Thunderfall: Alright, here's the deal. Our enemies are currently sleeping peacefully in the real world. We need to implement Plan A.
*Three minutes later...*
"Argh... Where did that come from?"
"Simulation ended"
"Okay... Let's see Plan B"
(The real plan this time, WARNING: NOT A SIMULATION)
"Alright men, our target is that thread over there, the 'What are your shoes?' topic. Once we land, you'll need to wipe out any resistance, and form up. We're going to push through to their pitiful History forum. We have to take out those guards, then head up to the 'Moderators Only' terminal. Then..."
"Erm... Sgt. Ball Lightening?"
"Yes Private?"
"Do you have a barf bag?" (Vomiting starts)
"You know bloody well I don't. Anyways, AW FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, DON'T BARF ON MY AVATAR"
"Sorry.."
"UGH... Anyways, we'll hijack the terminal, and we'll close down all of the threads there. Then, we'll ban any member that posted in that forum"
"30 seconds to landing!"
Hitti-Litti: . .. .. .. .... Why do I have to be in the same boat as choxorn, Swedishguy, kill fire, and Perfection?
choxorn: Deal with it.
kill fire: That's right. Anyway, we're going to *shunk* Holy...
Swedishguy: You lucky bas.. *CRSH!!*
Perfection: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! *RATATATATATATATATATATATATATA*
Marsden: GO GO GO!
*RATATATATATATATATATATATA*
"Get behind cover!"
"Into the TRENCH!"
"God Dammit"
"This all of you who made it, Report Cpl. Perfection!"
"Well, there's me, Hitti-Litti, choxorn, Silver Streak, BEHIND_THE_MASK, Azale, and Lord Iggy"
"All Sergeants except you, choxorn, BEHIND_THE_MASK, and Hitti-Litti. And of course, me, Master Sgt."
"Lucky Bastard emu"
"Well, how do we get through?"
*BANG!*
"Sniper!"
"Alright, we can't stay here. Get to the barbed wire!"
"Get the bangalores!"
"Swedishguy had them!"
"Well where is he now?"
"Lying on the ship!"
"Get him, and those bangalores! He's the only engineer we have! Who volunteers?"
*cricket*
"You bunch of cowards..."
"NO emu!"
*SHUNK*
"Medic!"
"God dammit, I thought they only had 17 guards here."
"This is CivFanatics HQ. You receiving?"
"Yes, this is Radio man choxorn"
"We miscalculated the amount of troops. They have over 17,000 troops in this area. We're sending air support now. Its out new superweapon that's so powerful, it'll make the cheerleader smilies look like a speck of dust..."
"Well get it in soon!"
*CRCKSHH!*
"ARGH! Radio's hit!"
"Medic!"
Will our heroes survive the Off-Topic/History thread landings? Will they ever return to CivFanatics? Will people ever stop using the "Will..." at the end of every cliffhanger? Find out in the next installment, to be sent out later this month!