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Civilization: The Motion Picture

ceaser: oh, so we have currency now?

SA: yep, and i have just decided what to where.

ceaser: what?

SA: to your speech, of course!

ceaser: what?

MA: it's the new era, middle ages!

MA: and i can build you some pikes, pronto!

ceaser: sure, go ahead

MA: troops! line up! :soldier:

toky: wha wha wha! i want the middle ages! :cry:

MA: ceaser, its your birthday! :bday:

ceaser: pathetic toky:lol:

citizens of rome: :worshp:
 
toky: Is there anyway I could kill ceaser?

MA: Sadly, no, you'll need PtW for that, and we would have to restart...

Toky: :cry:

MA: Oh for crying out loud, your than...

toky: Mr Cross-dresser?

FM: THAT NOT MY NAME! MY NAME IS MICHEAL JACKSON!!!!! :mad:

toky: no you're not

FA: yes! :mad:

toky: NO! But anyways, can we steal are way into middle ages?

Ceaser: I HEARD THAT! TROOPS!!!!!! :mad: :soldier: :tank:

Toky: :cry:
 
*Toky loses his last city to the Romans*

Toky: Ouch

Caesar: Ha! I have won!

Toky: We shall meet again!

*Toky is a stabbed with a spear*

Toky: OW!!! Never mind!
 
Caesar: So Master Tokugawa, don't like that spear gently embedded in your gut, eh?

Toky: Well, I wouldn't say it is gently embedded-

Caesar: SILENCE! You have caused me too much annoyance for me to like you. So you shall receive no mercy. *removes spear*

Toky: Oh no, not that, anything but that-

Caesar: Yes...YES!!!! *pokes Tokugawa repeatedy with a newly sharpened No. 2 pencil*

Toky: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Then Abe's Knights come and take's Tokyo; Toky escapes the cluches of Ceasar and goes off to found a new Civilization: Babilonians.

All of AI: Hey Human players are not allowed to return as new civilizations.

Toky, now called Xercsies (sp?): You do It all the time, I wanted to give it a try...
 
Caesar:HAHAHAHAHAHA u will give up wont u?!

Toky:Ya okay i guess

Caesar:HA once again, i have vanquished another civilization!! now its time for my sweet victory dance!
[dance]

Toky: "if only i could grab that #2 pencil i could get him back with awesome revenge!! :)

Caesar: Now if if i can just get my guards....

Toky:YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!:mwaha:

Caesar: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!:( WHY did u do this i was gonna have u be a slave but u had to stab me with a pencil didn't u didn't u!!!:cry:

Toky: Yeah i guess u could say that.

Caesar: Well u know what? I'll tell u what. (pause) Well i can't think of anything right now but I'll come up with something.

I WANT MY MOMMIE!!!!!!!
 
ceaser: this is my body gaurd, toky :tank: :tank: :tank: :tank:

toky: what the f**k?

ma: i built them, there knights!

toky: wha wha wha!!! i wan the kinghts :cry:
 
London Founded 4000 BC
Babylon Founded 4000 BC
London Build Temple 3000 BC
Babylon Build Warrior 3000 BC
London Build Granery 2500 BC
London Destroyed 2500 BC

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<Romans at war with Russians>
Scenerio: Russians with Moscow left while the Romans are conquoring the world.

Caesar: "Our troops are approaching Moscow, do you wish to sign a peace treaty?"

Cath: (Annoyed): "I guess we have no choice, go ahead and put something on the table..."

Caesar wants: 3092843 Golds (Per Turn)
Moscow
Ivory
Russian Workers
Peace Treaty
Caesar offers: Peace Treaty

Cath: (Furious) "Urrrrgh! I don't want to do this, but the Russian people have no choice. We'll give you what you want -- this time! But we will never forget what you did to us!"

Millitary Advisor running into the Palace of Rome...

MA: "Great one, your sire, we have gained control over Moscow and the Russians are destroyed!"
 
