Civ 3 has some serious reality problems.

Originally posted by nodog
Brilliant post, Polionius.

It boggles my mind that people would respond to your post with more "realism" complaints. Gimme a break.

Actually realism is very important when it comes to strategy based genre's. And Civilization was based on a historical adventure through time, and that basis has gone from historical to cartoon. It's as if Firaxis has aimed it's products at a more youthfull audience. A game for kids. So much for the rest of us.
It is a perfect case of be careful what you wish for. If Sid or the rest of the designers had incorporated your suggestions we would have a very broken game indeed.

Another incompitent thing to say. Suggestions and ideas improve a situation, not make it worse. The way I see it, our suggestions would have made Civ3 ten times better than it is now.
Game balance is the primary concern of any game design. Not whether Persions had really cool swords, or elephants could really defend, or if an arrow through the head was as deadly as a bullet.

Again a game is only as good as it's concept. Civilization was designed based on history and realism. Without that, this game is aimed at kids because only kids can accept cartoon-like standards or simple mindless games with lots of action. Civilization was designed to make you think, and without realistic military or serious diplomacy the game lacks challange. What category are you for "kids" or "realism" ?
If any older unit was useless against any newer unit, as so many have suggested, then the game would be severely flawed. It would come down to whover got a tech edge, period.

I guess your right, then "Afghanistan" should be kicking the crap out of the United States of America right now. Technological edge is everything in a strategy/empire game. Put some thought into your words before you spew them.
The idea that some of you mouse-wielding history buffs know more about game design than Sid is ludicrous. This is a great game, with great balance.

The idea that "Sid" knows more than everyone is ludicrous. Obviously there are people who do in fact know more about history than Sid Meier. And indeed the game is balanced, but it is far from great! And when a lowly mouse-wielding pleb can point out ways to make the all mighty "Sid's" game better, that shames him. Civilization III is far from great.
It is not sim-civ, it is Civ III.

It is a game. Enjoy it or don't, doesn't matter. But some of you sound like the children that get upset because "Wile E. Coyote could never have survived that explosion" or "Russel Crowe spoke english in Gladiator, ridiculous" or "In space, ships don't blow up, mister Lucas"

"Enjoy it or don't, doesn't matter" Now you're sounding like a Firaxis designer. :D Did you even pay for your copy of Civilization 3? Do you care much about the things you finance in life, or the areas of entertainment you contributed your money to last month? Because it sounds like you have a hole in your pocket, and a selfish attitude. People care about this game, and have devoted (as fans) many years to "Civilization" and "Sid Meier". You don't think these people have a right to complain when they get let down? Believe me, when people spend money on something whether you care or not, it matters!
Just enjoy. Please. Or write a book about the proper function of Immortals in Persian history and get a teaching job.

Some of the people who play Civilization do have history administrative positions, the sole fact that Civilization has attracted historians and teachers is proof enough that it's a game designed for thought, not kids.
Me? I just wanta play the game.

(and occasionally defend poor old Sid from bitter and vitriolic detractors) [/B]

Sounds like a mindless, selfish attitude. But in reality, no one cares, and obviously Sid Meier screwed up otherwise he wouldn't need people like you to defend him. Think about it.

Charles.
 
Charles.

You certainly lack an understanding of irony. Or humour for that matter. I thought the post was pretty funny. Sorry you took it so seriously. Lighten up.
 
Now I've done it. I've gotten sucked into a arguement on a message board. What the heck was I thinking? Oh, well...

1. I am, infact, sorry you don't like the game. I wish everybody liked everything and walked around happy as hell. Truly.

But, my friend, I can guarantee you that there a lot of people who do like this game. There are a lot of people who love this game. There are a lot of people who think that this is the greatest computer game of all time.

Always remember that complainers squeak the loudest and the vast majority of players are quietlly enjoying themselves. Read the reviews, check out the sales. It's a hit.

Myself, I've played this since I got it like some kind of cd-based crack. I played the original many, many years ago and got addicted, then the sequel, now this triumph. Amazing series.

2. The "origin" of the game was a board game by Avalon Hill. Horribly unrealistic and one of the best games ever made. They also made a baord game called Diplomacy that, while a terribly "unrealistic" portrayal of international diplomacy, was widely considered the best board GAME of all time.

The point that you are missing is that these are GAMES they cannot possibly be a completely accurate model of reality. They have the flavor of reality, the feel of history, they are not actually history.

