanbul to Moscow. 1 EP for 1.

Spanish Los Fantasmos: The Spanish US Navy SEALs, they carry specialized equipment. 1 EP for 2,000.

CA's Rudd Tanks: They have more mobility and a heavier turret than other tanks. 1 EP for 100. =QUOTE)

Hey carmen, wat about my tanks, the us copunter tetrrorism units, and the SAC stealth bombers. U nver included them.

Mmmm.... Can I have Aliapii Specialized Parachute/Mountain Troops?
 
Its good that you took germanicus' storytelling style into your stories. Just refrain from using non-mature language. A curse or two won't help in making your story more realistic-which is your main drawback.
 
sp1023: Shut up. :p

You know, a tsunami with huge waves would drown transports, especially if the wave was 80 METERS HIGH. And even so, the nuclear sub malfunction would still be plausible as to crashing into Indian ships.

@Charles Li: You do know that if you tried to trade with all those nations, you would have debt of over 300 EP right? Not to mention the fact that 75% of your pre-war infrastructure has to be rebuilt.
 
The US declines Italy's offer, the US simply cannot afford to send ships to harbors that have a high risk of collapsing or simply do not function. Maybe when you get your infrastructure back up and running we might reconsider.
 
sp1023: Shut up. :p

You know, a tsunami with huge waves would drown transports, especially if the wave was 80 METERS HIGH. And even so, the nuclear sub malfunction would still be plausible as to crashing into Indian ships.

@Charles Li: You do know that if you tried to trade with all those nations, you would have debt of over 300 EP right? Not to mention the fact that 75% of your pre-war infrastructure has to be rebuilt.
So the entire fleet was extremely close to the shoreline, as was the submarine?

And that is an effing colossal tsunami.
 
I shall become Japan. Can I? Just to fart on turds...not doing anything tho...and carmen, don't do to japan what you did to india. nuclear sub! VOW!!!
 
China has officialy joined the Ural Federation as of right now.
The Chineese army has become part of the Ural Federation's army.
All Chineese EP and EP gains will be merged to our EP and EP gains.
Ask teh1337noob for confirmation.
 
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