MA: "Your sire, Caesar demands our supply of horses or he'll declare war with us!"
Cath: We have a strong military, don't we?"
MA: "Yep, we've got 40 warriors -- against Caesar's 10 tanks, Gandhi's 20 infantries, and Alexander's 30 nukes!
Cath: Then let the war begin!
...

MA: Terrible news, sire, Caesar is approaching Kuibyshev!"
Cath: Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!
...
MA: Terrible news, sire, Caesar has signed a alliance treaty with India! Now we're at war with India also!"
Cath: Didn't I tell you before, I'm trying to sleep!!!"
...
MA: Terrible news, sire, Caesar has signed an alliance treaty with Greece! Now we're at war with Greece too!"
Cath: For the last time, -- Shut up about it!!!!!!"
...
MA: Terrible news, sire, Caesar has conquorord Kuibyshev!
Cath: Kuibyshev? Gee, talk about dumb names! let him have it, i didn't want it anyway."
...
MA: Terrible news, sire, Caesar has conquored Rostov, Gandhi has conquorored St. Petersburg and Minsk, Alexander has conquorored Tbilisi, Sverdlovsk, Smolensk, Astrakhan and Yakutsk!"
Cath: Well, how many cities do we have left?
MA: Only Moscow!
Cath: How's our military?
MA: We've only got 2 warriors left!
Cath: MA, I command you to kill our enemies, now!
MA: You mean... you want me to go in war?
Cath: Yes!!!! Now get out of here or i'll have you saying goodbye to your precious head!"
MA: Yes, ma'am..."
Cath (continues sleeping)

Science Advisor: "Terrible news, ma'am, wake up! our warriors and MA are all killed by a Roman tank, the Romans have conquorored Moscow! We're doomed!"
Cath: (Speechless...)
SA: And Caesar demands you to get out of "his property" now!
Cath: What about my bed?
SA: (Clearing throat) ... and that too.
 
Roman SA: "Emperor, a new age has begun!"
Caesar: "What age is this advisor?"
SA: "Modern Times sir, and we have discovered computers, ecology, and synthetic fibers."
MA: "Sir, we have plenty of gold, we should build modern armor."
Caesar: "Then it shall be done."
MA: "Also, intelligence says that Egypt is weak towards invasion."
Caesar: "And Cleo owes me something from my last trip... Let the wars begin!"
 
MA running into palace: "Sir! Bad news! Evil Caesar declared war on us! And we only have some warriors against them!"
Toky: "Build some infantries!"
MA: We don't have rubber!
Toky: Build some cavalry!
MA: We don't have any salt!
Toky: Build some horseman!
MA: We don't have any horse!
Toky: Then build some longbowman or spearman!
MA: That takes too long, it'll take 40 turns to make a spearman!
Toky: Hurry production!
MA: Sir, we're broke!
Toky: F**k! Give me a sword, i'm going to kill myself!
MA: Sir, some more bad news, we don't have iron. Maybe you'd like to use this rope instead."
 
EK, :lol: :rotfl: That one takes the cake! :rotfl:
 
well, I liked how it melded from Tpky to my boy Caesa' as the main character, and hero, but otherwise... I hope to see what happens to our good friend Caesar in the (hopefully better) sequel...:D

next up, Civ3 THE MOVIE-Caesar- spaceships or modern armour?
 
Well seems like that post just ruined this thread.

SA: Sir, we've come to a new age --- the Modern Age.
Toky: Oooooh, now I can wear new clothes!!!!!!! What kind of clothes did you got for me? *anxiously*
SA: Mr..... Mr! If you would just stop barking like a dog!
Toky: Sorry, sorry, I am just too excited!!!!
SA: Here, sir, this is called a "T-Shirt".
Toky: So simple yet so brilliant, does it stand for Toky-Shirt?
SA: Um... actually....
Toky: Let me try it on, I can't wait!!!!!
MA: Toky, what the hell is that you're wearing, you look really ugly in it.
Toky: I DON'T HEAR THE WORD "PRETTY"!
MA: Sorry, you look PRETTY ugly in it.
Toky: ....
 
Nice Thread pretty funny please continue....
 
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