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[stellar converter]

ok. one day when i was playing civ, i launched a nuclear attack against the french. and then they said "you can take your nuclear missiles and shove'em!" i said hey sorry! LOL



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[Andz83]

oh...

 

[stellar converter]

well, you see, i thought the forum used to be called civ related humor. you know, its like a joke only civ fanatics would find funny, but it doesn't make any sense.

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[t92300]

no comment on that one

 

[vladmir_illych_lenin]

uhhh........hehe

 

[Håkan Eriksson]

???

Do not understand this folowing word:

shove'em!

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

Håkan - it's short for "shove them" ( 'em is usually short for "them"). The normally intended long form for this is:
"shove them up your a**!" (if you know what I mean)

Spiff <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/scan.gif" border=0>

PS - Glad to see you back ... haven't seen you much lately.

[This message has been edited by SpacemanSpiff (edited January 08, 2001).]

 

[stellar converter]

this forum was formerly called civ related humor. so i thought id make a civ joke. no matter how stupid it was...

 

[VanillaCube]

Its not stupid it is funny!

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[Andz83]

it's only stupid.

 

[FearlessLeader2]

There are no stupid jokes, only stupid people. BOY are there a LOT of stupid people...

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

The version I have heard is:

"There are no stupid questions, but there are lots of inquisitive idiots."

 

[damunzy]

That is nicer than mine:
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"

And good try SC.

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

'Bout crapped myself reading stellar c's little dialogue!

Seriously, though. Let's get some stuff like what me and vlad were doing on an old thread where we were dissing the Zulus. There was a story about a horseman and some rigged outhouses, an order for Shaka to scrub my toiletbowl, and other hilarious diplomacy lines like vanillacube's "If you let me see yours, I'll let you see mine!" (trading maps).

How many Zulus does it take to clean a toilet bowl?

Two - one to lick and one to piss. hehehe.

WHat does Louis v of the French say when he sees Hammurabi?

"RIBBIT!" same thing he says to everyone else! hehehehehe.

 

[willemvanoranje]

[This message has been edited by willemvanoranje (edited February 27, 2001).]