3. I am not intimating that Sid knows more about history than anyone else. That's my point. You could argue that no one knows more about GAME DESIGN than Sid. That's why others write textbooks and teach courses in ancient civiliazations and Sid makes freakin' games!

4. Certainly input from consumers is a valuable part of producing a game. That said, if you are under the illusion that your ideas would carte blanche improve the game and that Sid is a moron for not listening to you, then you are suffering some fairly large illusions. Most of the suggestions I've read on this subject would break the game.

I'm not talking about whether the elephants should have higher this or lower that, although the balance of the unique units is veryimportant and to much fiddling would throw it out of whack.

But some of the larger "realism" suggestions would ruin it. Particularly the idea that the newer unit would always win.

5. The part that some of you are missing is that this entire thread was soaked in irony. IT IS A GAME. It is going to be unrealistic on all sides. THe idea that a queen in chess is more powerful than a king, ludicrous. The idea that their is ammunition lying all over the place in half-life, shameful. The idea that a dog could own Park Place, or a top hat Marvin Gardens, premiere Atlantic City real estate, insufferable.

There is no such thing as a completely accurate game. Zero. They are games. They give us a taste of a setting and we manipulate it for our enjoyment. If you are not enjoying it, move on. Get your money back and try another.

But I have a feeling that most of these complaint threads are written by chronic complainers. People that enjoy picking apart.

'Cause lets face it...

I have played a ton of games this year and many if not most were nearly unplayable, some ridiculously bug-ridden, some simply not engaging but none as good as this game. And if you think this is a poorly made game, I can't help you. There is crapp out there, lots of it. This ain't it.

Peace.
 
Originally posted by nodog

1. I am, infact, sorry you don't like the game. I wish everybody liked everything and walked around happy as hell. Truly.

But, my friend, I can guarantee you that there a lot of people who do like this game. There are a lot of people who love this game. There are a lot of people who think that this is the greatest computer game of all time.

Exactly and on the flip side of your emagined reality there are also a great number of people (world-wide) who can't stand the new concepts that were incorporated since Civ2. And in fact many game concepts were taken out of Civ2 many things in which people actually enjoyed. But that only fuels the growing list of complaints throughout the entire Civilization community world-wide. Why should your reasons be the right ones?

Always remember that complainers squeak the loudest and the vast majority of players are quietlly enjoying themselves. Read the reviews, check out the sales. It's a hit.

Myself, I've played this since I got it like some kind of cd-based crack. I played the original many, many years ago and got addicted, then the sequel, now this triumph. Amazing series.

I disagree. If one is gullible enough to "trust" a review written by paid game sites and over-optimistic push overs then you really have no bearings on what is real and what isn't. That sounds like "Oh.. well it was on TV so it must be right" kind of crap. And until everyone agrees with you its far from being a hit.
The point that you are missing is that these are GAMES they cannot possibly be a completely accurate model of reality. They have the flavor of reality, the feel of history, they are not actually history.

I am sure you are right. I wasn't arguing "reality" I accidentally came into this thread thinking that it was based on "what I felt was wrong with Civ3". Obviously I made a mistake. And I didn't realise the irony and humor until lately apointed. However, Civilization was a game for thought and fictional-reality based on historical and present day life. That's why it attracted so many consumers of the adult variety. People were appealed to it's splendor of realism based on "what it would be like in real life to be king". And when you deduct from that concept of logic, it peels away the basic concept of it's appeal. In other words the game begins to attract the "easily amused" or the more youthfull audience "kids". And who said Civilization wasn't meant to be realistic? I played it because it was! And so do many others.
3. I am not intimating that Sid knows more about history than anyone else. That's my point. You could argue that no one knows more about GAME DESIGN than Sid. That's why others write textbooks and teach courses in ancient civiliazations and Sid makes freakin' games!

Still there is no excuse for not perfecting a product based on popular demand. Sid knows so much and is (in your opinion) the best game designer around, granted that is *only* your opinion. But the fact is whether you accept this or not, he did have little or nothing to do with the overall design of Civilization 3. And even if he did Civilization 3 is a big let down to many fans, not all. No one can change that.
4. Certainly input from consumers is a valuable part of producing a game. That said, if you are under the illusion that your ideas would carte blanche improve the game and that Sid is a moron for not listening to you, then you are suffering some fairly large illusions. Most of the suggestions I've read on this subject would break the game.

