CivFanatics vs. Apolyton: The Beginning
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carmen510
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"DIE YOU MOTHER******S!"
*BANG!*
*CRCH!*
*BANG!*
"They're dead."
*WHOOSH!*
*BWOOF! BWOOF! BWOOF!*
"Spammin'Wehrfers!"
"Take cover!"
"I can't shoot them!"
"We're going to have to advance. I can see they're bringing in Spamzers"
"Alrgiht, we'll need to advance into the town, and get that terminal! On the signa..."
"ROCKETS INCOMING!"
*BWOOF! BWOOF! BWOOF!"
"ARGH!"
"Crap, MEDIC!"
"The Medic's dead!"
"WTH???!!!"
"CRSHHHH!! Hello? This is CFC HQ calling choxorn."
"choxorn's injured. This is Hitti-Litti responding"
"Ahh... We're sending medical helicopters as soon as you clear those AA batteries. Then, we can send in the paratroopers to take out the terminal."
"Great, I'll relay the news to the crew"
"CFC Out"
Meanwhile...
"Dan, I just got word that the CFCers have invaded the History forum beaches."
"I know, I've sent reinforcements. We shall use this opportunity to strike in the most vulnerable areas of CFC..."
Back on the beaches...
"Alright, the AA battery in just up this hill..."
"This is the plan..."
carmen510
Deity
In CFC...
"Thunderfall, we've got intel that Apolyton is to drop paratroopers over various sub-forums in CivFanatics."
"I've heard it directly from the source, I had their PM system tapped, and I can't believe I just told you that"
"Yes sir. Anyhow, the invasion was a success, only around 1,700 wounded. However, about 1,000 of them were senior non-com officers."
*BRING*
"Hang on, i gotta take this call. Hello?"
"This is Turner"
"Turner, how's my 'favorite' mod (Not sure which one, I think they're equal
)"
"Eh? What's that?"
"What do you mean they blew up the server?"
"****! OHHH ****IN' SONOVA******* **********"
"Who the hell is THEY?"
"What the hell is a cheerleader?"
"Okay, so what's left?"
"ARE YOU ****** ME?"
"Well where are you? Wait a second, you're telling me you've been out for a month trying to get a connection?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought three of my top moderators could defend a room only 25 by 25 feet. THOSE SERVERS WEREN't EVEN FULLY PAID OFF YET!"
"Do you know what this'll do to my credit? I might need to enforce GOTM taxes..."
*BRING!*
"Hang on, I've got another call"
"WHAT! I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW!"
"Oh, what? Oh okay, so where are they dropping?"
"Alright, fine. I'll leave it to das. Oh and get me a chicken sandwich... What?"
"Oh, um... mashed potatoes I guess... I'm not even going to eat it... What? Oh, some Diet Pepsi... Thanks"
"Okay...."
"What? OH JUST REBUY IT? THAT'S REAL ****IN' ORIGINAL! AND WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME A LOAN, YOU? GOT $100 MILLION TRILLION DOLLARS?"
(Chieftess, the casualty reporter)
"Sir, is that a made-up number?"
"Yes, yes it is. Anyway..."
"NOW GET YOUR T1 LINE ASS OVER HERE, OR I'M GOING TO DEMOTE YOU TO A REGULAR MEMBER AND DELETE ALL YOUR ****IN' POSTS"
"Oh, oh jeez he's crying. Alright look , sorry, just get back here. Okay..."
Meanwhile in Apolyton...
"Sir! I... Err...."
*Scuff! Scuff!*
"What are you doing Dan?"
"I'm waxing the modem"
"Why?"
"Its to make it go faster. why do you think our website looks bland? Our line is worse than a 56k modem. In order to import the website, it took over 9 months, I needed to use the phone..."
"Okay, anyways, the CFC troops have secured a beachhead in the History subforum."
"DAMMIT! Time to send the terms of unconditional surrender..."
"Yessir."
In CFC....
