Civilization: The Motion Picture

[CivCube]

Fade to a starry universe.

CIVILIZATION...THE MOOOOOOVVVIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

THROUGHOUT THE ANCIENT WORLD, VARIOUS PEOPLES HAVE BEGUN THEIR QUEST TO BE THE MOST GLORIOUS EMPIRE. IT IS NOW THAT THEY CHOOSE THE VARIOUS PATHS THAT THEY WILL...TAKE! THE ADVENTURE BEGINS; WITNESS THE CIVLIZATIONS STAND THE TEST OF TIIIIIME!!!!!!!

A man looks around at the jungle all around him.

Tokugawa: Aw nuts! Restart!

CIVILIZATION...THE MOOOOOOVVVIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

THROUGHOUT THE ANCIENT WORLD, VARIOUS PEOPLES HAVE BEGUN THEIR QUEST...

Military advisor runs into palace

MA: Great one, we're under attack! If you had only let us build Swordsman, we'd NEVER be in this mess! C'mon man, let's-

Tokugawa: I'm not gonna argue anymore, helmet-head! You and your crazed Spearman can just kiss my bass!

MA: But sir, France is attacking us!

Tokugawa: Let 'em have it! I don't care! is hit on the head by a rock

MA: Poor great one. He had the nerve to bash nationalities.

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Quickly, add more scenes!

 

[china444]

Tokie: Ahh! I am under attack!

Trade Advisor: (looking sad) This never would have happened if you would have traded them extra spices! (sad)

Tokie: Shut Your Face B****!

(tokie throws a grenade at tradey)

Social Advisor: India Has Declared War on You!

Tokie: What, they have a low agression level?

(tokie whips out gun and commits :suicide: )

 

[123joanna321]

Social Advisor: Well, now what?

MA: Restart, silly...

 

[Strider]

restart:

CIVILIZATION THE MMMMMOOOOOVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

THROUGHOUT THE ANCIENT WORLD, VARIOUS PEOPLES HAVE BEGUN THEIR QUEST TO BE THE MOST GLORIOUS EMPIRE. IT IS NOW THAT THEY CHOOSE THE VARIOUS PATHS THAT THEY WILL...TAKE! THE ADVENTURE BEGINS; WITNESS THE CIVLIZATIONS STAND THE TEST OF TIIIIIME!!!!!!!

Athens is founded in 4000 B.C.

Washington D.C. is founded in 4000 B.C.

Rome is founded in 4000 B.C.

Paris is founded in 4000 B.C.

Moscow is founded in 4000 B.C.

London is founded in 4000 B.C.

 

[123joanna321]

Greeks: what a crappy place.... nah! (Later) AH! Found a hut, lets pop it... hmmm, Paris ain't THAT far... so What to reshreach... AH! I'll build Hoplies and reshearch Iron Working, because I see Paris builing cities just were I want them...

 

[Strider]

Originally posted by 123john321
Greeks: what a crappy place.... nah! (Later) AH! Found a hut, lets pop it... hmmm, Paris ain't THAT far... so What to reshreach... AH! I'll build Hoplies and reshearch Iron Working, because I see Paris builing cities just were I want them...

Athens builds Hoplite

Paris builds Settler

Moscow builds Warrior

Washington D.C. builds Scout

London builds Barracks

Rome builds Spearman

(Should I keep this up?)

 

[123joanna321]

Oh, were doing THAT eh? Alright...

Athens builds Setter

Paris builds warrior

Moscow finds Pottery from hut, and builds setter

Washington D.C. builds setter

London finds Bronze Working in hut, builds spear-man

Rome builds setter.

 

[Fr8monkey]

(At this time in the movie) Me going to the manager for a refund!

 

[andrew510]

Rome builds jet fighter.

joe: go back to 4000 bc!

andrew510: sorry!

athens builds hoplite

paris builds settler

moscow builds grainery

Washington D.C. builds grainery

london builds warrior

rome gets iron working from hut

athens builds hoplite

paris build city walls

moscow builds warrior

new york founded in 2050 bc

london builds settler

rome connects to iron, they can build legionairy now

 

[smalltalk]

CIVILIZATION THE MOVIE

featuring

Arnold Schwarzenegger as the spearmen-that-defeated-the-tank

 

[puglover]

Toky: Hey! I lost another tooth! I'm a big boy now!