Well I'm not a judge of what can be coded and what can't. Or what suggestions will make or break a game concept. Thats up to the design team and the brains behind the product. But when it comes to programming software nothing is impossible, only improbable or complicated. And in the words of history, do the difficult if you want to ascend. There is no excuse for thousands of upset fans other than the product was exagerated before sale, and was nowhere near what they expected. Haven't you ever been let down by something you had a passion for?
I'm not talking about whether the elephants should have higher this or lower that, although the balance of the unique units is veryimportant and to much fiddling would throw it out of whack.

But some of the larger "realism" suggestions would ruin it. Particularly the idea that the newer unit would always win.

It would only ruin it for you, because thats your opinion not a design fact. Some people are easily amused and like shoot-em up war games with cartoon graphics. I'm not for that category, and many others agree. And as long as they are multiple types of game lovers out there, a game should be designed open ended with on/off features so that a much wider scope of people can enjoy it, not just the easily amused! Realism improves a game, it doesn't harm it. The games are becoming more realistic every year, and game corporations are making billions because of it.
5. The part that some of you are missing is that this entire thread was soaked in irony. IT IS A GAME. It is going to be unrealistic on all sides. THe idea that a queen in chess is more powerful than a king, ludicrous. The idea that their is ammunition lying all over the place in half-life, shameful. The idea that a dog could own Park Place, or a top hat Marvin Gardens, premiere Atlantic City real estate, insufferable.

There is no such thing as a completely accurate game. Zero. They are games. They give us a taste of a setting and we manipulate it for our enjoyment. If you are not enjoying it, move on. Get your money back and try another.

I realize that every game is meant for fictional pleasure not virtual stimuleous, although some games for VR are meant to do that now. But your missing the point, not I. I'm saying that I like many others enjoy a realistic strategy game. Civilization II - Gold allowed us to manipulate it to the point that each individual consumer was satisfied by the type of scenario that he or she could invent. With Civilization III all those abilities were robbed of that. Now you have "animation" and "pre-cemented gameplay concepts" that cannot be altered even with the provided editor. In other words there isn't a whole lot of room for emagination, your stuck with little warriors running around grunting war cries, and un-realistic AI behaviour. Not to mention the thousands of other problems with the game. You can choose to ignore all of this, but it doesn't make them disappear! Only the individual can decide for him/her self whether the game is worthy or not. You're saying that these people have no reason to complain simply because *you* enjoy it, well who are you? someone we should take notice of? You cannot deny people their right to speak opinion, even if it is a negative one.
But I have a feeling that most of these complaint threads are written by chronic complainers. People that enjoy picking apart.
Now you're starting to sound like a "complainer of complainers" :cry: or perhaps a "fan-boy" whom is overly insecure about Civilization III recieving criticism. Does it hurt you to read criticism? If so you have delusions to deal with. People have a right to "hate" something, it's called preference. If you don't like it, don't read it!
'Cause lets face it...
I have played a ton of games this year and many if not most were nearly unplayable, some ridiculously bug-ridden, some simply not engaging but none as good as this game. And if you think this is a poorly made game, I can't help you. There is crapp out there, lots of it. This ain't it.

Again, only your opinion. And I'm affraid your opinion still isn't strong enough to change the fact that Civ3 was a disapointment to many many people. It must be hard to be you.
 
Charles

I think many people that love CIV III as a game don't have a problem with people critising it, I certainly don't, as i know even if it was the greatest masterpiece of all time, there will be people who don't like it, basically in this world, you can truly never please everybody, so just please yourself and those who agree can enjoy, those who don't can go find something else.

My only problem with the criticism of CIV II is basically, some of the ignorant posts trying to slam the game, but what they say has no substance.

To start with the complaint about the lack of some realism in CIV III is truly feeble, it is a game, it has a lot of historical relevance, a lot more than the average citizen already knows, i enjoy that, and couldn't carealess if they had to use artistic licence to make the game more playable.

I must say i have played many games on computer, and diclike most of them, but you know, i just go and find a better game, i don't go to forums to constantly complain, as i realise what i don't like, will be something other people may love and enjoy, so good luck to them.

