Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[Ekolite]

lol same i have an ffh one and a forum games one. I havent been on the main site for months .

 

[snarko]

249. You have a direct link to the FfH subforum, to skip the inconveniences of clicking through the non FfH related civ-stuff.

250. You've set your browser to open the same tabs as last time and since you never close the tab with the FfH subforum it always open when you start the browser. Either that or you've set it as your start page.

 

[TheJopa]

I don't even have a normal civ forum link, only a FfH one heh

Same here.

 

[grumpylad]

251 You realise that the Royal London hospital has copied FfH by erecting a Snake Pillar outside it's Whitechapel site

 

[[NWO]_Valis]

I havent been on the main site for months

What main site?

 

[Shadius]

252. You've planning your entry for the Design Contests for weeks.

 

[zxcvbnm]

253. You enter your design contest ideas on friday 23th, as soon as the contests begin

 

[Rex rgis of Ter]

253. You enter your design contest ideas on friday 23th, as soon as the contests begin

This is odd?


254. You change your design entry every 5 hours, for fear of Kael (May he live forever) may dislike it.

 

[zxcvbnm]

as soon as the contests begin
meaning within 15 minutes of you getting to the threads
255. You win a design contest

 

[Scott Alexander]

You consider submitting the following Wonder to the design contest:

Fall From Heaven Modpack

Requires: Omniscience
Cost: 600

Effects:
+2 in all cities in the world
-20% in all cities in the world
+10 in this city
+3 (Great Engineer)
Provides metamagic mana
+3% chance per turn Kael Coalbane, Chalid Astrakein, wilboman, Yvain the Woodelf, Corlindale, or Loki will defect and join your civilization if inside your borders.

 

[Grey Fox]

I don't even have a normal civ forum link, only a FfH one heh

I just link to my control panel and in there I got a subscription of the Fall from Heaven forum. (first thing I do is go through subscribed threads)

 

[zxcvbnm]

257. You are terribly afraid of swimming in the ocean
258. You avoid areas where someone has drowned
259. You avoid people with dark blue clothing

 

[KillerClowns]

260. If you greet a newbie in a forum with: "Ahh... another mortal slinking across creation, still in that twilight between birth and the recruitment of hell." (Followed by " Nice to meet ya!" of course.)
261. If the forum where you use that paraphrase is completely unrelated to FfH.

 

[zxcvbnm]

262. You greet them so impressively that they decide to contact [member: Basium] on the moment
263. Or they report that to [moderator: The One]

 

[Keilden]

264. You try to kill animals you see on the zoo so you can cage them later.

 

[Pandemonis]

265. You created a D20 chart to roll your Perpentach diplomatic request every other turn.

Spoiler :

1-2. War!
3. Ask all Techs, Supplies, Gold, and declare War if refused
4. Ask all Tech and Supplies, and declare War if refused
5. Ask all Supplies and Gold, and declare War if refused
6. Ask all Tech and Gold, and declare War if refused
7. Ask Techs, and declare War if refused
8. Ask Supplies, and declare War if refused
9. Ask Gold, and declare War if refused
10. Reboot computer. Dance merrily.
11. Roll two more dices, and use all applicable.
12. Giggle, sing, and reroll.
13. Ask to Convert. If same religion, declare war.
14. Ask to Convert. If refused, hand out gold.
15. Roll 2D6.
16. Do not Declare War, end Border agreement, give/ask Tech/Gold/Supplies.
17. Do not Declare War, give nor ask Tech/Gold/Supplies. End Trade if asked.
18. Propose the next step to strengthen relationship to your closest ally. If no step, move to closer ally. When running out of allies, declare war to someone. (Roll a dice).
19. Propose the next step to strengthen relationship to your closest ally. If no step, move to closer ally. When running out of allies, hand out out gold to someone. (Roll a dice).
20. Declare war to all. Chuckle merrily.

 

[cabert]

264. You try to kill animals you see on the zoo so you can cage them later.

aren't they already in a cage?

266. When you see people starving on TV, you think they really should run sacrifice the weak.

 

[Keilden]

aren't they already in a cage?

266. When you see people starving on TV, you think they really should run sacrifice the weak.

Not in your cages

267. If you see someone who is on fire you run away from him since he will explode on death.

 

[Calavente]

268. reading so much horrors and cynic remarks doesn't even make you cry... just smile, thinking of the FfH aspect and not the RL aspect that proped it...

 

[Civkid1991]

269. Your begin to think that the trice song "Burn the Fleet" is about a deranged Lanun captain and "The Flame Deluge" is about Armageddon