"...Surrender immediately or we shall post incriminating videos and photos of Thunderfall, and take the case of NES origins to court, for a lawsuit of $100 trillion million dollars..."
"Crap, the Porntroopers won't work for this. We'll need to send the Airbourne..."
"Thunderfall, we've got intel that Apolyton is to drop paratroopers over various sub-forums in CivFanatics."
"I've heard it directly from the source, I had their PM system tapped, and I can't believe I just told you that"
"Yes sir. Anyhow, the invasion was a success, only around 1,700 wounded. However, about 1,000 of them were senior non-com officers."
*BRING*
"Hang on, i gotta take this call. Hello?"
"This is Turner"
"Turner, how's my 'favorite' mod (Not sure which one, I think they're equal
)""Eh? What's that?"
"What do you mean they blew up the server?"
"****! OHHH ****IN' SONOVA******* **********"
"Who the hell is THEY?"
"What the hell is a cheerleader?"
"Okay, so what's left?"
"ARE YOU ****** ME?"
"Well where are you? Wait a second, you're telling me you've been out for a month trying to get a connection?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought three of my top moderators could defend a room only 25 by 25 feet. THOSE SERVERS WEREN't EVEN FULLY PAID OFF YET!"
"Do you know what this'll do to my credit? I might need to enforce GOTM taxes..."
*BRING!*
"Hang on, I've got another call"
"WHAT! I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW!"
"Oh, what? Oh okay, so where are they dropping?"
"Alright, fine. I'll leave it to das. Oh and get me a chicken sandwich... What?"
"Oh, um... mashed potatoes I guess... I'm not even going to eat it... What? Oh, some Diet Pepsi... Thanks"
"Okay...."
"What? OH JUST REBUY IT? THAT'S REAL ****IN' ORIGINAL! AND WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME A LOAN, YOU? GOT $100 MILLION TRILLION DOLLARS?"
(Chieftess, the casualty reporter)
"Sir, is that a made-up number?"
"Yes, yes it is. Anyway..."
"NOW GET YOUR T1 LINE ASS OVER HERE, OR I'M GOING TO DEMOTE YOU TO A REGULAR MEMBER AND DELETE ALL YOUR ****IN' POSTS"
"Oh, oh jeez he's crying. Alright look , sorry, just get back here. Okay..."
Meanwhile in Apolyton...
"Sir! I... Err...."
*Scuff! Scuff!*
"What are you doing Dan?"
"I'm waxing the modem"
"Why?"
"Its to make it go faster. why do you think our website looks bland? Our line is worse than a 56k modem. In order to import the website, it took over 9 months, I needed to use the phone..."
"Okay, anyways, the CFC troops have secured a beachhead in the History subforum."
"DAMMIT! Time to send the terms of unconditional surrender..."
"Yessir."
In CFC....
"...Surrender immediately or we shall post incriminating videos and photos of Thunderfall, and take the case of NES origins to court, for a lawsuit of $100 trillion million dollars..."
"Crap, the Porntroopers won't work for this. We'll need to send the Airbourne..."
Gaius Octavius
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carmen510
Deity
If you can spot the three references I used, I'll give you another update.
(Now, I'm posting 'mini-updates' like these, to help me give more posts and make sure no 'UPDATE' spam comes in.
)
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
"You're waxing down your modem to make it go faster"
-Weird Al Yankovic, All About the Pentiums
-Weird Al Yankovic, All About the Pentiums
carmen510
Deity
Correct. 
Now find the other two.
Now find the other two.
carmen510
Deity
(NOTE: People don't die, instead, they are transported automatically to the enemy prison for an amount of days, like ban, until they can get back in field.)
On the Ground...
"Alright, we'll get Airbourne support pretty soon. We just need to take out that god damned AA battery"
"Alright. We'll flank 'em. Silver, Behind, Iggy, and Azale will go straight up. The rest of you will go to the left. I'll go to the right, there's only supplies there. I'll meet up with you. GO!"
*RATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATTATATAT*
*CHING!*
"GO!"
*BANG!*
*CRCH!*
"emu! . .. .. .. .! They killed him!"
"So wouldn't that make Azale and you, Iggy, leader?"
"I guess so. Take cover behind those rocks. Azale and me will give you cover."
"NYLAN!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Snipe them, and their SG07!"
"Yessir."
*RATATATATATTATATATATATATATTATATATATATA*
"choxorn!"
"Argh! Dammit!"
"MEDIC!"
"I'm sorry I . .. .. .. .ed up, sir"
"Where'd they hit you?"
"In my ass..."
"Your ass? . .. .. .. .... Stay down"
"ARGH!"
"Give me that satchel Swedishguy!"
"Here Silver...."
*FWOOSH!*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!*
"AA gun down..."
"Alright, Airbourne can come in now. Get some rest, we'll head out in two hours. We did our job."
"For their services, we shall bestow these awards for emu's squadron"
Bronze Star: Everybody
Silver Star: Swedishguy (Only engineer that managed to blow the wire), Nylan (Took out Spak 88s), Silver Streak (Blew up AA guns)
Purple Heart: choxorn, kill fire, Swedishguy, emu
Ranks as of now:
PFC: choxorn, Hitti-Litti, Stylesrj, kill fire, BEHIND_THE_MASK
Specialist: Nylan, Swedishguy
Corporal: Perfection
Sergeant: Xen, Silver Streak
Master Sergeant: emu (KIA for 7 days)
Captain: Azale, Lord Iggy
Airbourne (Equivalent of Captain):
Thayli, North King, das, Gaius Octacvius, TheBladeRoden, The_Ninja, kristopherb
Navy: Mr. Pizza, Banana Lee
You may always apply for a transfer.
On the Ground...
"Alright, we'll get Airbourne support pretty soon. We just need to take out that god damned AA battery"
"Alright. We'll flank 'em. Silver, Behind, Iggy, and Azale will go straight up. The rest of you will go to the left. I'll go to the right, there's only supplies there. I'll meet up with you. GO!"
*RATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATTATATAT*
*CHING!*
"GO!"
*BANG!*
*CRCH!*
"emu! . .. .. .. .! They killed him!"
"So wouldn't that make Azale and you, Iggy, leader?"
"I guess so. Take cover behind those rocks. Azale and me will give you cover."
"NYLAN!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Snipe them, and their SG07!"
"Yessir."
*RATATATATATTATATATATATATATTATATATATATA*
"choxorn!"
"Argh! Dammit!"
"MEDIC!"
"I'm sorry I . .. .. .. .ed up, sir"
"Where'd they hit you?"
"In my ass..."
"Your ass? . .. .. .. .... Stay down"
"ARGH!"
"Give me that satchel Swedishguy!"
"Here Silver...."
*FWOOSH!*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!*
"AA gun down..."
"Alright, Airbourne can come in now. Get some rest, we'll head out in two hours. We did our job."
"For their services, we shall bestow these awards for emu's squadron"
Bronze Star: Everybody
Silver Star: Swedishguy (Only engineer that managed to blow the wire), Nylan (Took out Spak 88s), Silver Streak (Blew up AA guns)
Purple Heart: choxorn, kill fire, Swedishguy, emu
Ranks as of now:
PFC: choxorn, Hitti-Litti, Stylesrj, kill fire, BEHIND_THE_MASK
Specialist: Nylan, Swedishguy
Corporal: Perfection
Sergeant: Xen, Silver Streak
Master Sergeant: emu (KIA for 7 days)
Captain: Azale, Lord Iggy
Airbourne (Equivalent of Captain):
Thayli, North King, das, Gaius Octacvius, TheBladeRoden, The_Ninja, kristopherb
Navy: Mr. Pizza, Banana Lee
You may always apply for a transfer.
sirtommygunn
Emperor
another reference you made was to robot chicken episode where vadar calls darth sidius. woo hoo i win number 2
Gaius Octavius
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I object - I can't be in the airborne division, since this story takes place before I joined Civ Fanatics!
Oops... I guess that's not me anyway... it's somebody named "Gaius Octacvius."
Oops... I guess that's not me anyway... it's somebody named "Gaius Octacvius."
kristopherb
Protective/Charismatic
Start drafting people into army.
carmen510
Deity
"Reinforcements have arrived"
"ARGH!" *Cough!* *Hack*
"Ow..."
"I can't believe we made it out of that ******** alive"
"Who the . .. .. .. . designed those transports?"
". .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ., one of you broke my rifle in half!"
*WHUPWHUPWHUP*
"What's that?"
*WHOOSH!*
"Can you believe this . .. .. .. .. .. .. .? He gets his own aerotransport while we drive for hours in this pile of . .. .. .. ."
"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE one of you maggots, LINE UP! I'm Amon Savag, from now on I give the orders!"
"Yes Sir!"
"Captain, I want to lead your men UP THAT HILL, AND CAPTURE as many resources and prisoners as you CAN!"
"...But sir, there is no Captain anymore"
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah, we lost him in the... err... drinking contest last night..."
"MOTHER*** GODDA&^%%^@%^4%&%^#%^#%^ PIECE OF $#@#%&@$%%!@^$%*%()*&)_($#%!%&^% ARE YOU SERIOUS????"
"Um...Yes?"
"RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
"Mornin'"
*BANG!"
"ARGH!"
"ALL OF YOU GET THE . .. .. .. . OUTTA MY SIGHT BEFORE I LOSE IT!!!"
"SIR YES SIR"
*Sound of boots marching*
"Guards have arrived"
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING THERE?"
"We are... uh... guarding this area sir"
"YOU CALL STANDING NEXT TO EACHOTHER GUARDIN'???"
"Actually... Yes?"
"RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Several miles away...
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!"
"Hitti, did you hear something?"
"No..."
"Probably just the wind..."
On top of the Hill...
"Do you have any idea why we have to do this?"
"Well, Thunderfall wants us to secure this area for supply drops and to ensure they don't flank our tanks"
"More supply drops?"
"Yeah, I dunno why, but... yeah..."
"Let's just finish this..."
"In the name of CFC, we confiscate EVERYTHING that is in this village, resist and you will be PUNISHED, or something"
"Bonjour! What is CFC? And we do not have anything of value in here!"
"WHAT? You've never heard of CFC? Anyways, everybody knows people hide their stuff in the PM office."
"Uh... NONONONO... This is NOT true, we are all poor, VERY POOR"
"Oh right, and that Rolex on your arm is fake of course?"
"Mondieu, why don't you just go away?"
"GIVE US THE MONEY!"
"NOOOOO NEVA!"
"WE'RE THE ONES WITH THE GUNS, ARE YOU APOLYTONERS THAT STUPID?"
"n00b"
"Alright that's it, toast 'im"
"I SURRENDER!"
*BWOOOFFF!!!*
"Heh heh... Look how crispy he is now..."
"I found lots of heavy weapons and money"
"HA! I knew it!"
"RELEASE THE DOGS! What?" AHHHHH!"
*CRUNCH!*
"Oh . .. .. .. .! German shepherds! Run! Everybody! RUN!"
"Crap, wrong village, sign says Learn to Speak French forum"
"Then where is it?"
"Let's see..."
"About 5 GB thataway..."
"Dammit!"
"ARGH!" *Cough!* *Hack*
"Ow..."
"I can't believe we made it out of that ******** alive"
"Who the . .. .. .. . designed those transports?"
". .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ., one of you broke my rifle in half!"
*WHUPWHUPWHUP*
"What's that?"
*WHOOSH!*
"Can you believe this . .. .. .. .. .. .. .? He gets his own aerotransport while we drive for hours in this pile of . .. .. .. ."
"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE one of you maggots, LINE UP! I'm Amon Savag, from now on I give the orders!"
"Yes Sir!"
"Captain, I want to lead your men UP THAT HILL, AND CAPTURE as many resources and prisoners as you CAN!"
"...But sir, there is no Captain anymore"
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah, we lost him in the... err... drinking contest last night..."
"MOTHER*** GODDA&^%%^@%^4%&%^#%^#%^ PIECE OF $#@#%&@$%%!@^$%*%()*&)_($#%!%&^% ARE YOU SERIOUS????"
"Um...Yes?"
"RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
"Mornin'"
*BANG!"
"ARGH!"
"ALL OF YOU GET THE . .. .. .. . OUTTA MY SIGHT BEFORE I LOSE IT!!!"
"SIR YES SIR"
*Sound of boots marching*
"Guards have arrived"
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING THERE?"
"We are... uh... guarding this area sir"
"YOU CALL STANDING NEXT TO EACHOTHER GUARDIN'???"
"Actually... Yes?"
"RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Several miles away...
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!"
"Hitti, did you hear something?"
"No..."
"Probably just the wind..."
On top of the Hill...
"Do you have any idea why we have to do this?"
"Well, Thunderfall wants us to secure this area for supply drops and to ensure they don't flank our tanks"
"More supply drops?"
"Yeah, I dunno why, but... yeah..."
"Let's just finish this..."
"In the name of CFC, we confiscate EVERYTHING that is in this village, resist and you will be PUNISHED, or something"
"Bonjour! What is CFC? And we do not have anything of value in here!"
"WHAT? You've never heard of CFC? Anyways, everybody knows people hide their stuff in the PM office."
"Uh... NONONONO... This is NOT true, we are all poor, VERY POOR"
"Oh right, and that Rolex on your arm is fake of course?"
"Mondieu, why don't you just go away?"
"GIVE US THE MONEY!"
"NOOOOO NEVA!"
"WE'RE THE ONES WITH THE GUNS, ARE YOU APOLYTONERS THAT STUPID?"
"n00b"
"Alright that's it, toast 'im"
"I SURRENDER!"
*BWOOOFFF!!!*
"Heh heh... Look how crispy he is now..."
"I found lots of heavy weapons and money"
"HA! I knew it!"
"RELEASE THE DOGS! What?" AHHHHH!"
*CRUNCH!*
"Oh . .. .. .. .! German shepherds! Run! Everybody! RUN!"
"Crap, wrong village, sign says Learn to Speak French forum"
"Then where is it?"
"Let's see..."
"About 5 GB thataway..."
"Dammit!"
carmen510
Deity
"You ready, Splime?"
"Can anybody be ready to march into hell?"
Ball Lightning laughed at this, even though he did indeed state the truth.
"By the way, Ball, you sure got some balls to be a civilian and come to Apolyton, on an Airbourne plane!"
"Well, I told you. My services in the CivJunction incident led me to be promoted as the propaganda spokesman"
Splime laughed for several moments, before looking at the sea below. His face turned to utter shock as they reached land...
"Oh #$#^, EVERYBODY! GET READY TO JUMP!"
"WHAT? Why?"
"AA batteries! And they're lined up in the form... CFC SUX!"
"Those bastards!"
"Ball, you jump first!"
Ball quickly strapped on the parachute. It was an old model, but the best the Airbourne could spare. Suddenly, the plane tilted downward...
*BANGBANGBANGBANG*
"Aw CRAP! We've been spotted!"
"Pilot tthf! OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOORS!"
"Yessir!"
"Gaius! you're up! Protect Ball!"
"What? But I don't have a weapon!"
"For the historian of the CivJunction struggle, you sure are ignorant of tactics. YOU HAVE A DISASSEMBLED GUN ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!"
"Oh, right..."
"Ball! Jump!"
Ball jumped out, clutching the parachute tightly. He closed his eyes, and then a whiz sound caught the attention of his ears. Suddenly, a bump took him by surprise.
"Hi there Ball! Gaius here. Seems like they pushed me off a few seconds after you."
"Thank god. I don't have a weapon anyways"
"Well, seems like a bullet went through your parachute."
Ball looked up, and saw the parachute had a hole in the middle. He then looked down, and saw the trees...
*BUMP!* *CRACK!*
"AHHHHHH!"
*Thud*
Ball regained consciousness several minutes later. His immediate thought: Where was Gaius?
"Gaius?!"
"ARGH! Here! Give me a hand will you?"
Ball looked up, and laughed. His friend was stuck in a tree, dangling upside-down by the parachute.
"Alright..."
"Wait wait... NONONONONO!"
*SWISH!*
"AHHHH!"
*Thud*
"Ow..."
Ball had thrown his CFC Army knife and the threads of the parachute. He started rummaging through his backpack.
"Alright... Compass... Blanket... Rations... Fliers... Radio Broadcast tapes... Illicit photos of Apolyton members... WHERES THE MAP?"
And then... He saw it. A gaping hole in the backpack. And... a small spak shell...
"Lucky it didn't explode."
"Well, now we don't have a map..."
"I do! although I lost the rest of my stuff."
'Alright... Let's see where we are first..."
They walked for about an hour, until they hit a road sign...
"Hm... Oh crap..."
"What?"
"The civ4 forums junction. We're smack in enemy territory, about 17 GB from our destination"
"And that is?"
"The Off-topic forums..."
A sudden rustling caught the attention of Gaius...
"Civ!"
"Fanatics!"
"Good to see you Splime"
"Ah! I see you have found eachother. I haven't seen any of our men, or at least, Alive..."
"What?"
"I saw a few privates I didn't know snap their avatar necks in the trees. I also saw a few shot to pieces by those damned AA guns..."
And so that was the first night of many in enemy territory...
-Memiors of Ball Lightning: Volume I (The Airbourne Drop)
"Can anybody be ready to march into hell?"
Ball Lightning laughed at this, even though he did indeed state the truth.
"By the way, Ball, you sure got some balls to be a civilian and come to Apolyton, on an Airbourne plane!"
"Well, I told you. My services in the CivJunction incident led me to be promoted as the propaganda spokesman"
Splime laughed for several moments, before looking at the sea below. His face turned to utter shock as they reached land...
"Oh #$#^, EVERYBODY! GET READY TO JUMP!"
"WHAT? Why?"
"AA batteries! And they're lined up in the form... CFC SUX!"
"Those bastards!"
"Ball, you jump first!"
Ball quickly strapped on the parachute. It was an old model, but the best the Airbourne could spare. Suddenly, the plane tilted downward...
*BANGBANGBANGBANG*
"Aw CRAP! We've been spotted!"
"Pilot tthf! OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOORS!"
"Yessir!"
"Gaius! you're up! Protect Ball!"
"What? But I don't have a weapon!"
"For the historian of the CivJunction struggle, you sure are ignorant of tactics. YOU HAVE A DISASSEMBLED GUN ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!"
"Oh, right..."
"Ball! Jump!"
Ball jumped out, clutching the parachute tightly. He closed his eyes, and then a whiz sound caught the attention of his ears. Suddenly, a bump took him by surprise.
"Hi there Ball! Gaius here. Seems like they pushed me off a few seconds after you."
"Thank god. I don't have a weapon anyways"
"Well, seems like a bullet went through your parachute."
Ball looked up, and saw the parachute had a hole in the middle. He then looked down, and saw the trees...
*BUMP!* *CRACK!*
"AHHHHHH!"
*Thud*
Ball regained consciousness several minutes later. His immediate thought: Where was Gaius?
"Gaius?!"
"ARGH! Here! Give me a hand will you?"
Ball looked up, and laughed. His friend was stuck in a tree, dangling upside-down by the parachute.
"Alright..."
"Wait wait... NONONONONO!"
*SWISH!*
"AHHHH!"
*Thud*
"Ow..."
Ball had thrown his CFC Army knife and the threads of the parachute. He started rummaging through his backpack.
"Alright... Compass... Blanket... Rations... Fliers... Radio Broadcast tapes... Illicit photos of Apolyton members... WHERES THE MAP?"