As for your idea that people complaining is a way for firaxis to see what mistakes they have made, and therefore improve the product. Well to tell the truth, the IQ of the majority of the whiners seem to be so low, Firaxes wouldn't even bother to take their complaints seriously. I think apart from a few bugs not found in testing, this game is how they wanted it to play, they designed it, and that is how it works, if you wanted the game another way, then go start your own software company.

I am sure people such as yourself would even go to the Chessmaster forum and complain because in the new version they didn't add a new unit, maybe better than Pawn, but slightly less powerful than Rook. I am sure the game designers would just laugh at your complaint, as Firaxis more than likely also are laughing.:rolleyes:
 
Polonius, your post is a shining example of why us aussies are the funniest people on earth!
 
Yes aussies are the funniest if you don't count New Zealand as part of the world.:p
 
Originally posted by seeker
Charles

I think many people that love CIV III as a game don't have a problem with people critising it, I certainly don't, as i know even if it was the greatest masterpiece of all time, there will be people who don't like it, basically in this world, you can truly never please everybody, so just please yourself and those who agree can enjoy, those who don't can go find something else.

My only problem with the criticism of CIV II is basically, some of the ignorant posts trying to slam the game, but what they say has no substance.

To start with the complaint about the lack of some realism in CIV III is truly feeble, it is a game, it has a lot of historical relevance, a lot more than the average citizen already knows, i enjoy that, and couldn't carealess if they had to use artistic licence to make the game more playable.

I must say i have played many games on computer, and diclike most of them, but you know, i just go and find a better game, i don't go to forums to constantly complain, as i realise what i don't like, will be something other people may love and enjoy, so good luck to them.

As for your idea that people complaining is a way for firaxis to see what mistakes they have made, and therefore improve the product. Well to tell the truth, the IQ of the majority of the whiners seem to be so low, Firaxes wouldn't even bother to take their complaints seriously. I think apart from a few bugs not found in testing, this game is how they wanted it to play, they designed it, and that is how it works, if you wanted the game another way, then go start your own software company.

I am sure people such as yourself would even go to the Chessmaster forum and complain because in the new version they didn't add a new unit, maybe better than Pawn, but slightly less powerful than Rook. I am sure the game designers would just laugh at your complaint, as Firaxis more than likely also are laughing.:rolleyes:

Yes you do make valid points. And for the most part I agree with everything you said, especially about the part where you cannot possibly please everyone. That would be un-realistic to say. But I don't see anything wrong with making a game as realistic as possible. As I mentioned before some of the best games on the market use digital photography and movie-like animation. And the gaming industry is now a billion dollar industry. So with all the money and resources now being devoted to this industry why not strive for perfection. The strive for realism is also a worthy goal, the only thing wrong with realism would be preference. In other words you may feel that realism doesn't matter all that much. But to others it might improve the game for them. So there is no bad or good designs, only intentions. All I am saying is that Civ3 could be alot better than it is. I believe I'm entitled to that, I paid for it.

Charles.
 
oh yay, another great thread degenerating into stupidities. Gah. I think I was right in thinking of leaving this forum.

Goodbye.
 
It was a troll thread, insulting the large segment of posters who dislike aspects of the game, written to be humorous for the fanboy posters. Which is to say, it was a troll.

I don't care if it was historically accurate - actually I would preffer that the historical stuff go out the window and let the civs develop from scratch during gameplay. But what I would really like is for the game to work and be fun and challenging. Which it is not. The only challenge now is whether I can defeat the easily suckered AI before a bug crashes the game permanently. Unfortunately, MP was left out, unforgivable since it is one of the most desired features for strategy games.
 
Originally posted by Rhandom
It was a troll thread, insulting the large segment of posters who dislike aspects of the game, written to be humorous for the fanboy posters. Which is to say, it was a troll.


Rhandom, I have read a number of Polonius' posts and it's clear that he is neither a troll nor an insulter. His posts are invariably carefully thought out and appear to be intended to try and shed more light on a game he seems to enjoy (as I do). I might not always agree with his assessments, but he does seem to be trying to be helpful in a rational way.

You seem extraordinarily sensitive to imagined insults directed at you but seem to have no qualms at all about insulting Polonius.

He has said quite clearly on this thread that it was intended as a humorous farewell. He even took the pains to give a polite reply to your last post on this thread.

If you don't like the game - fine, that's your right, but why not go find another one. Returning to a thread that that you don't agree with, on a forum for a game that you don't like, and posting that sort of stuff is not likely to win friends to your point of view. It's more likely to make people think you are pretty darn juvenile.

