Civ VI Funny/Strange Screenshots

So I'm on a continent with Holland, Phoenicia, Rome. The Dutch have made some very poor choices of settling locations, and The Hague went Free City shortly after founding (Utrecht will follow before too long). I happened to have some forces in the area, and was able to capture The Hague one turn before it would've flipped to Phoenicia. I decided to keep it, and as I clean up, oh my look at what the Dutch are dangling in front of me: 2 naked settlers, and a 3-charge builder to boot. Am I not morally obligated to Surprise War them? I mean, I just don't see that I have a choice here.

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kaspergm said:
You should definitely be giving Wilhemina a helping hand with managing her empire, she clearly needs it.
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"Willy, don't you know it's dangerous out there? There are barbarians on the loose, and everything! Tell you what - I have a couple of spare warriors just hanging around; how about they escort your civilians to their new homes? They have these lovely red coats they'd be happy to lend them..."
 
Linklite said:
Oh look, you already have a site marked.forna new city...what a coinky-dink...
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That site is now known as Sheffield, thank you very much. Operation Dutch Treat was a complete success; not only did I snag both settlers and the builder, but another 2-charge builder I found just inside Amsterdam's borders, taking no casualties in the process. Escort services have been provided to all.

To add insults to multiple injuries, Utrecht has gone Free, as expected. Even worse for the Dutch, the lower IJssel River turns out to be teeming with barbarians from the camp to the south, and Amsterdam is now besieged by a force that inculdes swordsmen, archers, and at least one catapult; if it weren't the capital, it surely would've fallen to the hordes.

I'm considering moving my swordsmen in that direction, with the thought that they might just be able to slip in and grab the defenseless city, but I'm dubious that they'd be able to beat off the barbs at the gates.

If the Dutch AI were human, it'd be rage-quitting about now, I expect.

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So I just found Auckland...

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Disaster setting 2, turn 97.

Did a double take thinking it had to be a natural wonder.

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Just so you know, Hammurabi, this Cultural Alliance is not going to be renewed.
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Nothing too special, it's just satisfying when you got an excellent spot for Petra, but you're brand new city initially says it needs 80 turns to finish and you pull in off anyway. :smoke:

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blackbutterfly said:
Zombies R Us

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Did you just copy this screenshot from another thread or something?

I know for certain that I've seen it before when zombies were being discussed.
 
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