Citizen Group: The Knights of the Round Table

Hmm, this looks like fun. I am interested. I shall be known as the "Emperor's Hand and Commander of the Jade Commandos" :D
 
Yes, I suppose it would be nice if our world actually existed. Lacking a world really limits our ability to do, well, anything.

OOC: Once we get a game going, I want to get an IC story going in the RPG forum. We'll go on a quest for the holy grail.:king:

Wait, there is not RPG forum....
 
Why don't we go on a quest for the holy forum instead.
 
The Quest for For the Holy Forum
Staring, among others, Sir Will-Not-Be-Appearing-In-This-Quest.
'Twas a floaty day in the non-existant void of Fanatasomething when the Knights or Something of the Round Table set of on a glorious quest! The quest for the Holy Forum! But they must beware! For there are many perils on the way, like ducks and fair cops and Marching Oboes and, heaven forbid, Dadaism! But, no one will expect it, along with other things. Any knights that die will be just resting and there will be awards given out at the end to see who is the Upper Class Knight of the Year.

Journey onwards,
Sir SaaM the Loud
 
I have heard that the Holy Forum is guarded by a fierce and malevolent creature called a Moderator. The Moderator is able to change its form and appear in many different guises. Its two main weapons are delete and edit.... and ban. Its three main weapons are really cool
 
There is a legend that there is a list of rules outside the entrance to the Holy Forum. You cannot defeat the Moderator but they say that if you abide by the rules you may pass into the forum unharmed.
 
Unarmed???? Bah!!! It's just a flesh wound....
 
I would like to join this group, and I bring you one way, in fact, the only way, to defeat those really cool guys, the moderators. It involves careful worship and praise of the Almighty Great One, Thunderfall, the leader of the moderators. :worship:
 
A shrubbery, eh? Perchance we've invented that yet? Shrubbing.... Under what tech would that be?
 
Is this shubbery you speak of a luxury or a bonus resource?
 
Shrubbery is obtained advancement of horticulture. Isn't horticulture in C3C or something? Well, it should be. Somebody give me the number for Atari.

The QUEST for shrubberies is another thing entirely. It is ESPECIALLY difficult when they haven't been invented yet. The more fruitless and impossible the quest the more faith it requires to accomplish!

Ride on, my brothers, for I say unto yea, verilly, we quest for the holy shrubbery.
 
Perchance the shrubbery could be invented along with the hanging gardens? I suppose it is necessary to know shrubbering to make the hanging gardens.
 
The Hanging Gardens, what ever that is, is an excelant place to start. I off to find the Shrubberies of the mystical land of Hanging Gardens. I suppose if they are hanging, I aught to be looking up in the sky.

Now, where did I leave my horse. Wait, I just remembered, horses haven't been invented yet either. A new quest! Quest for horses! I guess I'll just have to walk. Walking is ok. It's been invented.

Shoes, on the other hand...
 
So we are knights of the round table, currently lacking tables, chairs, horses, chivalry and shoes; on a quest for horses so we can quest for shrubberies. I'm glad that is now clear.

Let's make a list what we do have.
We have a circle. We have the holy handgranate. And if we get a tropical start we have coconuts.

Not a lot...

I'll talk to the sparrows. They might bring us our coconuts. Perhaps they know a nice little bunny that can aid our quest. With "bunnies" I don't mean the bunch of attractive young women, a.k.a. some 100 blondes and brunettes between the ages of 18 and 21 + 1/2 who will never let us leave the fabled Castle Anthrax. I mean rabbit, a source of food.
 
Do you suppose that swallows will fly around our starting area?

On another note, we need to rally AGAINST being the French! Those ingrates have called us silly pig- dogs in the past (future?) and have insulted our lineage for the last time!!
 
Aye, m'Lord, not that I myself haven't started a day benefitting from a merciful swallow now and again, but I would venture to say that we would be more likely to have coconuts delivered to us by sparrows.
 
Back
Top Bottom