Please do try and post some thing useful or find another game that you do enjoy and post on their forums. Something with Sesame Street in the title might be appropriate.

I have only the best interest of your public image at heart.;)
 
Originally posted by seeker
Yes aussies are the funniest if you don't count New Zealand as part of the world.:p

Or even if you do, there are surely more New Zealanders living in Australia than New Zealand anyway ... ;)
 
I know this is a bad idea but I just can't take any more from the completely humour impaired who seem to be taking over this thread. If you don't like the game, go play something else. No one is putting a gun to your head to play Civ3. Some of us enjoy Civ3 and use these forums to exchange insights, strategies, and maybe occasionally even some humour. For me, Civ3, as with all its predecessors, is an enjoyable and challenging experience. For the money I've laid out divided by the time I've played, Civ is easily the most cost effective entertainment I've had the pleasure of enjoying. I have not and will not play MP versions because I suspect that some of you may be my opponents. I suspect that those of you I mean don't know who I mean while those who I don't mean understand exactly what I'm saying.

Finally, almost, I will add my voice to the defence of Polonius, who despite being an Aussie, has been an articulate, intelligent and positive presence in these forums. And finally, my wife who is a Kiwi, thinks she is very funny - and compared to Aussies she is. My sons, who are therefore semi-Kiwis, are funnier than she is. Therefore the official world humour rankings are Canada>NZ> OZ>everyone else.
 
You are probably right. It probably was a bad idea. I know I regreted posting mine.

The problem is that most of us who enjoy the game are not rising to the bait, it might cut into our playing time. So, the morons reign the message boards.

I don't remember ever wasting more time on a game I hate by hanging out at their forums. They are conflict junkies, they get their kicks from nay-saying.

The bigger problem I have is that I encounter too many of them in real life. Message boards, whatever, I don't have to read them, I guess. Sometimes too tempting to come to the defense of a good person and intelligent poster, but, nonetheless, I choose to engage, I suppose.

The bigger picture bothers me though. Too many unhappy people in this world. People unhappy with no good reason. Everyday I meet people that the world has kicked in the face that find a way not too inflict that on others.

And everyday I meet people whose biggest problem is acne who decides to take it out on the world.

Just remember: YOU"D NEVER FIND THE ALPHABET IN A GOODY HUT! RIDICULOUS! Maybe a beef stick or some Pez, but the wheel? Totally not like real life goody huts.
 
I generally agree with Charles above.

If Rhandom above doesn't care about the History (reality) he should be playing Fantasy games, or just make up his own names for civilizations, do what he wants with them, and then create those Fantasy units with whatever superpowers he wants them to have. We can rename this game Fantasyland. But it would NOT be a deserving successor to Civ I and II and what they offered.

Civ III has many problems, and they've been all over the forums and not just regarding accuracy and reality.

How can a WELL developed game be released with such ugly colors?? There is a "less yellow" thread and .zip already available. And the game looks less sickly with it. That original color alone tells me it was rushed, along with those ludicrously high values for everything related to Espionage and Intelligence - all of which I edited down, just as I edited up the appearance of certain strategic resources that were far too rare. More proof of a lack of development.

Civ III. OK, but this baby was premature and should have been better.
 
I was so sure you were kidding.

The "sickly yellow" color complaint fit so well in Polonius' irony. But you were actually serious. You actually dislike the game because of it's freakin' color?

Please. Go look up irony in a grown-up dictionary, take a design course and play a DIFFERENT game. One you LIKE. Do they have those?
 
How does a funny, lighthearted thread like this always end up a in a whinewar like this? :rolleyes: How does "damn those big-bladdered warriors" turn into "blah blah blah I've already said this 1500 times, but hear it again blah blah blah" :rolleyes:

Hey Polonius, I'm expecting that recipe to appear in my inbox any day now :D Complete with dietary stats for the ample gutted among us! ;)
 
" Whinewar"

Cute word Hippo:D . You are very right, these threads do turn into whinwars almost instantly. The same with the " Why wasn't _ in the game?" threads, they annoy me much. Maybe Thunderfall should have a limit on the number of new ones, they seem to be the main soldiers in the WHinewars, though some are respectable warlords and Princes:eek:
 
The original posts were great, I laughed. But I laughed harder when i read about people who still BlTCH and moan about the "realism falsehoods".
 
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