Citizen Group: The Knights of the Round Table

[Sharkey]

Sir Sharkey, The Penguin is here!

 

[Fier Canadien]

Nice group, my friends, but, do we have a quest? A goal? Anything?

 

[Cyc]

"But, of course!" Sir Lancelot, the Brave reaches for his sword to pull it from it sheath while making a declaration.."We will stike out on a quest for..."

Again he reaches for his sword.."We will stike out on a quest for..."

"Where the heck did I leave my sword?" ...and wanders off...

 

[Xen]

well, perhaps I'm just new, but if the position of the master of spam is availible, I would like- after all, in all the forums there isn no one with a higher post per day couht then I,a nd thus who could claim to be more divinelly chose to be the master of spam?

 

[Civanator]

Sir Civanator the Random is here!

I think we should let the swallows bring us the coconuts m'Lord. But why would an African Swallow migrate? And a European swallow is too small to carry a coconut... How about rocks?

 

[Sharkey]

We are here to find out what else floats on water!

Let's see, maybe swallows float on water, Spam probably floats on water, and if anybody says "Penguins float on water", I will personally cut thy throat.

~Sir Sharkey the Pink Penguin~

 

[Fier Canadien]

Originally posted by Sharkey
We are here to find out what else floats on water!

Let's see, maybe swallows float on water, Spam probably floats on water, and if anybody says "Penguins float on water", I will personally cut thy throat.

~Sir Sharkey the Pink Penguin~

Hmmm, does my french wine float on water?

Well, only if I manage to build a bottle...

 

[Vander]

Good Sirs, it is now time to start thinking of actually placing our round table! shall we have our round table somewhere outside of the city? Here is a map to look at:

 

[Rik Meleet]

The table should be on a hilltop, outside the city, overlooking the river. What do you think on the hill SE of the river near the barb camp (for target practice)?

 

[TerminalMan90]

We need somewhere that is protected from flying cows. Do the barbs have Mathematics yet?

 

[Vander]

If that camp has math, we shall take it. If not, the enemy will fear our cows!!

 

[Rik Meleet]

The jungle is good new to us; COCONUTS !!

 

[Fier Canadien]

Originally posted by Rik Meleet
The jungle is good new to us; COCONUTS !!

Hey, wait a second…

It floats!!!

 

[Sharkey]

Ummm... We are the French. Therefore we have the flying cows. I support Rik's idea, we can practice launching cows at barbs before we have real enemies.

 

[Cyc]

Ok, due East of the settlement on the hill by the river. We'll be close to the coconuts and have a great view and fresh water. (Whatever floats yer coconuts, FC. )

But let's not hurl cows at the Goodie Hut. That's a village. It may contain decent people like me and ....(Cyc faces in a different direction), like me and ....(shaking his head, he turns to the other knights)...oh, bloody 'ell...like me and you.

 

[Vander]

But maybe that village is loaded with dirty English (French?) citizens? Perchance we may need to taunt them for a second time?

 

[Sharkey]

Are we awake?

Or is it nighttime?

CROWD: GET ON WITH IT!

 

[Paalikles]

Sir Paalikles, The Striped of GRRR is here

Gentlemen, are we the knights who say...niiiih?
*spoken in a polite somewhat french manner*

 

[Cyc]

Originally posted by Paalikles
Sir Paalikles, The Striped of GRRR is here

Gentlemen, are we the knights who say...niiiih?
*spoken in a polite somewhat french manner*

Nay, I say. We are not Knights Who Say 'Ni!'. Nor are we nee to those naysayers (or Nisayers, whatever the case may be). Nae, say I again. Let us know no Ni this night, or any other!

We are the Knights of the Round Table!

 

[Vander]

Brave sir knights, our scouts have reported sighting a nother tribe!! Now, they may or may not be the wicked french. But they have a tendancy to be very hairy and speak very crudely. I put on the table, *thunk* WAR PLANS! We don't know if they are french or not, so let's just be sure and destroy them!

Input?