And then... He saw it. A gaping hole in the backpack. And... a small spak shell...
"Lucky it didn't explode."
"Well, now we don't have a map..."
"I do! although I lost the rest of my stuff."
'Alright... Let's see where we are first..."
They walked for about an hour, until they hit a road sign...
"Hm... Oh crap..."
"What?"
"The civ4 forums junction. We're smack in enemy territory, about 17 GB from our destination"
"And that is?"
"The Off-topic forums..."
A sudden rustling caught the attention of Gaius...
"Civ!"
"Fanatics!"
"Good to see you Splime"
"Ah! I see you have found eachother. I haven't seen any of our men, or at least, Alive..."
"What?"
"I saw a few privates I didn't know snap their avatar necks in the trees. I also saw a few shot to pieces by those damned AA guns..."
And so that was the first night of many in enemy territory...
-Memiors of Ball Lightning: Volume I (The Airbourne Drop)
carmen510
Deity
"This is CFC Radio, your favorite, and only, CFC broadcasting station. Today, we look into the recent conflicts in Apolyton. This is Turner with the situation."
"Thanks Chieftess. Currently, our forces have moved up from the beachheads, but have dug in, due to the fact that they have SGs surrounding our brave boys in the field. We also have reports that our Airbourne have been scattered in Apolyton, but we cannot find them with our reconnaissance. Finally, Thunderfall has called for volunteers for the 2nd Division, whose landings in the Off-Topic forum were most hard on their forces."
"Meanwhile, some of our members have begun anti-war rallies, including classical hero, and several newer members, singing this song: The War in Apolyton
Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Thunderfall needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Apolytan
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Apolytan;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the spammin' gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get them reds
The only good Apoly is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Apolytan;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the spammin' gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on Apolyton.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Apolytan;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the spammin' gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on posters throughout the land,
Pack your spam off to Apolytan.
Come on brothers, don't hesitate,
Kill 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have yourself come home in a box.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Apolytan;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the spammin' gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
(note: I made a song like this, only with Apolytan replaced with the Junction)
"This is CFC Radio, bidding you a good night."
Meanwhile...
"Splime, your coffee sucks. I'm not drinkin' this crap"
"I'm not you mother you . .. .. .. .. .. .. ., make your own goddam coffee"
"Stop it you two, I see something"
"Get in that trench"
"CIV!"
"Fanatics!'
"Nice timin' boys."
"Hello Splime, I see Gaius and Ball are with you."
"Yeah, we found eachother at the road junction."
"Well, me, Catharsis, Lightfang, and j_eps were all part of the supply drops, headed for the Off-Topic forum. Seems like our supplies were dropped in the Civ4 forums, directly on top of an AA gun. Our plane was lucky, we managed to crash in a clearing, although the plane behind us crashed about 10 yards away was full of explosives and was annihilated."
"Well, The13thRonin, you're here now. Where's your katana?"
"Seems like it was inside the supplies, that dropped on the AA gun. We had to retreat from there, over 100 Apolytoners"
"Well, what supplies you have on you?"
"Two grenades, 10 pounds of Composition B, some rations, a compass, and about 300 rounds each."
"Alright, we'll need to conserve ammo. I see a house over there, let's take positions there until we stumble over anybody else."
"Agreed"
So Splime and the others walked through the path, until they reached the house, suddenly...
BANG!
"Take cover!"
"j_eps!"
"Show yourself, you sonova. .. .. .. .. .!"
"I surrender!"
"Shadowbound? What the..."
"Oh crap, I'm sorry. I thought you were Apolytoners"
"Well, you hit j_eps. You got a first aid kit pilot?"
"No. All I have is this pistol and my ID"
"Crap..."
"Let's get him into the house, someone, grab his legs"
"One... Two..."
*Kicks door down*
"I surrender!"
"An Apolytoner!"
"A civilian. Still, we can't let him go. Go into a bedroom and we'll station a guard there when he goes inside."
"Gotcha."
"Alright, lay him down on the couch, seems like you were lucky, 6 inches from your crotch"
"Hmm... Ah! Some curtains!"
*Rips*
"Wrap it around his leg"
"Okay..."
"This is going to be a long night..."
"Thanks Chieftess. Currently, our forces have moved up from the beachheads, but have dug in, due to the fact that they have SGs surrounding our brave boys in the field. We also have reports that our Airbourne have been scattered in Apolyton, but we cannot find them with our reconnaissance. Finally, Thunderfall has called for volunteers for the 2nd Division, whose landings in the Off-Topic forum were most hard on their forces."
"Meanwhile, some of our members have begun anti-war rallies, including classical hero, and several newer members, singing this song: The War in Apolyton
Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Thunderfall needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Apolytan
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Apolytan;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the spammin' gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get them reds
The only good Apoly is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Apolytan;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the spammin' gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on Apolyton.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Apolytan;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the spammin' gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on posters throughout the land,
Pack your spam off to Apolytan.
Come on brothers, don't hesitate,
Kill 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have yourself come home in a box.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Apolytan;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the spammin' gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
(note: I made a song like this, only with Apolytan replaced with the Junction)
"This is CFC Radio, bidding you a good night."
Meanwhile...
"Splime, your coffee sucks. I'm not drinkin' this crap"
"I'm not you mother you . .. .. .. .. .. .. ., make your own goddam coffee"
"Stop it you two, I see something"
"Get in that trench"
"CIV!"
"Fanatics!'
"Nice timin' boys."
"Hello Splime, I see Gaius and Ball are with you."
"Yeah, we found eachother at the road junction."
"Well, me, Catharsis, Lightfang, and j_eps were all part of the supply drops, headed for the Off-Topic forum. Seems like our supplies were dropped in the Civ4 forums, directly on top of an AA gun. Our plane was lucky, we managed to crash in a clearing, although the plane behind us crashed about 10 yards away was full of explosives and was annihilated."
"Well, The13thRonin, you're here now. Where's your katana?"
"Seems like it was inside the supplies, that dropped on the AA gun. We had to retreat from there, over 100 Apolytoners"
"Well, what supplies you have on you?"
"Two grenades, 10 pounds of Composition B, some rations, a compass, and about 300 rounds each."
"Alright, we'll need to conserve ammo. I see a house over there, let's take positions there until we stumble over anybody else."
"Agreed"
So Splime and the others walked through the path, until they reached the house, suddenly...
BANG!
"Take cover!"
"j_eps!"
"Show yourself, you sonova. .. .. .. .. .!"
"I surrender!"
"Shadowbound? What the..."
"Oh crap, I'm sorry. I thought you were Apolytoners"
"Well, you hit j_eps. You got a first aid kit pilot?"
"No. All I have is this pistol and my ID"
"Crap..."
"Let's get him into the house, someone, grab his legs"
"One... Two..."
*Kicks door down*
"I surrender!"
"An Apolytoner!"
"A civilian. Still, we can't let him go. Go into a bedroom and we'll station a guard there when he goes inside."
"Gotcha."
"Alright, lay him down on the couch, seems like you were lucky, 6 inches from your crotch"
"Hmm... Ah! Some curtains!"
*Rips*
"Wrap it around his leg"
"Okay..."
"This is going to be a long night..."
Perfection
The Great Head.
When it comes to Apolyton you should know that I'm well loved in Poly OT.
carmen510
Deity
Traitor! 
Well then, I'll make you part of the cease-fire agreements.
Well then, I'll make you part of the cease-fire agreements.
Perfection
The Great Head.
No way, I'm an arms dealer that supplies weapons for both sides!
The Ninja
Secretary of Defense
Yes! I am finally mentioned! *eagerly waits for next update*
The Ninja
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
I wonder whom j_eps killed in a previous life to be stuck with me, LightFang and Ronin. I wouldn't want to be stuck with me, LightFang and Ronin...
carmen510
Deity
Well, you were grouped together because I wanted to show some inner conflicts.
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