Tradey: I see spices over there!

Toky: Build a road to it! My pizza's disgusting without spices!

Military: Sir! Caesar of Rome is here to see you!

Caesy: Greetings! I am Caesar! Shall we trade?

Toky: No way! This is MY pizza! And you can't have it!

Caesy: Fine! Then you know what I'll do? I'll... I'll... I'll become ANNOYED with you! Take that!

Toky: Whatever.

Tradey: We have found a source of Ivory. We traded it to Rome for Iron!

Toky: WHAT!?!?!? That Ivory was Tusky my pet elephant! You lousy little stu... Hey, Iron! Oooooh! Shiny!

 

[andrew510]

in rome:

ceaser: i get tired of spearmen, lets build legionary

milatary: as you wish, great one.

trade: we found some ivory, lets build a road.

ceaser: sure, go ahead

tokY: no, bad ceaser, my ivory.

ceaser: not anymore, dude! legionarys!

sargent soup: yes sire! will get ride of this evil named toky! :soldier: :tank:

toky: argg! well, well, well, i will, declare war!

ceaser: kill him.

sargent soup: lets use toky as a target!

troop1: oh yeah!

troop2: yes!

troop3: do it!

 

[puglover]

Toky: Eek!

*Toky runs under the table and sucks his thumb*

Caesy: ATTACK!!!

MA: Toky! Caesar has taken Edo!

Toky: Oh Caesar buddy! Come Heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeee!

Caesy: What you loser! Have you failed to see my superiority over your not-superior people? And that you are a big, lousy...

*Toky whacks Caesy with a pie and runs away going "nuck nuck nuck"*

Caesy: GET HIM!!! Mmm! Cherry!

 

[123joanna321]

Toky: MINE EVIL PLANS WORKING! now, mr sicneice guy

SA: My name is 'Sid'.

Toky: whatever, can you intven something I can use this to kill the evil Caesar:

SA: no, but how about this: ?

Toky: me likely, but...

SA: but will need to goto the next age.

Toky: When is that?

SA: don't you read the dumd sritps???

Toky: no...

 

[andrew510]

Caesar: i heard that!

toky: those f**king romans! "bang!"

SA: toky dares bash nationalites, how premature.

ceaser: sargent soup! use the super stolen ninja!

sargent soup: yep can do

 

[andrew510]

Caesar: i heard that!

toky: those f**king romans! "bang!"

SA: toky dares bash nationalites, how premature.

ceaser: sargent soup! use the super stolen ninja!

sargent soup: yep can do

 

[andrew510]

Caesar: i heard that!

toky: those f**king romans! "bang!"

SA: toky dares bash nationalites, how premature.

ceaser: sargent soup! use the super stolen ninja!

sargent soup: yep can do

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Catherine the Great to Tokugawa: Gimme 1 gold per turn or we declare war !
Tokugawa with a sigh: Accept this small token in the name of peace.
Gatherine the Great - irritated: Oh... just one, we ment three gold...
Tokugawa: Oh, three? Then three must have been. My hearing is failing me theese days.
Catherine with an angry face: So, you do agree to pay us five gold per turn?
Tokugawa: Well, you see, five would be quite a strain on our eceonmy, but so be it...
Catherine - furious: How dare you! Russia will not stand for such insults... (Russia declares war)

 

[CivCube]

Foreign Advisor: So what do you think goes best with my hat? Blue or red?

Toky: *sigh* Red, I guess.

FA: Oh, goody! I think I'll wear this dress when we get to the Middle Ages, and then...

Toky: They said he was all the rage, but I didn't know he was all the rage for -

FA: SAY, Toky-woky, do you want to go ou-

Toky: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

FA: Gosh man, I was only wondering if you wanted to go outside into the fresh air. You look pretty pale.

Toky: Uh, I do?

FA: Not before you screamed, but now you do.

 

[TNG]

Greece bombs the whole world with ICBMs :rocket2: :rocket2: :soldier: